>DUDE COFFEE LMAO
Why do normies pretend to like this shit?
>>27457553
Its like cigarettes. You dont truly enjoy them. You just usr it to feel a little better
>>27457553
it helps them to """""""socialize"""""" with other coffee addicts. Thanks to coffee they have common thing.
>>27457553
>>27457573
>coffee
>dark chocalate
>ciggarettes
all things the robot overlords convinced normies to pretend to enjoy
why has "normie" become a catchall term for anybody that participates in anything even slightly errant.
Wagecucks need it to get through their mundane day. Then they wonder why they get so ill all the time. Caffeine is a drug that strains your heart. They're lifespans are shortened significantly compared to the neet who takes it easy.
>>27457553
it makes not sleeping enough feel less shitty
not a normo though
>>27457553
I don't really like it unless the flavor is masked by sweet delicious hazelnut creamer. I've been drinking it for so long now that I have trouble quitting. It gives a nice energy boost
i enjoy coffee, but i just brew it myself
i cant drink any starbucks/whatever that has so much sugar it just tastes like candy
>Allah qahwah lmao
Why do Sufis pretend to like this shit?
I'd believe they like coffee if they didn't add all kind of extra shit to it.
>coffee
>milk
>creamer
>sugar
>whipped cream
>caramel drizzle
>chocolate chips
>ice
modern day """""coffee"""""
>>27457614
Neetbrother, I think you misjudge coffee because normies hurriedly gulp down inferior swill in their cubicles.
They will never know the pleasure of sitting outside a local cafe, reading a novel while sipping a well-made cappuccino on a lazy weekday afternoon.
It's their loss, really.
But don't lump coffee in with normie-tier shit.
>>27457614
>Eating hot pockets, cheetos and drinking mountain dew while sitting on your ass
>Hurr durr Im gonna live longer
It's only good if you take it once a week or so.On daily basis you don't enjoy it,but normies seem to not care.
>>27457553
It's like getting wasted without acting drunk
>>27457553
I like coffe, but tea is objectively better
Better taste, better health benefits, better pizza, Papa John's
>dude revolution le mao
why do communists pretend to like this shit
>DON'T TALK TO ME TILL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE LOL
>LMAO WHEN THE BARISTA AT STARBUCKS SPELLS YOUR NAME WRONG
>COLOMBIANS WORK HOURS A DAY IN SHIT/DANGEROUS CONDITIONS FOR PENNIES IN ORDER TO FUEL MY CAFFEINE ADDICTION TOPKEK
As a NEET, coffee time is my only warm and comfy time.
>>27457700
>>DON'T TALK TO ME TILL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE LOL
is there a name for this sort of stuff? bullshit things normies say just to sound cool or whatever?
>LMAO I HATE COLLEGE LOL
>LOL I LOVE ALCOHOL SO MUCH FIREBALL AMIRITE
>>27457683
Because they're cucks and they think that people going through oppression are automatically good because of their hardship
Mostlh because they're cucks though
coffee is a pretty robot drug too t b h, the other side is me wearing all black and drinking black coffee a day
Coffee is delicious, so long as it's properly brewed. Hell, even diner swill is tasty if you're in the mood for it. You guys are pussies.
>>27457553
I legit enjoy the taste. I drink mostly instant shit but I still really enjoy it. I especially love having a cup outside on a cold winter morning, it's comfy af
>>27457766
>is there a name for this sort of stuff?
Yes, it's called cancer
>>27457573
Cigarettes were enjoyable when I was in better shape. Now I just feel like I need to smoke them, and when I do I physically feel like dogshit. They make me short of breath and tired.
>>27457766
>LOL I LOVE ALCOHOL SO MUCH FIREBALL AMIRITE
Fucking Fireball. I fucking hate this meme """"whiskey"""".
Even though Punpun did not yet appreciate the bitter taste of coffee, he could slowly feel his self, growing blacker.
>>27457766
LOL IM SO BROKE LOL COLLEGE RIGHT I LOVE PARTIES LOLOLOL
>>27457608
Because this board is plagued with children who don't really understand what being a normie actually means.
>>27457553
>a few years ago
>be wagecuck
>don't join coffee breaks because reasons
>co-worker has a birthday
>contribute because why not
>the day comes
>small party at the workplace
>join
>have some cake
>another co-worker asks if I'd like some coffee
>say no
>he says "U DON'T LIKE COFFEE? LOL THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH U XDDD"
