>Be virgin, besides fucking a few prostitutes with protection in the past
>Got wasted yesterday
>Called up a prostitute
>Solid 8/10 blonde beauty
>End up fucking her without a condom
>Wake up this morning
>Remember what I did
>Have panic attack over the thought of having an STD
My dick feels normal. Would I be experiencing any symptoms by now if I got something?
Fuck, I just want a qt gf so I never get desperate enough to do things like this again.
>Sliding into BBFS on the sly
What is the secret bro?
Also,
>Robot calling someone on the phone, instead of sending emails/PMs
Something seems fishy about this story
>>27457767
you are typical normie.
Enjoy your STD's
>>27457804
I get insanely confident when Im drunk, so calling was easy.
Is it really that hard to get bbfs? Pretty sure I told her I was a virgin, i dont know I was wasted.
>>27457844
How am I a typical normie? Ive never even kissed a girl. Prostitutes never let me kiss them...
>>27457864
>Is it really that hard to get bbfs?
I guess I don't really know.
I use a screening service. Girls don't get to leave detailed feedback of the guys, but serious shit can be reported to the admin (who shitcans your account).
Don't want to blow that screening service if I ask for it, get shot down, and the girl gets defensive & takes revenge.
>>27457943
I just use backpage. Its funny because I called her twice and she was surprised and said no one ever has the balls to actually call. I told her it was my first time doing it and I look really dorky so I dont think she saw much risk in bare backing with me. There were 2 girls, they asked if I wanted to fuck both of them at once, but it would cost double so I didnt do it.
>>27458018
So you went to their incall?
>>27458046
Yea, the only bad part was that they were into meth. They still had perfect teeth and didnt smoke any while I was there so they werent junkies...yet. Only reason I know is because they offered me some. The girl also had a baby that was in another room sleeping.
True story anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDRXcg9j7TQ
>>27457767
bro you can get herpes even with a condom
but you are still in a bad position, look out hor herpes tho
How much of a literal fucking retard do you have to be to fuck a whore? You realize sex feels good to incentivize reproduction?
>>27458422
>How much of a literal fucking retard do you have to be to fuck a whore
some guys are literally seen as disgusting by girls, don't pretend to be all high and mighty
t. someone that went to whores
>>27457767
You're probably safe. If not, way to fug your own shid up, mate.
>>27457767
Only time will tell, but you're a moron for fucking a hooker without a condom and deserve every sketchy thought running through your head
>>27457767
I've done that before. You probably don't have anything, but get tested nigger.
