>men claim to hate women and don't want them here
>give women attention
>shower them with compliments
>ask fembots to be their girlfriend
>beg them to add you on Skype
>Beg them to allow you to buy them things from amazon (Eliza)
>bb-bbb I HATE WOMEN WOMEN CANT BE ONE OF US FUCK OFF
don't lump me in with the filthy /soc/ crossposters you normie whores
>>27458642
Daily reminder revolver
>>27458670
>hate women
>want to get people to roll for a girlfriend.
????
makes no sense
>>27458642
>r9k is all one poster
>i believe this because i'm a fucking retard
I want a girl who only does lewd things with me.
>>27458689
>Playing the le it wasn't me maymay it's not 1 person maymay
why are menbots such drama queens?
>>27458660
Before /soc/ was made we used to be swamped in contact threads (more so than now) so count your blessings and remember that a lot of /soc/ crossposters are also old time /r9k/ users
>>27458700
If you have enough money I think you can pay escorts to be exclusive
>>27458702
>call out beta and whiteknight behavior whenever you see it demanding that those people are retarded
>constantly remind idiots women aren't robots
>same idiots can't wrap their collectivist minds around the concept that not everyone makes the same posts
Haha XD
>Men think they can be lonely
>men think they feel loneliness like us girls
i want this meme to stop
>>27458722
Eh, it wouldn't be the same. I would like a girl who supports me and spends her life with me. And also does lewd, gross things to me all the time.
No fembots live in CO though. The girls here are either boring and act like dudes or total sluts
You talk like there's only one kind of robot.
ugly fuck
>>27458779
you dont want girls who act like typical girls, dumbdumb
thats the beauty of colorado, the girls act like actual people
I think it was already obvious that all men in this board are pathetic, me included. It's not like it is surprising or anything.
Also how is this a fembot feel? it's a common observation and quite obvious
>>27458642
Thisis not a NEET general.
>oneitis is perfect cute robot I met on here
>he's autistic
>I'm austistic
>can't tell if he likes me or not because I'm too autistic to make a move
>too autistic to know if he's flirting
I'm so pathetic why can't he jus t love me
>>27458812
They aren't affectionate though. I just want a girl who isn't afraid to touch me...
>>27458815
He probably does.
>tfw when was in the same situation
>make a move (i'm a dude)
>Was in the situation where it is the moment to kiss her, nobody tells you but you feel that pressure
>timeisrunningout.jpg
>Keep thinking about how repulsive and disgusting i am
>Spaghetti drops
>bail out
>I'm too scared to talk to her again
I fucked up everything didn't i?
why do women pretend to be lonely? why cant they fuck off?
>>27458866
you should've gone for it ;__; do you still talk with her? If my oneitis kissed me I'd be over the moon
>>27458883
Oops, didn't read your whole post. Message her again, my dude. If she liked you she'll be happy
>>27458883
Not yet, i just feel i fucked everything up and my self esteem is too shitty.
I could have done it but in a fraction of a second i thought about everything wrong with me and how i would be a burden to her and bailed out, do you think there's still a chance?
Also your oneitis probably likes you but he's too scared to make a move, i advice to be direct because if he's like me he's shit at reading signs, best of luck to you friend
>>27458688
He rolled for the chad. Self improvement and all
>>27458853
Do you live somewhere shitty like closer to Nebraska? Or do you actually live near the mountains?
Obviously don't go for the two-faced nu-hippie girls because they seem to be all sunshine and namaste but they're actually some of the fakest, nastiest, most insecure and terrible girls I've met. Just find someone who looks like they aren't trying to be a certain type of person. There are plenty of down-to-earth but interesting and affectionate girls/fembots in CO.
>>27459054
I live next to Utah...
Maybe I'll just keep trying.
Last girl I met was pretty disheartening though. Literally talking about herself non-stop.
>>27459095
Wow, i cant believe faggots like yourself claim to be robots yet you aren't even lonely and met a women ALREADY.
Just fuck off you retarded cunt.
>>27459095
Not sure what to say about that, but chances are you'd meet better people closer to Boulder.
And...Well...were you asking her questions about herself? Was she a robot or just a random girl?tfw worried now cos talking to someone from here and im not used to people giving a shit about me so i talked way too much after person asked me about myself. tell me shes a robot so these feelings of sympathy are just
>>27459124
Yeah but it's not like it'll go anywhere. I don't have any friends either.
I was going to keep talking to her but right after we went to a concert I had a terrible time at I had the dream about the perfect girl.
>>27458642
i just want to roll, yeeeaah
>>27459197
Idk man, there's that saying, "if you think every single person around you is an asshole youre actually probably the asshole"
im not saying lower your standards, im just saying open your heart a little
rollererrer
>>27459175
I used to live in Boulder. Fuck that SJW scum filled place. They are all on edge because of politics. Fucking rich cucks making it more expensive and acting like degenerate fucks who only care about WEEEEEEEED REEEEEEEEEE
NOW YOU'VE TRIGGERED MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyhow, I would like to meet a robot.
No, I wanted to like, sit there and enjoy life instead of having a conversation I could have with any man my age. Felt like she was putting me in the friend zone, which I am never down for. I also am kind of sick of waiting to get laid.
>>27459197
Yeah, you don't "have friends" but you met up with a women. Just fuck off failed normie.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27456720/#27456867
>>27458642
>implying these are all the same anons
why are women so retarded?
>>27458670
>spends your money without asking
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>>27459296
Oh shit!
I've failed to appease the NEET Gods!
Please don't cast me away...I've nothing beyond this!
Using pof to get laid isn't so bad right? I'm still a robot!
>>27459281
It's...really not. Unless you're the type of person who considers anyone involved in politics or hot social topics an SJW. The only true SJWs I've seen are teenagers. Some college aged girls might be feminists but they really are in the truest sense of the word, no misandry stuff. Honestly, half the population is white people with dreadlocks, how can you think those are SJWs?
Girls can sense when you're just desperate for a fuck. Maybe she was trying to bore you on purpose.
>not wanting a girl that's like your best bro friend
>except more intelligent, nurturing, and qt
>shooby dooby dooooooo
>>27459377
>Qt
Unfortunately not.
No one can sense my powerlevel.
Needless to say I'll be moving on, if we aren't fucking like rabbits by the end of the first date then what's the point?
Fuck Boulder it's too full.
>>27459410
I said close to Boulder. Definitely not Boulder, overpriced and overrated as a home base. Go somewhere cozy like Allenspark or Nederland. Still close to everything useful and fun, but far away enough that you don't have to deal with the bs.
Also I'm not sure what you're saying about the qt thing. You don't want a qt?
>>27459477
She's not QT
That's why I must continue elsewhere. It's still like 500 for a shitty room anywhere near Boulder. I'm hours away from there now. Feels like a different state almost...
It's hard to make friends out here because I don't know about the lay of the land. Truly I just want to fuck a girl I know nothing about
>>27459541
Ah, I see. Well I was just talking about in general, not necessarily her. But you definitely want the best of both worlds, someone you can just sit and enjoy life with but also someone who you can have everyday convos with.
I feel like I can't help you, we're very different people. I want an A-frame cabin in the mountains past Golden with a psychedelic-loving bff-tier waifu, you want...to be a critical perfectionist in the worst part of the best state in the US.
>>27458670
Most of these are fucking sluts. Rolling anyways.
>>27459684
Nah I live next to a shit ton of Mountain ranges. I don't live in the worst part of the state, let's get one thing straight. I'm not a perfectionist just want less of a bitch.
how is that contradictive at all?
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>>27458670
>>27458670
An roll for something good
>>27458670
Rolling for orignalll
>>27459953
Try out that whisper app n you'll find some nice girls in your area
>>27458670
Rolling the revolver
>>27458670
Jusilcatha
>>27458670
Jk trolling
>>27458670
No dubs please
>>27458670
Rolling in rolling rolls
>>27458670
I just want my number
>>27458670
Roses face reminds me of benidict cumberbatch. If you told me rose was hissonI probably wouldn't question it.
>>27458642
>ask fembots to be their girlfriend
>fembots
>gf material
healthy keks has been had
>>27458670
>madelyn
>being racist and browsing /pol/ are "negatives"
perfect waifu
>>27458670
>Madelyn get
Bad goyim red pilled gf pls
>>27458670
>colette
>favorite developer is bioware
>implying I consider this negative
