does anyone else notice how the "universe" or something always stops you in your path of doing something that you probably shouldn't?
like how every time i try to jerk off coincidentally my parents start walking up and down the halls slowing down near my door
or how a couple years ago when i tried to get my sisters nudes off of her phone because her and mum were out for the day and the moment i put it into my computer they just burst through the front door
i would post this on /x/ but it's more likely a LOT of conincidences then something actually paranormal
has this happened to any of you guys?
>>27458461
oh and by the way pls respond
>>27458495
>pls respond
suspend thread...
>>27458461
>start to jerk off
>phone rings
every god damn time
but on the other hand nothing's stopping me from wasting my life on shitposting on 4chan, so...
Nah, that's just coincidence. Normies like to spout things like "everything happens for a reason" because they don't want to swallow the truth that life for some people is just utterly fucked.
>>27459244
>but on the other hand
>>27458461
Nope.
For me, it's like the universe stops me whenever I try to do anything positive or constructive, and lets me get away with anything fucking retarded that I do, just long enough for it to happen and for me to get fucked over by it.
>>27459252
>coincidence
>he doesn't believe in fate
You are the normie here, my friend.
No man can escape the bonds of causality. Only a normalfag could harbor such delusions.
