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What cologne do you robots use? I just got myself another bottle
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What cologne do you robots use? I just got myself another bottle of Drakkar Noir since I ran out last week.
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>>27454762
Vintage Black by Kenneth Cole. Dakkar is for poorfags.
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>>27454789

Poorfag cologne or not people always respond well when I wear it. I have Dolce & Gabanna's Light Blue and Armani Code but those are for big events.
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Right now i have Hugo Boss, Lacoste black, Polo black, some blue versace I forgot the name of.
Lacoste yellow, Lacoste white and some original Polo as well.
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Cologne is for betas. Alphas have a naturally attractive smell.
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some of my favorites

to be honest
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>>27454762
I also wear drakkar. I am now reconsidering though.
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At the moment I'm wearing pic related (it's also one of my favorite scents). For the spring though I've got a rotation of Gucci Pour Homme II, Ultra Zest, Dolce and Gabbana Pour Homme, and Mont Blanc Individuel.
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>>27454885

Retard alert. People, especially women, love it when you make an effort to smell nice.
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>>27454903
>giving money to Creed, the jewiest of all fragrance houses.
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>>27454952

Love it to be honest, smells excellent. But so fucking strong and radiates when you sweat. So don't spray more than one spray, faggots.
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>all the richfags ITT

How do you guys justify paying more than $20 for a tiny bottle of smells? I'm actually jelly as fuck where can I get the good stuff on a budget?
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>>27454991
You can get cheap designer bottles on fragrancenet or beautyspin. They've both been reliable.
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>>27454762
Someone gave me a bottle of this a long time ago. You don't think it's too strong?
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>>27454991

Poorfags buy impressions of other colognes/perfumes. Impressions smell really similar but are still kind of off if you know what the real version is supposed to smell like. I know you can get them for like $12 at Walgreens.
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How do you pick a Cologne? I'm late 20s and only now recently try to improve myself. Do you go with what smell you like or ask a g-g-g-girlllll?
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>>27455057
Smell yourself and see which smells good on your skin, cologne smells different on everyone especially when you start to sweat it can alter the fragrance and make it smells like toxic waste.
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>>27455057
>Do you go with what smell you like or ask a g-g-g-girlllll?

Also go with what you like. All girls have different tastes and what you wear can range from "love it, please fuck me now" or "hate it, stay the hell away from me" no matter what.

Go to a department store, ask for a few samples, buy what you like.
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>>27455095
None of those smells matter if you look fucking ugly, don't give him bullshit false hope. Fragrances should mainly matter when it comes to you and what you PERSONALLY think of them. If a girl doesn't like what you are wearing who gives a flying fuck, all that matters is that you enjoy them.

I always wear Jazz an old school cologne which lots of girls hate, yet they still ask me for my number and if i want to come over for a movie.
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Cologne is for normies, you faggot
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>>27455057
Since you're starting out start by buying safe fragrances and branching out. I'd recommend a beginning rotation that goes something like: Dolce and Gabbana The One, Burberry London, Dior Sauvage, and Chanel Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme.
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>>27455135
>If a girl doesn't like what you are wearing who gives a flying fuck, all that matters is that you enjoy them.

But that's exactly what I told him...
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>tfw 24 years old and dont wear cologne because permavirgin

i dont use anything with a really noticeable smell. my shampoo is just head and shoulders that kinda smells almondy. my soap is a lever 2000 basic soap. my deodorant is just a basic old spice one (not one of their ridiculous scented ones, just like "fresh" scent)

man even when i was in middle school when axe was blowing up i only used deodorant too. i revile it when men wear cologne that i can smell after they leave a room
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>>27455153
Yeah true, after i re-read i saw that, jumped to conclusions. Doing a few things over here.

Sorry brah.
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>>27454762
vintage ballsweat
apple cider vinegar
black mold
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>>27454762

Drakkar is based, I alternate between that and Polo Red/Blue/Black
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>>27455227
get compliments wearing it?
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>>27455779

Polo Blue and Drakkar get the most DESU
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>>27454762
>>27454904
>>27455227

Persians
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the true robot and patrician choice
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Creed adventus and la nuit de l'homme

waiting on a sample of amouage reflection man

The amount of white trash cologne ITT is hilarious, you would think a robot would compensate by splurging in good cologne
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>>27455146
>recommending burberry london

That is something a 14 year old would wear. Rest you mentioned are good but way too commonly used
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I read about it on /r9k/ some months ago, and I've had several compliments on it, so it's good enough for me. I only use one quick spritz, though.
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>>27456049
>la nuit de l'homme
this is such a comfy fragrance, god damn


also anyone tried chanel allure homme sport? pls tell what do you think of it
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>>27454762
Dolce y Gabbana Light Blue , Gucci Guilty Black, and Gap Core when I don't want to waste my good stuff
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>>27456083

That packaging is gaudy as fuck. If it works it works though.
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>>27456042
They really went nuts with the spongebob merchandise. what the hell would this even smell like? Soap?
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>>27456206
krabby patties
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>>27456206

Over the Christmas season my store carried Spongebob soap for kids that was watermelon scented. So I'm assuming that the cologne has some kind of fruity scent.
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I make my own with moonshine and night blooming jasmine.
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>>27456106
Same anon

I got allure homme sport a few years back for christmas from mom but I disliked it so much I just gave it back and told her to give it away. I think it smells cheap and obnoxious as fuck like something a sandnigger would wear. Apparently the "extreme" version is much better but I wouldnt personally know.

>>27456083

poo in the loo
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>>27456077
Burberry London gets me the most compliments. It's not the greatest out there but it's easily one of the most palatable perfumes for normies. I'd have brought up one of the A*Men flankers but I've found that they appeal most to black women.
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>>27454991
https://www.scentbird.com/men

Thank me later, tbqhwyf.
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>>27454933
no, perfumes are for faggots and women to wear, and for stupid men to smell and get hard for
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>>27455057
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>>27455080

Colonge doesn't smell the same for everyone. Just go to the store and get one or two samples, one for each wrist, leave and come back in a few hours and then see which one you like more/holds up.
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>>27457382
How do I get a decent replica of Green Irish Tweed for less than $20?
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>>27457955
You don't, fake fragrances are basically watered down. They don't last and somethings have random shit put in , and they don't always smell like he original.

You want a real creed, buy the real thing.
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>>27457352

Used to use Burberry, good over it a long time ago though. I sort of fine the smell like something an old man would wear. As for A*Men depends on which one you get since some of them are very good. A*Men Pure malt is nothing but perfection.

I have two bottles and one pictured here which is the original; >>27454903

unfortunately had one female friend tell me she thought i smelled like a whore house when i wore it one time. Still wear it though since i like it and it gives off a vanilla vibe after a while.

If robots want a very excellent fragrance for cheap as fuck, get something like Le Beau. It's litrelly IMPOSSIBLE to find a women who dislikes it and rather impossible to find someone it smells shit on.

Thallium is also good and inexpensive fragrance not many people have heard of or smelled.
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