There is a potion you consume that makes any chosen person fall instantly in love with you.
>BUT
One if the principle ingredients is shit. You MUST eat 1 oz of that person's shit for the potion to work.
>SO?
Would you take the potion?
And how would you procure the crucial excrement?
Sounds pretty gross to me, I'll pass.
I drink the potion, but THEY get affected?
Shouldn't the other party be the one to drink the potion?
>>27460338
Why would I have to take the potion if it has their shit and I already love them how would that work? It makes more sense to force the other to drink it.
>>27460338
But she already loves me
Right?
Jokes on you, I'm in to poop. Still grossed out by the eating it part but a single ounce is so little for eternal love, who the fuck on this board wouldn't take this offer?
>>27460338
eat her ass out so I get it straight from the delicious tap
>>27460338
Does it work for multiple people or just one
>>27460378
>>27460377
The potion makes you more attractive to them.
Think of it like pheromones or some shit
I don't have a target.
>>27460441
only if you eat their shit
>>27460338
>loosely disguised scat thread
kill your elf
>>27460804
>kill your elf
never
>>27460840
Fantastic taste anon. Nice to see some poopfags here, it's rare.
Hiratsura Masaru draws the best scat doujins.
>>27460804
>kill your elf
Kek
>>27460338
It would feel fake to go for a potion, to be honest. I'd continuously think about the fact that person didn't fall in love with me for me, but instead because of some magical mechanism. I couldn't be in a relationship with someone like that.
>>27460443
>or some shit
I see what you did there.
>>27461085
You didn't have to take the fun out of a hypothetical scenario, anon.
>>27460338
To have her back Id slit my veins and drink until I passed out
But like before the love would not last
So no.
>>27461879
But Anon, I need to offset the amount of fun I am at parties in some way.
>tfw no femanon to tell me about her bowel movements
>>27460840
That's one messy meal for an elf to serve. I'd expect some Michelin standard arrangement.
>>27462258
>try to watch a girl pee out of curiousity
>they hold it in for a good 3 minutes until I get bored and turn around
reee
>>27460866
Ha. Money says you are white.
>>27463287
Actually I'mblack, anon. Not sure why'd you would post that in the first place.
>>27460338
definitely, but the real question is:
does it work if the shit is sterilized (so i dont die from consuming bacteria)?
>>27460338
>Not eagerly gobbling down your waifu's shit straight from her thicc ass
I bet you won't even let her use you as a toilet
>eat bill gates shit
>he loves me so much that he gives me his moneys
>do mountais of cocaine and fuck models
Not bad desu
>>27460338
sounds to me like you just want ideas on how to collect your oneitis' feces
>>27460338
Buy another potion that'll give her a fetish for using someone as a toilet slave
Offer yourself up
