Things normies say.
>You just gotta get out more and all your problems will fade away!
>oh yeahhh uhhhh oh yeah later bruh like yeah uhhhh oohhhh yeah
seriously why do normies have to speak like this, all the 'like' and 'ohhh'
>college is the best thing in everyone's life, anon. You'll love it i promise
>don't worry anon, college will eventually get better. You just wait
>>27457559
my mum and her friends tell me i'm a handsome boy, can i trust them?
i really need a rate on my face but i don't wanna post it incase someone irl notices me
>just get a small loan of one million dollars
>>27457605
that feelerino when
>>27457559
>tfw keeping up a facade of having friends
it got kinda hairy when I told them I didn't have a roommate for this year but I just told them I was only friends with girls
>>27457434
>litterally anything to do with montage parodies
>superman is so boring, unrelatable and overpowered unlike batman
>Lower you standards!
>Have some standards!
>>27458182
While superman can be great (superman Allstars, vs elite, and doomsday plus this one I can't remember the name to but he gets sun radiation poisoning) he will never be the dark knight returns, year 100, killing joke, or the red hood.
>>27457434
>you just have to get back on track
>anything is possible if you put your mind to it
>If you keep trying you will get better at it
>look up it will get better
>a lot of people have it worse then you
>stop being edgy
>maybe you have low testosterone
>You should leave your house sometime
>Dude, I got SOOOOOOOOO drunk last weekend
>Nah dude, I got way drunker man
>Did you watch last week's Walking Dead anon?
I swear to god every time normies talk about their weekend it's drinking or the Walking Dead, and every time it's drinking they just try to one up each other about who got more shitfaced as if anyone cares.
>>27458146
Are they still a thing? I thought they were dead.
>I'm sure you will find the right girl soon :)
All the stuff about positivity and loving life is a load of shit. The truth is, you guys' problems are from character and developmental deficiencies. Those aren't "fixed". They're broken, and only through being forced (usually because mom won't or can't afford you) to do everything you hate for the rest of your life.
>>27458216
just put your mind to it
this kills me everytime
>>27458278
all of these hit me right in the balls, dude
