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>mom keeps trying to find a husband for me from our church
>they're all at least ten years older than me
> Fembot Feels
get rekt'd fuckboi
>>27458470
My mom's doing the opposite and trying to find me a wife at her church. Shit's annoying as hell, nogf certainly isn't from lack of trying
>tfw no bf xddd
>tfw no chad to cumdump me
>omg my cat licked my ice cream
>foreveralone.jpg
leave
Daily reminder: early morning edition
>>27458589
rolling for video game computer
>fembot feels
>not just feels thread
>fembot feels because everyone has to know you're female
GET OUT ROASTIES GET OUT
>robot feels
tfw no girl to cum 7 times into like my doujinshis
tfw the male population of this board hates us because the female population isnt smart enough TO NOT MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING FEMFEELS THREAD WHEN THERE'S LIKE SIX ALREADY UP
>>27458589
oh shit rollin' and a sagin'
>dad tries to find me a boyfriend when i want him to be my boyfriend
>>27459467
>not wanting him to be your husband
s.m.h. t.b.h. f.a.m.
>>27459467
>As if a man's chances of getting laid weren't cut in half by Chad now we gotta deal with Dad
>he's too austistic to make a move
>you're too autistic to make a move
feelsbadman
>>27459503
it's a good thing though. All you need is a daughter, and you can safely keep her for yourself
>>27459517
It's Impossible to get a daughter because I'm getting cucked by a woman's Dad.
When will women be humans and realize how unfair this is?
>>27459467
Thats incest though.
>>27459562
what's wrong with incest?
>>27459617
YOUR DAD ALREADY GOT LAID ROASTIE
>>27459617
Its icky and yucky.
>>27459646
thank god for that, otherwise I never would've been born
>>27459658
only for the narrow-minded
>>27459687
Why can't you just give guys your own age a chance? Young men are the most downtrodden individuals
>>27458513
>not wanting a nice christian wife
kill yourself famalam
>>27458524
fembots don't want chad though
>>27459467
If I ever have kids I hope my daughter is like you.
What would you do if he accepted your feelings for real?
>>27460075
>wanting your daughter to have daddy issues instead of being a well-adjusted woman
Thank god you'll never have children
>>27459513
>>he's too austistic to make a move
>>you're too autistic to make a move
Jesus Christ
justDO IT
>>27459513
I'm pretty much there with a girl.
>>27458589
rolling rolling rolling rolling rollin
>tfw girl friend
>tfw everything's going great
>have no idea how long to wait to propose or if I even should
>>27458589
Rolling pls help me girl roulette
>>27460075
>I want to cuck my wife with my daughter I've groomed from birth to be nothing but a vessel for my fetish
Things would be easier if you'd just kill yourself now friend.
>>27460962
Id say about 2 years if you're over 24 but go with your gut
>>27458589
Orriginalo rikrollo
>>27458470
>he posts on r9k pretending to be a girl
>Fem
>bot
Women actually think they can be robotsoriginalo commento roboto
>>27461007
woah buddy calm down, I think you've misclicked someplace on your browser and instead of your white knight normie hugbox subreddit you've ended up on /r9k/ somehow. just click the little x on your tab and never return, we'll just pretend this never happened.
>>27461043
Two years huh? Under 24 but close.
I guess that makes sense. I mean we can't make children for probably another three years or more so I guess there's no need to rush the formality of "yes, we do think this will last forever gibe tax bennies"
>>27458589
Hell fucking yeah, normies will suffer, entire mankind will perish. This is totally a sign for me.
>>27458589
Yeah roll
>>27461094
It's also just a way to prevent a nasty divorce too. Better to wait a bit and see how you two work out for a while longer. However if you and her have been together for 5 years it's not a bad idea to maybe plant the idea with her especially if you live together and have decent jobs.
>>27458589
I roll
>the only man who has ever called me cute is my older brother
>>27461152
Well it hasn't even been a year yet but there's no way I can see this going sour,I get that lots of normal people say that before things get ugly but neither of us is exactly normal. I don't think two people like us would work with anyone else, not that I even want to consider other prospects.
But yeah, no reason to rush and some potential reasons to want to wait I guess
>>27461223
if it makes you feel any betterhe was probably lying
>>27458589
What i'm going to get in this lottery?
why cant you whores fucking leave?
>>27459503
It's spelled Dhad, the h is silent.
>find mom's dildo
>she laughs it off and doesn't care
>encourages me to get my own
>mom finds my dragondildo and lemon flavoured cumlube
>can't even look me in my eyes anymore
>mfw
fucking normies can't handle my superior taste in synthetic dicks.
>>27458589
give gf please
>>27458589
posts like this should be bannable
>>27461386
whoa who said that?
>>27458589
Rollerino comment
>>27461386
spot the cuckhold
>>27461386
They are technically but with how easy it is to ban evade and how zealous the guys who try to derail threads with them are plus how much of a hassle it is to find the posts since many retards don't know to report them most of the time they slide
>>27458589
fuck you r9k for calling my comment unoriginal
>>27458589
pls be 01
>>27461324
You should just buy your mother a dragon dildo. Help her see the light.
>>27460962
>getting married
>ever
>>27461684
Why not? I understand marriage is a rapidly deteriorating institution but she's neither religious or extroverted enough to make it into a big deal, we have very similar life goals and if we did tie the knot we'd get tax breaks and free legal name changes if we want
>>27461737
Don't listen to that cuck just do what makes you happy.
>>27461905
I wonder who could be behind this post.orugnal
>>27460033
Do you know how ridiculous you sound right now?
Nice roleplaying going on here, mind if I join in?
Please pee on me fembots
>>27462214
>tfw a femanon actually did pee on me
Piss up your nose really sucks but it was hot otherwise
>>27462259
Damn, how did that happen? Was she into it or did she consider you a subhuman freak?
>>27461464
>>27461386
The thing I don't get is how the fuck people respond to those posts. Like how is it fun in any way? Are 50% of the posters genuinely retarded 14 year olds? Why do they do it?
>>27462214
Fetishes are okay as long as they're hygienic. Piss is not hygienic.
>>27462319
She was into pee stuff in general. She felt bad afterwards because I cried though. Not just from the pee but you know how it is.
>>27462337
It's the type of thing that brings out the lurkers or other sorts who don't normally post. Others have embraced it as site culture
That being said there's nothing stopping someone from making a well thought out to at about the thread topic and then checking their number on the chart rather than just typing
>rolling blockfuckmootandtheentirepurposeofthisboardblock xddd
>>27462452
What fetishes are hygenic?
>>27458589
rolling originalityblcxsxu
>>27462452
Piss isn't that unhygienic either. Sure it has to do with a bodily waste but as long as you're not ingesting it or peeing on an open sore nothing bad would come of it. Even then that relies on that individual having had a UTI or something before. It's almost sterile otherwards
>>27462513
>What fetishes are hygenic?
thighs and neck are two good examples
>>27462452
eating pussy is less hygienic than drinking piss
>>27461223
oh my god I know this feel
also,
>tfw jealous of brother's girlfriend
I didn't ask for this
>tfw no little sis who secretly wants to fuck me
>tfw you will never tell her you love her, but you can't be that to her
>you will never break her little heart
>>27458589
10/10 originallo rollerino
>>27462987
be my gf so I can call you cute
>>27462501
>Not just from the pee but you know how it is.
A girl peed on you and you started crying. For real senpai I don't know how it is
>tfw everyone os boring rude bydlo and I can't stand them longer than 1-2 nights
Why is it so difficult to find your relative soul? With similar interests and lifestyle, attracted to Internet, with no friends, probably even neet. Why all the men I meet are such opposite types from myself?
>>27463355
Probably because your English is shit.
If my mom tried to set me up with a girl 10 years older than me, I'd be overjoyed.
All of you roasties are lonely out of choice
>>27463408
fuck off, bitch, that's international board.
>>27461324
Dragon dildos are modeled after animal penises.
You're mom interprets that as you wanting to fuck a dog/horse.
Disgusting degenerate freak.
I hope you get shot
hey fembots, i got a cure for lonliness.
GET A CAT
>>27458589
That's a nice collection
>>27463689
Daily reminder that fembots hate kittens.
They'd just kill them.
Fembots should be kept away from all kittens.
Give them to me
OP the best solution I can think of is you become a prostitute.
>>27463689
I have 2
>>27463712
I don't get what it is with you, female posters and cats.
I'm starting to feel like it must be some weird fetish thing you're trying to repress.
>>27463754
No you don't.
Fembots hate kittens.
Please fuck off with your lies
>>27458470
TOUHOUS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN PLAY HARD OR LUNATIC DIFFICULTY, YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A FRAUDULENT MEME-BANDWAGONING QUITTER
Satori would suplex you off a ladder
>>27458470
Janitors! JANITORS JANITORS....JAANNIITTOORS! PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD, PLEASE!
>>27463766
I have no fetishes.
I have 4 kittens whom I protect with the wrath of Zeus.
Women are notorious kitten haters, especially fembots.
If a roastie ever tried to touch one of my babies, I'd rip her throat out.
Fuck off roastie, your days of hurting kittens are coming to an end
>>27463769
But I have 2 male cats.
>>27463819
You probably try to fuck them, because you're a disgusting degenerate kitten hating fembot.
Tell me where you live so I can save those cats from further sexual abuse
>>27458589
robot is nigger
>>27458589
huh
give me something fun pls
if some random average looking guy came up to a fembot and offered you $5,000 to suck his dick, would you? what about $10,000?
>>27464008
They would do it for $100
I got some Indian/Latina big booty bitch to let me cream her holes for 3 days for $200
>>27460075
>>27459617
>>27459467
Fucking degenerates need to get the Fuck off this board and go back to playing your vagina on soc
>>27458589
Rolllllllllllololokdjejej
>>27464008
No. He could offer me a million dollars, I'd rather keep my dignity
Plus I barely have any desire for life, a couple thousand dollars won't cure depression or autism. So that guy can fuck right off.
>>27464008
I'd have to look at his dick first
>>27463804
>Women are notorious kitten haters, especially fembots.
You retarded? Women love cats. Whores love dogs because they fuck them.
>>27464155
Please be my depressed gf
We can an hero together
>>27464167
Degenerate
>>27463689
I have one desu
Still lonely
>>27464155
ok
what about $20,000?
everyone has a price. i'm a guy and i think i'd suck a dick for $15,000
>>27464176
>Women love cats
That's a meme perpetuated by the matriarchy.
They round up cats for Chad's attention, then they neglect and abuse those poor kitties.
All women hate cats, ESPECIALLY fembots.
>>27464219
YOU BETTER NOT HURT HIM, YOU KITTEN HATING DEGENERATE
I'LL FIND YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHIT UP IF YOU HURT ONE HAIR ON HIS HEAD
>>27458589
hope it's not a tranny
>>27464167
it's a completely average dick with no signs of STDs, and he will wear a condom
>>27464282
is he cut or uncut?
>>27458589
JK Rowling original
>>27464301
>I get $10
Unless it's repeatable it's probably the shittiest one on there. At least I get to hug and kiss Katya.
>>27464297
idk, cut
would uncut cost more?
>>27458589
Let's find out which girl I'll have to kiss :3
>>27458589
riggity riggity reroll
>>27458589
Rollingtnemmoc lanigiro
>>27458589
rollerino original desu
>>27464282
>he will wear a condom for a blowjob
what the fug
>>27458589
I've got to do it.
>>27458589
breadroll
>>27464389
actually yea that's stupid, scratch that, no condom
>>27464252
IT'S A SHE YOU DUMB FUCK AND I GIVE HER A GOOD LIFE
>caring about women at all
This is your problem male anons ITT. Stop getting angry, and just ignore them. I treat all my interactions with women the same as I do with men; terse, to the point business with maybe some small-talk if I like you. Otherwise, you may as well not exist.
Just shun everyone, soon enough you'll build up enough emotional callous that it becomes second nature.
>>27464411
NO YOU DON'T
NO WOMAN KNOWS HOW TO PROPERLY CARE FOR A CAT
YOURE ALL JUST INSTAGRAM CAT OWNERS
YOU TAKE CUTE PICTURES THEN NEGLECT THE ANIMAL
ALL WOMEN HATE CATS, ESPECIALLY FEMBOTS
>tfw no weeb gf to watch anime with
>tfw no gf to do nature stuff with
>tfw no gf to go in to desert and stargaze with while holding hand
attention
i will not pet my dog until a fembot posts her tits. you are denying my dog love if you do not post your tits. i will ignore her all day long until i see fembot tits
>>27464439
I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN INSTAGRAM
AT LEAST WHEN MY CAT IS CURLED UP BEHIND MY CHAIR I KNOW THAT SHE APPRICIATES ME. I MAKE SURE SHE HAS GOOD FOOD, CLEAN WATER AND A CLEAN LITTER BOX EVERY DAY. I PLAY WITH HER. I DIDN'T DECLAW HER. SO FUCK YOU DUDE NOT "''''''''EVERY''''''''' FEMBOT NEGLECTS OR MISTREATS CATS.
>>27458589
rollingi'm a girl btw XD
>>27461386
>defending fem"bot" threads
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>27458589
rooolllllll oriori
>>27464639
>I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN INSTAGRAM
YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME.
EVEN THE UGLIEST LONER GIRLS HAVE INSTSGRAMS WITH 1K+ FOLLOWERS
I BET YOU DON'T EVEN TAKR YOUR CAT TO THE VET.
I JUST DROPPED $3500 IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS ON VET BILLS
YOU'RE SOME FREELOADING SCUM THAT GETS HER BETAS ORBITERS OR PARENTS TO PAY VET BILLS
I KNOW EVERY HAIR ON ALL OF MY CATS' HEADS
YOU DON'T LOVE YOUR CAT
YOU JUST LOVE BEING A >LOL QUIRKY CAT GRILL XD
>>27464659
please don't insinuate such heretical things
>>27458470
>"oh, did you meet nice people there?"
>"yes"
>"any girls?"
>"yes"
>"was she cute?"
>"yes"
>10 000 more questions about this specific girl
>"when will you meet her?"
Every time. Every single time. I try, ok?. I try my best.
>>27458589
what the fuck man, why is my comment not original what the fuck
She's still offline. She'll probably never talk to me again.
why
>>27464884
this is the way life is supposed to be. embrace the misery and become amused by it
>>27464008
Depends.
Is he creepy? Do I have to swallow? How does his dick look like?
>>27463585
Fucking this. Literally whining about being desired by the opposite sex.
>>27458589
>mfw someone took the time to make this
>>27458589
Heaven or hell
Let's roll
>>27464898
When does it get amusing? I'm just miserable.
>>27458589
Rolling for a wonderful girl
>>27463355
>Why is it so difficult to find your relative soul? With similar interests and lifestyle, attracted to Internet, with no friends, probably even neet. Why all the men I meet are such opposite types from myself?
Because you also want them to be rich and attractive.
>>27458589
rollin for something decent
>>27465151
>Because you also want them to be rich and attractive.
projecting much?
>>27465931
I don't want a rich attractive woman though?
>>27458589
roll penis
>>27458589
Hot damn, make sure to derail every single female thread with these. Also rollin
>>27458589
I WANT TO FUCK 18 PLEASE GIVE ME 18
>>27458589
rolling for idk cause idk lmao
I'm weird as fuck and try to only date young dudes, like 13-16 years old.
My last boyfriend was 14 and he broke up with me because I asked him to marry me during sex which is kind of funny.
>>27465053
I've made friends with dozens of anons and femanon without mentioning my gender or friends or really anything much about myself.
It's honestly quite easy.
Where do I get a goth loli girlfriend? I don't even give a fuck that she's going to be crazy and fuck my shit up, I want one.
>>27458589
Roll for 45
>>27458589
I could use one
>>27458589
rollfu
>>27467439
You should either fuck off for being underage or fuck off and go to prison.
>>27458589
Mr Robot doesn't like it when the text in the box is unoriginal, and therefore I must fill it with original text before I roll.
>>27458589
Fuck it ill rolllalalal
>no masochistic sub gf
>>27458589
Turborollang.
