I JUST WANT TO BE A NORMAL 18 YEAR OLD KID WHO HAS SEX GODDAMNIT WHY THE FUCK IS LIFE SO UNFAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But you're 28 yo virgin without social life, right?
try being me TRY LIVING LIKE ME WITH THIS PENIS THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE JUST KILL ME PLEASE
>>27459554
no i'm 18 in university
>>27459564
lmoa is that erect?
>>27459533
bottom line is, you suck as a person sorry dude either give up or fix it, any other advice is stupid, and if you need to ask how to "fix it", you're too far gone
>>27459566
>18
>bitching about being a virgin
You are a fucking normie slag piece of shit, son. get the FUCK out of here and come back when you're AT LEAST 25 and have never even kissed a girl.
Then you can bitch, you weak-assed bitch.
>>27459533
18 is a really good age to realize you need to get your shit together. So get to it, you babby shit.
>>27459564
Is that hard?
I usually hate when anons do this in dicklet threads, but my dick is that size soft
Damn man...
>>27461023
> tfw 18, looking forward to maybe getting with a girl
> it'll be honour to not be part of this shithole
if you've already decided you don't want a normal life, take up rapping
you'll either steadily steer toward chad or create some followers who emulate you
>>27459533
Once, JUST once, I'd like to have sex with a woman like Remy Lacroix.
How much do you reckon you'd have to pay to sleep with her?
>>27459564
I see this image posted every day, it's clearly not your dick dude
Get some hookers you goddamn crybaby
if you're not willing to do it then you're not that desperate
>>27459564
>mfw this is basically my dick except mine is bent from years of chronic masturbation
Enjoy your dicks, dont waste them. At least you got a chance
>>27461156
>He thinks he can just leave 4chan
You can't go back to /v/ or /b/ and you know it.
You might go to /x/ or /sp/
but I'll bet I see you in /pol/
>>27461839
Few thousand probably
>>27461927
Welp, better start saving bennies
