Who else /hates their friends/ here?
These guys are in their early 20s by the way.
>one guy literally shouts GET SHREKD, recites entire scripts of Adam Sandler movies, and keeps on showing me old memes on his cellphone
>one guy unironically calls himself Gambit, and tells people " The names Gambit, remember it.", throws playing cards around at people, and unironically listens to slipknot. He's black.
>one guy broke up with his girlfriend because she wouldnt call him "Little Mac" from Smash Bros.
>one guy makes "memes" of all his friends by stealing their facebook photos and "memeing" them without any consent.
I mean, Im robot as fuck but why are normies this autistic?
Why cant i just find normal people?
>>27454281
How are they your friends in the first place?
>>27454281
>"Im robot as fuck"
>Has friends .
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!! OUT!!!! OUT!!!! OUT!!! HOLY FUCK, GET OUT!!!!!!!
>>27454381
they started talking to me at campus and we went out to get food.
they keep trying to invite me out.
>>27454430
i havent spoken to them in over 5 months, havent left my room in a week, and have piss bottles i chucked out the back window into my yard.
>>27454462
also i dropped out of college after that first week. ive been stuck inside my house for a month and havent showered in about 16 days now.
also there are ants crawling on me while i lay in my bed because i live in a basement and i never clean my room
>>27454281
>tfw used to like my friends
>tfw all they do is play magic
>>27455184
me and my HS friends still have a facebook group chat
>one of them became a normie and moved on
>one of them was always crazy and now plays magic to keep from getting too depressed and killing himself
>one of them, who used to joke about having a harem and being the "popular" one of our group, literally got KEKED about a week ago. like not memeing cucked, but like actual "dude fucked his girl right before a date" kind of cucked.
and the last one of the group is my best bro who still I talk to on a daily basis despite being like 8 hrs away.
>>27455649
oh fuck I forgot to actually comment why I replied to >>27455184
all we used to do was play magic, but then the depressed one became autistic about it and we all stopped playing except for him
>>27455649
>>27455665
Magic is stupid as fuck in hindsight
I can't keep dropping fifty bucks on cards that are required to win
>>27454281
I had friends like this, and others who were just obsessed with shit I didn't care about. I got sick of it and stopped hanging out with them.
Now I have no friends.
>>27455674
I would make fun commander decks (and drop embarrassing amounts of money on them) to play with my bro's. I fucking hate magic as a competition game, but playing with decks built around a card theme and dueling gobblins vs dragons or rakdos vs gruul was the fucking best. I even taught my dad how to play and would play magic with him cause he loved it too.
>>27454281
Sorry OP, you have it worse than I do
>one guy never shuts up about being depressed even though he's fucking 4 different girls on the regular
>one guy is stuck in a marraige with a hideous 18 year old girl
>one guy got T boned by a red truck and is dead
>one guy is pretty cool and smokes meth with me every now and again
>>27455743
Yes but as an adult I have to pay rent
I'd love to stay a child and get a sweet 500 dollar deck that BTFOs my friends
>>27454281
>one guy literally shouts GET SHREKD, recites entire scripts of Adam Sandler movies, and keeps on showing me old memes on his cellphone
>one guy unironically calls himself Gambit, and tells people " The names Gambit, remember it.", throws playing cards around at people, and unironically listens to slipknot. He's black.
>one guy broke up with his girlfriend because she wouldnt call him "Little Mac" from Smash Bros.
>>one guy makes "memes" of all his friends by stealing their facebook photos and "memeing" them without any consent.
How am I the loser faggot again?
>>27454281
>one friend who has his own house and is married. Usually we all get together at his house and just chill out and drink. Sometimes have parties with drinking games
>other friend who is a teacher at an elementary school. Buying a house soon and about to propose to his girlfriend
>another guy who lived with me for about a year. I got him a job down here where I live. Been friends with him since middle school. Moved out about half a year ago though to live with his girlfriend in our old hometown. Haven't talked to him in a couple weeks
>another guy who is really big into magic. Recently moved way out of state to live with a girl he was talking to. Turns out she was dating some other guy and married said guy about a week after he got there. Still lives with them though. Which is weird.
These are some of my friends, so i guess id say its pretty normal. The first three are my closest ones though. We all went to a huge music and arts festival last summer, well except for the one who lived with me. Thinking about doing it again this summer. Just gotta decide if I am gonna do summer classes or not
>>27455649
fuck you Jeremiah, youre the one that posts that cringe ass shit on facebook
>>27454281
>have friends
>"Ugh liek I hat em so much XD"
fuck
off
cunt
>>27456118
>wahhhhh why doesn't everyone have the same problem as me ! Fucking normies amirite xDDDDD
>>27456617
If you "hate your friends" I would suggest another site, not /r9k/. Maybe reddit/r/foreveralone. Or a facebook group.
>>27454281
i would post shit about my 'friends' but one of them browses here and I don't feel like getting shit for it
