What's the last thing a gril gave you?
>>27457775
a friendly look
>>27457775
$4 the second to last sleep cycle. My best friend's gf wanted lemonade from the Panera while we were out and I covered her so she paid me back when we got home.
A mint frappucino from starbucks.
>>27457775
I think I stole a girls calculator in middle school
does that count? probably not
No unrelated girl has ever given me anything. I can legitimately not think of one thing
Brutal rejection last night.
Anime girls are so perfect Jesus chri-
>green tea
>no oolong
Stupid SLUT
My sister-in-law stopped on her way home from work to pick groceries up and bought me a case of Pepsi. It was a nice gesture but I always feel bad about getting things. Might help if I wasn't living under her and my brother's roof because I'm too much of a fucking invalid to take care of myself anymore.
A hug and kiss and then a blown kiss, smile, and wave.
An STD
Strawberry kefir.
I haven't tried it yet.
>>27457806
>I stole a girls calculator in middle school
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
>>27457813
>oolong
>not woolong
0/10 apply yourself, faggot
>>27457775
Birthday card and a 25 dollar gift card to the movies...I sent my parents to watch The Revenant.
>>27457920
>>I stole a girls calculator in middle school
it was pretty funny too, because when my parents found this foreign object in my backpack they made me return it
but instead of returning it i just threw it away
she had to buy a new ~$100 calculator haha fuck girls lol
>>27457775
That feel.Nothing to see here.
>>27457775
fuggggg.... no idea. does a ride somewhere count?
>>27457937
Kek
Roastie got toasted
Well played m8 :)
>>27457937
haha fuck sex
>>27457775
A paper origami rose (in a psych ward).
>>27457990
How would returning it get him sex?
>"oh thank you anon for stealing my calculator and then bringing it back! awkward things like this make my pussy oh so wet!
kill yourself cancer
A broken heart
her anal virginity
>>27457775
a blowjob
get rekt nerds
Actually I did dream about a girl today, I am not sure if that counts. She was perfect, a solid 7.5/10, not too hot to scare me off, but hot enough to spaghetti and try to get her. She kind of did seem repulsive and in the end, all I really got was nothing but we went to some places and talked. Dreams are way cooler than real life either way, at least they are genuine. Everything irl is so fake it hurts. All that annoying small-talk to reach x, all that try harding to get a girls attention who then takes the fucking pride and just chooses the best possible option for her. If it comes to getting to be in a relatinship, the dating game is just digusting. Even if you manage to get a girls attention, even at that given point if she is not ugly, almost certainly there are 10-15 other guyz dating/talking to her. And even, even if she then chooses you, she can literally change her mind at any given second. Imagine if you had 10 girls orbiting you and every single day new hot girls would orbit you. Eventually you would just get bored with your current one and try out a new more fun one. I wish I lived in the 50s or something were there was indeed some standards if it comes to life. There were values, nowadays values are "who can be the bigger douche" or whos car is better. Fuck this, ill go bk to sleep. Bk to the real world.
My mum gave me dinner and depression
Her Skype username and phone number.
The urge to kill myself
I honestly dont remember
I dont know if one ever has
A hug
That was 4 days ago and havent talked to her since
>>27457775
herpes :D
>>27458186
These are some serious fucking feels anon.
Head.
original comment this is for sure
she drew a picture of me
pic related
My notes.
last one gave me a cheese sandwich
that gril was hot
>>27457775
A good steak it was delicious
An anxiety attack
An Easter Eggfrom my Mom
>>27457775
My change at the checkout
a chicken sandwich.
>>27458796
how cute mr. roboto
a hug, my man. bitch called me "cute". im not a fuckin teddy bear, i wont ever respond to their texts again
a cigarette
>>27457775
Do old relatives or cashiers count?
>>27458016
Story, senpai?
HPV actually
>>27457775
A shit attitude, original famment.
Or a rar that had MAME so I could play Third Strike with female friend.
>>27457775
a blowie ;3
>>27457775
A letter, describing her feelings during our relationship, about its end and a heartfelt goodbye.
She was an exchange student and had to go home.
I still have it. She's the first girl I ever had feelings for.I miss you K. I'm glad we had our time together.
>>27457775
A ride home.She is my cousin, and also the first girl i have seen or spoke to asides from my mom all year.
>>27460000
Wew noice digits
>>27457775
Betrayal and lies, with a side of depression.
>>27457775
A lesson in turn I had to give her my anal virginity.
>>27457775
Last time a girl gave me anything (and she wasn't from my family) was years ago.
Basically I was helping some fujo nerdy girl that needed help with some shit and somehow she thought as a thanks I would love some Sasuke x Naruto yaoi doujin.
Liquor and bong rips.
A baby - almost. Due date is in a weeks time.
I can't remember
I think it was a goodbye hug if that counts
A restraining order
I lived in the same building as her and go to the store every night at the same time so just happen to be walking home just as her bus gets in and walk about half a block behind her every single day.
One day the police turned up and all it took was the footage of me entering the complex about 1min behind her and thet was enough for a conviction
As the judge said "you may not be a sexual predator, but we can't take that risk. And to call any woman paranoid for calling attention to something they believe is stalker behavior would put lives in jeopardy and undermine harassment cases everywhere"
>>27457775
does my mother count?if not, i dont know
A look of contempt
It's been a while but a girl from my university wanted to gift me a Lego figure from the Halloween edition of the blind bags. She kept forgetting about it and then I declined, because I already got the figure from a blind bag myself till then.
>>27457775
Her booty ;)
>>27457775
I borrow clothes from my mtf friend sometimes if that counts
Otherwise I can't think of anything
My change. Gj, cashier.
A glass of water.
girl handed me a beer at a party in Thurs night. We shared it and made out. I'm seeing her again on Wednesday.
>>27457775
She fucking gave me AIDS
>>27457775
A cheap wallet. This is best gift I have ever been given, because previously I put everything directly in my pockets. I probably wouldn't have thought to buy a wallet myself.
>>27457775
An unpaid telephone bill I had to pay for.
3 cuts
>>27457775
An erection.
Living near an elementary school has its perks.
>>27457775
Her phone number
>>27457775
A cigarette from a drunk girl. We kissed and fondled but that's about it
>>27457925
>not milky oolong
Step it up, senpai
>>27457775
an onaholeshe has a fetish of capturing fairies and molesting/ watching them get rape. this thing made her wetter than the Atlantic
A girl I work with ordered some shrimp with the intent of sharing it with me that was really nice
>>27457775
I don't think I've ever received anything from a girl.
>>27458591
you look like a faggot monkey
>>27463099
How did you manage that
orignsml
A smoothie from my imouto
A ginger bread cookie.
I got a goddamn balloon.
>>27457775
A book by Kobe Abo. I don't know why, she's dating my best friend at uni.
>>27457775
The desire to commit suicide
>>27457802
Chad pls
>all these Chad's ITT that have gotten gifts and physical contact from girls
Why can't you just leave me to be with my fellow virgins?
homemade macaroons and a handmade stuffed rabbit
she isan internet friend
pics of her nude
>>27464817
Disgusting
Post her tits or gtfo
>>27457775
Nothing. I've never had anything given to me by a woman. What do you think I am, some kind of normalfag?
>>27463200
i want nothing more in life than someone like that
>tfw i have the same hole
>>27457775
A female coworker of mine brought in some fruit for everyone at work.
>>27458016
I want to hear the story too.
>>27458186
Dreams are always the best. Did she give you anything?
>>27460903
Man, that's messed up. I can't believe it's that easy to get a restraining order.
>>27464717
That's adorable. She sounds sweet.
I asked some girl at school for a cigarette cus I was out, so that I guess.
Some cookies and a broken heart
>>27457775
More Naan bread at my line cook station.
A can of silver diet coke. She really likes them, even though they're bad for her.
Or maybe she doesn't anymore. I don't know, it's been so long since I last saw her. I hope she kicked her smoking habit.
>>27460012
KEK
Go to the doctors.
>>27457775
Answers to the notes i missed in class
a blowjob before she went to work.
>>27457775
Despair.
I suppose she did give me hope before that, so that was nice.
a bag of sea salt almonds with 4 almonds left
She made me realise that women don't make your life better. It kinda sucks because girls don't seem as cute anymore.
Chewing gum
Not original enough apparently.
>>27457775
An oversized Star Wars T-Shirt.
>>27457775
24 mountain dews
>>27457775
An intense feeling of disgust and contempt.
A Spider-Man coffee mug with a scratch on it. Basically defective merchandise from her job that was gonna get thrown out. I have no idea why she ended up taking it though. I think a co-worker of hers was trying to be cute and hit on her, and she just happened to feel more favorably towards me at the time, so she re-gifted.
>>27457775
Screams and discontent
>>27466912
Also apparently she has too many mugs and her mom didn't want her bringing any more home.
>>27457775
she broke my heart, didnt talk for a year. we played leage together last summer some times with my group of people. last thing she did was begging me for my CSGO skins......
A kiss, and before that a blowjob about 2 nights ago after we had sex in my bed.
Was a stranger I met on Tinder too. Mighty fine booty.
Y'all should try tinder, it's a goldmine.
Physically? She made scrambled eggs when she came back from work the morning after we slept together.
Mentally? A kick in the balls when the girl I slept with 5 days earlier tells me we need to stop seeing each other until she get over her issues caused by ex and can trust me enough to take it further.
>>27457775
Me and my gf cleaned the kitchen together because our apartmentmates suck. She heated up some mocha chocolate and put it over some chocolate mini-cakes for me, then I went to bed while she played Dark Souls.
>>27467095
Tinder is gross. I prefer to meet my girls the old fashioned way.
Which is not at all.
>>27467191
Hey man, just sayin'. I don't have interests or a social circle that has access to a lot of single girls, so using it really opened doors. Last 2 weeks have resulted in like 4 dates/social meet-ups, a potential girlfriend I'm still seeing and a one-night stand. this isn't even counting the 3 other girls I'm befriending.
Anyone here who genuinely wants to make a difference should stop fucking waiting for shit to magically happen and work to make them happen.
>>27467504
Also this is coming from a past pure robot/hermit/NEET. Stopped coming here like 2 years ago.
If you never make the effort, you'll always be here.
>>27457775
nothing
claro que este es un comentario bastante original
also get the fuck out normies
I don't even remember. Must have been 10 years since I last interacted with one outside of stores.
I wish I was kidding.
Excluding stuff like change.
One of them gave me one of those rubber bracelets that used to be a thing. Don't remember what it said. Never wore it obviously. It was some political message and I count it because we had sex later so I guess there may have been some romantic intention? I mean she's obviously a whore for her political views, would gladly smile at strangers for them to consider her political stance. Fucking cucks. But yeah, maybe I got sex because of politics? I don't see the connection though. Didn't come up again and the bracelet was months ago.
Who receives gifts from people anyway? Does that actually happen? I'd never do that to a girl.
>>27467504
>>27467535
I get you, man. But a hookup app.
I'll have to, eventually. But goddamn.
>>27460903
This can't be real. Contact a fucking newspaper or some mens rights organization.
her virginity
>>27460000
Wasted quads tbqh, but still seconding the request
>>27460903
>undermine harassment cases everywhere
More like frivolous reports undermine legitimate cases everything.
And that judge is the most dangerous sort of fool. Punishing someone because they might do something is a very, very slippery slope.
>>27467629
>would gladly smile at strangers for them to consider her political stance
not SMILING at STRANGERS
wow what a whore!!!!kill yourself you fucking autist
this
>an nes wallet
>>27467666
Listen satan, I know what you're saying. I was against this shit. I thought it's fucking shallow as balls and I'm better than this. But the reality is that unless you have interests or any sort of access to a social circle that includes people who know single girls, you're fucked.
Before this, I didn't even hold a girl's hand for 3 fucking years! You have to do what you have to do if you want to make a change and these things are so normie that nobody thinks any less of you for using them. People literally use them for all sorts whateher its plain old "who liked me" ego-boosting to being hellbent on fucking. I've made friends, hung out for the social aspect, dated and now I'm fucked. The whole enchilada.
Just take 2-3 good pics, as best you can and write a short smarmy blurb about yourself and your interests. Use jokes, I've seriously been opening with "What do you call a fish made up of 2 sodium atoms? Two Na". EVERY GIRL. And it's worked!
>>27467972
How the ever loving fuck could that joke work as an opening line. Goddamn, son. That's game.
I suppose you're right, famalam. I'll look into it and take some sexy pictures of myself.
And try to bury the ashen taste of hypocrisy.
>>27468219
I haven't a clue, but you gotta keep in mind one particular rule: everything is molded by attraction. A girl will genuinely laugh at that joke and love it if she's willing and is attracted. If a girl swipes you right, she's already open for that dialogue. Besides, it's corny as fuck, it's a good icebreaker.
I have next to no game whatsoever. I mostly just talk really passionately about my career and my very varied interests (Media and Crafts respectively). Girls love it when you show them you're active and interested. Passionate about things. And also be genuinely interested in them, ask them to tell you about themselves, their education, language and culture (in the case of foreign ladies), or the things that make them happy. Trade stories, trade feels.
And never have it in mind to do anything other than friendship. even that is a victory as you increase your social circle. Don't be a pincushion, be your own man who is open to sharing their life with this girl.
A kissie <3
the cold shoulder
>>27457775
She let me grope her ass and tits while we made out
>>27457775
Her saliva.
>>27457775
a mocking laugh and an awkward time
>>27457775
Eye drops.
>>27457775
the knowledge I'm a nuisance to her and she rather would stay with her chad.
A coin.
I made it into a necklace for her.
She wears it like a cross.
some easter candy
>>27467972
Confirming all of this shit is true. The last few years of my life had led me to the same exact conclusions.
>>27468577
That's cute anon
originalcomo
Her Skype address
>tfw she deletes me a week and a half later
Post traumatic stress.
Depression
Reply not original, surprisingly
>>27468725
here's a special tip from someone who once "dated" a girl I met on /r9k/ for about a year
You're neither the first nor the last guy she'll date from here
Steer fucking clear
>all these fucking normies in this thread
My change.
>>27468782
Naw it was from a girl on a dating site. I at least managed to get a date out of her before she wanted nothing to do with me.
I'm a worthless beta, but I know better than to try and get girls from 4chan.
>>27458591
Don't mind if i do anon, i'll just do a couple image searches and find her
>>27468314
>very varied interests
If you're the same guy from earlier in the chain (>>27467504), didn't you say you didn't have interests?
My interests are limited and mostly the kind of stuff that women aren't into like videogames and videogame accessories.
A vidya or scifi gf would be pretty great, though.
>>27457775
One of my straight-edge Christian friends showed up at my house out of the blue on Christmas and made me dinner because she knew I was spending it alone and thought it was fucked up to not have someone to spend the Holidays with.
She's a good friend
>>27468809
dam son thats pretty badass
like when she broke up with you it inspired the will to fight and change for the better, in a way she gave you much more than she took
>>27468785
This is a normie thread from the start, what the fuck would a woman give to a robot besides contempt?
>>27467972
>for 3 fucking years!
>for X timespan
every time with you lot
>>27468980
I'm the same guy yes. I meant my interests aren't the type that I go to meetups with various people. I do crafts, I work stone, woodwork, sewing and the like in my own home. I create stuff. You can't meet people if you literally stay home to do all that shit, but it makes for great conversation when you can passionately talk about how you love to work with your hands, to create something from nothing. It shows you're creative and active, a thinker and a doer. shows a strong determined side while also shows some form of soft side for example.
I also play Warhammer 40k tabletop and shit like jRPGs and Monster Hunter. But I don't mention those until I get a better feel for people. you will meet girls with varied interests too, just hold off on the more "Questionably Acceptable" interests until you gauged them out. you will meet allsorts, just plough the fields a bit and see what's there.
Also don't be afraid of liking a shitload of people. I only swipe left (dislike) girls that are OBVIOUSLY cancer to me. Shit like complete socialites whose allotted photos are all in clubs with random dudes and drinks or people with giant hoop earrings and bathroom duck selfies. the obvious you can weed out but don't swipe left everyone but a handful. I tried that and I got very few bites.
Broaden your horizons and take all this shit as experience. gradually, you will grow and develop, but you gotta just be ready.
>>27469143
I used that timespan because it's true. The last girl I fucked before this one was September 2012, when I broke up with my ex. I had a short thing that lasted a few weeks with a girl a few months later, hence 3 years.
You don't have to believe me and I can't do anything to prove anything, but I have no reason to come here to lie to you when I've been typing up a storm of advice that other anons have backed up. If there's even 1 lurker who reads my shit and ponders it for a while, fuck it, I've done my part.
>>27457775
Herpes le oral
A hug
It was my mom
>>27469185
I think I will give it a go. Just gotta finish this series I've been marathoning then I'll get to checking it out.
Should probably get a haircut before I start taking pictures. Hmm.
>>27469386
You should yeah, you gotta cut a balance between sprucing yourself up for the pictures (since they'll be the first thing they will see) and not being too good that you can't feasibly replicate it anytime you go out.
Natural, but good. And don't worry about shaving beards or anything, lots of girls are into that. If you got long hair make sure its clean and hey, take an artistic photo, like a close up with a soft expression and the hair waving in the wind, somewhere nice maybe by the sea.
Try it all, there's no shame in this shit. If you act anal about it, you're the only one who suffers. Enjoy your series, I just binged BrBa myself.
depression, true story
Fuck my ex
>>27470416
Same here. I'm fine when I'm away from my oneitis for long enough, but every time we reconcile we get super close and it ends terribly for me. I turn into a completely different person and can't manage without therapy and medication. It's kinda ridiculous considering I'm completely self sufficient otherwise
alcoholism and crippling depression
swedish sweets
ds games (one piece)
some manga
life is good robots
>>27457775
Her pussy.
Granted it was a well-paid for FKK club whore, but still.
>>27467804
Dude she's literally having a short term emotional relationship with a person. I wouldn't want to just be sexual bf. That's retarded. I expect more.
You should too. If she doesn't intently do it (betas are making moves and pretending to be politically engaged to get somewhere because she's attractive) that's fine. It's when she is faking interest to invite them to political events effectively that makes her a whore.
It's the equivalent of giving people kisses if they turn up. Fuck that.
>>27457775
My niece gave me chocolate on for easter
A painting she made for Christmas.
>>27465812
>orbiting an anorexic
rip son
>>27471021
>i don't just want to be sexual bf
You got emotionally cucked ONCE. For what she considers noble causes. You're like a girlfriend who's upset you're the judge at a beauty contest where proceeds are donated to charity or some thing. DESU. So unreasonable.
piece of carrot cake for easter
>>27457775
Her heart and body
feels gud m8s
>>27457775
anger.
Do I have to develop?
>>27457775
A keychain as my Christmas present a few months ago. I carry it everywhere to this day.
my life, otherwise nothing.
>>27457775
Broken heart
>>27457775
Phone number, only to exchange homework
Ex gave me a chocolate easter bunny yesterday that said "You're gay" -(Heart) Stacy on the back
>Not good for the soul
A bowl of pho she prepared herself... it was very good. She was only a good friend but her other bitchy girl friends told her how I was a creep, losser, and other malicious shit about me. They kept on pushing for her to stop being my friend, and eventually she did. This was a few months ago and she was the only friend I've made in college. I want to die.
>>27473746
>girl made you good pho
would've proposed on the spot
>>27457775
a hug, my female coworkers fucking love me
6,6 masterrace reporting in...
>tfw still no gf because I'm socially crippled
Muslims, lots and lots of muslims.
>>27473871
DAS BOOT IST VOLL
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>>27458591
Drew you a better picture :^)
>>27457775
The love of my life gave me a family heirloom of hers. It was an old pistol that she didn't want. I worked all day mucking her horses pins, cut trees, rebuilding a small shed, et cetra. This was a few years of hers and she's married now. She has my phone number and I still go by to work when I don't have much of anything else to do. It's basically an abusive relationship between my mind and my heart. I'm contemplating suicide with the pistol she gave me.
>>27474112
the resemblance is so similar its scary, thanks anon, I will treasure this forever
>>27468639
Thanks.
>tfw cant be together because she emotional and im emotionally dead.
I really liked that coin too. I should have kept it. I miss her.
BUT I GUESS YOU DIDNT ASK ANON
>>27457775
Feelings.I wish I could make the post that short and poignant.
a friendship note on valentine's day
Half of my shitty genetics
>>27457775
my mother punched me in the face when i was 6 for filling a bag full of cats then pouring water in it and spinning it around the living room and then letting go at the height of my speed sending it full force into the wall resulting in a watery explosion of screaming cats which i recorded onto a vhs tape and gave to my mom as a birthday present
that was my last human contact with a girl
>>27467777
keked and checked
a kiss on the cheek :^)
a popcorn. she sat next to me in the cinema and left a single lonely popcorn for me on her seat. so thoughtful.
it was salty. like my tears when I realized she left because of me sitting next to her, as I spotted her again when the movie ended two rows in front of me.
She wanted to give me a hug, and I demanded she'd give me candy as payment for the hug. so I guess the last thing I got from a girl was candy.
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>>27474612
what have i just readIn response to OP's question, my mom gave me some snacks when I went downstairs earlier.
Gamecube controller
>>27458041
Bitches loves when you bring them their calculator
>>27457775
PAIN
CRAWWLING IN MY ORIGINALITYYYY THE ROBOT HE WILL MUTE MEEEEEEEEEE
one gifted me a video game on steam with a nice message
does that count?
>>27457775
Herpes, maybe, I think I need to get checked desu.
>>27475828
how did this happen? why did she give it to you ?
A cute set of paintings she painted for a Christmas gift.
She says I'm her muse so she loves to paint for me.
Shame shes married.
>>27467972
>>27467972
>3 years
>thinks he was ever a robot
and then they complain when they're dying lmao
>>27457775
A mousepad
Sadness
LOL NOT ORIGINAL COMMENT FUCK YOU CHINESE MOOT WITH YOUR ROBOT GAY SYSTEM
>>27457775
A personal pizza, that was two years ago
An opportunity to marry her. She might have had some diseases. Stay safe robots.
>>27457775
Disappointmentinb4 not original, fucken robojew
Cab money and my SSNRI prescription
Pugopoly
Really bad advice
>>27458016
Quads demand story
>>27467777
>>27460000
>>27457775
Ma cum back
A vinyl record
Ablow job
I fucking made it robots. I made it.
chocolate covered marshmallows for easter
a white origami crane in... junior year of high school?
I still don't know why she gave it to me
The middle finger
>>27457775
birth
oc
>>27482890
a car accident (^:
Sex with a prostitute. It was terrible.
I really need a hug.
>>27457775
A slice of cheese while we cooked hotdogs over a fire. She was drunk, I was watching her, I burned my hotdog.
>>27457775
she left a bunch of clothes in my car and has avoided contact with me for the last two weeks so i guess its a gift if it means she never wants to see me again
>>27483416
do they smell like her? have you masturbated with them yet?
>>27457775
A kiss.40 year old milf liked to leave work with me.
The last notable thing was a smile. I smiled back and gtfoed.
a book for learning piano.
i can't even make myself do anything
fuck i'm useless
no gril has ever given me anything ever
The most painful text I've ever received.
Drugs and hugs
>>27457775
a short chat about how my night was going.
She had finished her shift and mine was nearly over as well. She stood next to me, smiled up at me and asked me the question. Thankfully I am adept at hiding my power level these days and I responded in an acceptably normal way. She said a few things back in response, I did the same again and only a few moments passed with us looking in the general direction of a window overlooking the night sky before a coworker of hers came along. They then both departed.
It was ok I guess, it was re-assuring knowing that I can pretend to be normal at least when working, although I still have problems beyond pleasantries in a work setting.
>>27457775
good point
original cumment
Head. Not even joking.
ahigh five
A blowjob, about an hour ago
>>27463074
What's the story anon?
About 4 years ago some Stacey left her purse on the bus. I picked it up to check the ID to return it but it was some 9/10 who could use a bit of struggle in her life. Swiped all 40 bucks out of her purse and then threw the purse in the trash.
Boss lady bought us coffee while we worked a booth over the weekend. Me, her bf and their roommate.
3 years ago: A hug.
