What's the gayest thing you've done? Don't worry, we won't tell anyone.
>/r9k/ hiding his nonboner
why is every fag picture like this
>>27454073
I paid this tranny to suck me off once...
>>27454073
>what's the gayest thing you've done?
Posted in your thread
>>27454073
Post in your thread, faggot.
>>27454073
jerk off to completion while a male friend was in the room
I don't even know why I did it
>>27454123
>>27454124
JINX! Now kiss, faggots.
visit this website
I had sex with ur mom
>>27454135
damn, I meant to quote the other post post. w/e, you know what I meant, fags.
Thinking about fucking my friend when i was around 11 years old because he looked like a girl and i was in the middle of puberty.
fapped to two traps making out and 69ing
>>27454169
>middle of puberty @ 11
ORLY?
I got picked up by a dude off the street, and we made out and sucked each other off in a hotel room he rented for us to have sex.
i sucked my own dick multiple times
>>27454194
Yes, that's when my voice started to change a lot. I noticed only because some people in my class pointed it out to me.
>>27454258
That doesn't really count. Only pubes matter.
>Be me
>Super beta cuck NEET that's forced to go to college by familia
>End up with my natural arch enemy...Alpha chad as room m8.
>Super good looking 9/10, really out going, athletic, his body is the embodiment of /fit/
>At first, I do everything in my power to ignore and avoid him, but unfortunately for me he's the type of guy that impossible hate. Too fucking nice and chill, very modest.
>We somehow got so close that he started ditching his other 1,000,000 friends just to hang with me inside the dorms.
>Admits at some point that he's bi, and he hasn't told anyone else. I was Completely chill with it, like whatever, who cares.
> Weeks following after that we get closer, we cuddle for the first time on the couch while watching star wars.
>Catch him staring at me as I'm changing clothes one time
>And at some point we get really drunk, (was my first time drinking) and we end up making out. He was super aggressive, pinning me down on the bed and shit. I had never kissed anyone at that point so I had no idea what I was doing, but he completely took control of mouth and led everything, from the biting of the lips to the tangling of our tongues .....not going to lie it was pretty hot......no homo
Nothing much has happened since then though, just a lot of cuddling.
>>27454073
Sucked your moms dick
>>27454478
>making out with a guy
VERY GAY.
GAYER THAN SUCKING HIS DICK.
>>27454073
I've apparently grabbed a guys ass when I was drunk and complimented him. I get weirdly brodude gay when I'm drunk where I wouldn't actually kiss or touch a dudes dick or cuddle but I start complimenting all my friends and people I meet.
let my best friend at the time touch my dick through my pants
didn't get hard or enjoy it
>>27454073
look at gay porn
>>27454520
Not if you do it platonic ally =")
>>27454124
is it weird that i have done this and i wouldn't even consider it the gayest thing i have ever done? it didn't even occur to me at first
i am straight btw
me and a friend jerked each other off once and cummed on each others cocks
>>27454194
>ORLY?
Been a long fucking time since I've heard that
>>27454091
Most "gay" porn is actually gay for pay aka two straight guys.
>>27454478
Think of all of the stacy you cucked Anon. chad rather slap dicks with with you. Shit they're probably hanging from their roasties by now.
>>27454073
it's this guy right?
>raging foot fetish
>no access to girls feet when I was younger
>bet friends in Halo that loser had to sniff winners feet
>always lose on purpose, but make it close
>year ago
>pay guy off craigslist to make fun of me while rubbing his feet in my face
I felt so much shame afterwards.
I'm not into guys whatsoever, but I'm into feet; male and fem.
>>27454124
"In the room" as in, awake and knew you were doing it, or "in the room" as in, your college roommate was asleep across the room
> every male on earth who's had a roommate has done the second one
>>27454584
Get greening F/-\M
>year of 4chan turn me gay
>self insert as traps and femboys to fap
>make a grindr in an attempt to get fucked
>no one wants to fuck me
I didn't even manage to do something gay
I sucked a coworker off once. Went out drinking with him, knew he was gay beforehand. Went back to his place and sucked his dick, did a pretty good job I guess cause I made him cum pretty quick. He tried to suck me off afterwards but I couldn't get hard.
>>27454637
>>27454091
That's why the best fag-porn is amateur home videos. I don't even know why people watch professional productions, straight or gay
Literally touched balls with my friend when I was 13 or 14. We were practicing for girls. I mean there were blowjobs and some making out too, but touching balls was pretty gay.
>>27454653
>hanging from their roasties
Related.
>>27454667
um wut?
are you asking for greentext?
I've ejaculated on my own face before.
Twice.
>>27454717
That's just a natural risk when you do big cums. Totally worth it.
>>27454712
That I am.
>>27454692
> I couldn't get hard.
That's the ultimate straight test.
when I was really young I used to grind and dry hump with my neighbor who was a similar age. neither of us had any idea about sex/cumming but our little dicks got hard and it felt good
>>27454756
>our little dicks got hard
ew
>LAN party in 6th form
>we bring our laptops or PCs, whatever we have
>play Age of Empires 2
>I totally wreck this one faggot that tried to swarm me with his nigger tier soldiers using clubs and no armor
>my cavalry, though outnumbered 3 to 1, carves his ass up
>later that night everyone is falling asleep after eating too much pizza
>wake up next morning with warm arms around me
>feel good for a moment, think I finally got close to a female
>remember we're losers that don't know any girls
>and these arms are too hairy to be female arms
>that guy, we've been friends for 3 years at this point, is spooning me
>5 years after that night we've never spoken about it and it's still the closest I've ever gotten to any kind of romantic interaction, male or female
I remember it feeling nice and comforting. It doesn't help that I'm a very small guy, even most women are bigger than me so I'll always be the little spoon.
I try to fuck my ass with one of two very realistic dildos at least once every week.I've cum from anal alone several times while riding said dildos.No homo.
>>27454729
oh i don't know. i am no good at it. and i said i consider myself straight or at least switch hitter. so nothing that good
>jerked off silently in same room as friends sleepover
>jerked off with friend's sister's panties, and stolen (leading to my fetish and collection)
>jerked off into friends bikinis
>jerked off at schools, public restrooms, airplanes
>wrestled with friends in bromantic ways
>got my dick touched when i was 6 by the next-door-neighbor kid (7) played "doctor"
>be an adult, wrestle with your nimble 9yo cousin
but the "gayest thing" i would say i ever did is prostate stimulation and then cum eating while watching mommy joi or some other fetish
>>27454073
>falling in love with another guy
Am I gay yet ?Yes, I am
Seeing OP's shitpost
>>27454704
I know what you mean. Used to have this amazing amateur video of two muscly guys kissing and sucking each other off and fucking. Unfortunately I can't even remember where I got it.
>>27454860
>stolen panty collection
Won't the smell wear off after a while?
>>27454704
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=877092311
>really into my roommate
>waited until he left a few days ago
>stole his onahole from his desk drawer
>lied down in my room with my favorite dildo inside me
>started jerking off, clenching my ass muscles to work the dildo around inside myself
>all the while I've got my tongue buried in his sex toy
It tasted like cock and stale semen. It was great.
>>27454253
How'd you do it? Originaro
>>27454073
I don't believe I've done anything gay...is that normal?
>>27454968
the do. that's why it is important to separate them into ()panties i have worn() panties i haven't worn() and panties that are clean
>>27454992i started doing it when i was 13 and stopped around 15
i was a retarded kid
>>27455031
...so are you just flexible or hung?
If so what size?
>>27454985
>stale semen
Pretty sure you just ate mold, bro.
Also they sometimes ship with needles, wires, and centipedes inside.
>>27455076
No, he cleans it pretty often. He tries to hide it but he's not very good at it.
>Also they sometimes ship with needles, wires, and centipedes inside.
Well he's had this one for a while so they would have been discovered already.
>>27454544
I have seen friends like this, you are secretly gay
The gayest thing ive done is probably wheb i put on eyeliner and put my long hair into pigtails, put on lacy thigh highs with a garter belt and a water bra under a pink lace babydoll then climbed onto my bed and got on all fours, wiggling my ass around and begging for my bf to fuck me, until he came over and lubed my ass up then grabbed my hips and thrusted balls deep into my boipussy repeatedly for 30 minutes while I moaned loudly like a sissy girl and he spanked my hormone-fattened ass and pulled my hair until he spurted in me, then he reached under and pinched my shaved and testicle-less scrotum until I dribbled a tiny bit of clear eunuch-cum from my limp little penis, then I curled up next to him and laid my head on his sweaty hairy man chest and let him stroke my hair while I wiggled my hips around smiling knowing his cum was in me. Not really that gay I guess.
>Aunt rents out a room in her house to one of her friends for cheap
>Stay over at her house for a summer
>Home alone
>Sneak into her friend's room and put on his dirty underwear while sniffing another pair and masturbating on his bed watching his straight porn with the thought of him jerking off
>Found Magnums in his drawers
>>27454073
Well I'm a robot who hates social interaction... so none
>>27455290
yeah it's not gay since you were dressed up like a girl
Am gay
Already posted this in a previous thread...but
> I fucked my hot best friend in the ass while wearing stockings and panties...he was also sucking his dogs dick. I have ended up "expirimenting" with almost all of my best freinds,but they always ask me(no idea why) also at what point in experimenting does it become clear you are gay.
>>27454847
kekd
bloxbloxbloxbloxbloxblox
went to an antique store with my mother
masturbated to completion in a crowded area filled with bunk beds thinking about a guy sleeping a few beds away from me
got a boner when my dick brushed up against a guy's ass while we were standing in line (i pretended to trip and sat against a wall to get myself out of the situation, seemed to work lel)
>>27455483
>he was also sucking his dog's dick
degeneracy desu
it would be less disgusting to me if he was eating human shit instead
>>27455483
I had a bunk bed and i wanted to stick it in his ass so we had to take turns...on his turn the bunk bed made it awkward and doggie style was almost impossible so I grabed the metal support bars and rode his dick like a monkey. At that point do you think he knew I had done this before?
>>27455724
He was into It and I was not going to let that stop me.
I sucked a popular guys dick in high school. He wouldn't suck mine though. I played it off well but it was pretty embarrassing desu.
I ate out this girl at a normie party when I was 14I don't even know why they invited meThey started playing truth or dare and eventually involved me and dared me to chomp this mean blonde girl's boxI didn't want to do it but they were telling me I'd be cool and be their friend and stuff if I did it and I was lonely and a piece of shit no one likedthey recorded ithe face wasn't visible but mine wasI dropped out of school and I've never had another sexual experiencestill don't know if I'm straight
>>27455809
He did not suck yours?
That is just fucking rude.
Beforehand did you say I suck you you suck me etc?
I'm straight but I could become gay because I am very alone
>had a friend
>we would watch hetero porn together and make fun of it
>eventually we would kind of excuse ourselves and jerk off separately
>after a while we started jerking off together
>then occasionally jerking each other off
>after a few months of doing it every few days, we had escalated to the point where he would put on hetero porn, and I would suck his cock while I jerked myself off
Sometimes he would also have me kind of look away from him and bend over while he groped my butt and jerked off. We did actual anal once.
>same routine
>he's feeling my ass up and jerking off
>telling me how great my ass is
>tells me he wants to put it in
>get out some lube and apply it to his member
>he slides it in
>humps at me for about 30 seconds while I jerk myself off
>he cums hard
>I feel him twitching and throbbing in my ass and that pushes me over the edge and I cum hard
We never kissed or anything but it was still pretty fuckin' gay.
>>27455822
That is like stuff straight out of a teen drama about bullying.
Genocide when?
Track them down and make them pay.
>>27455907
This is pretty much how my first gay experience with my friend started...how common is this?
19 yrs old at the same
shaved my entire body
met some 40 something year old dude on craigslist
put on a pink thong and went to get picked up
awkwardness of course, to be expected
got fucked though, after he came inside me he slapped my ass. we fucked twice on separate occasions but now he's all flaky and afraid i'm whoring around and might give him something so he doesn't respond to emails
i'd do it again
>>27455909
>That is like stuff straight out of a teen drama about bullying.
and even more like a teen drama, no one believed me/gave a shit that it wasn't my idea and didn't want to do it
No one really gives a shit about kids who are such losers that they can be coerced into shit by the promise of friendship
>>27455822
I've kind of been there too. I just wanted to have friends.
>was awake for 24+ hours
>edging fap before sleeping
>stumble upon hypno porn
>start thinking I really want to suck a cock
>go on grindr
>not thinking right and agree to meet without even seeing a pic
>guy pulls up to agreed meet up spot
>I get in car
>realize he's a fat manlet as we start driving
>make horribly awkward conversation
>park in empty parking lot
>get_this_over_with.webm
>about a 4 inch cock
>forehead bouncing off stomach fat
>after 5 mins he says he can't cum
>he jacked it before meeting up
>okay.jpg
>he drives me back
>this is what it sounds like when doves cry
>>27454631
It really needs dto come back
I still use it in everyday speach every once in a while
No, not "oh really?", I say "ORLY"
>>27455892
Im pretty much in the same spot. Ive met this really nice guy online recently and id go gay for him desu dont really care for sex just affection. But im guessing neet losers are unattractive to gay people too, atleast im not ugly
>>27455995
Yeah I'm young, fit, have feminine features. I troll craigslist. I flake sometimes. I just want to not be worthless. I like sucking dick, man the guy I pulled was like 3 inches hard jesus fuck I want an old guy with just at least 5. Sucks (but not really) im 6'2" and kinda broad shouldered, cant go the full on trap route. I just like CL for some attention, guys like me there and i get attention. if youre in chicago I'll suck anyone.
OP's gay.
>>27455999
>>27455999
I never really tried to get friends i just was around when my brother had his freinds and they liked me more then I went to go get my brother from his drug dealer best freinds house and his little brother (my age 4th grade )asked me to come inside and play golden eye with him. We become best freinds
Later on we had gay sex his dad died he attempted to an hero and I helped him get over it then in highschool he moved away and now I am gay and alone.
You may not be gay or you may be but it is irrelevant.
>>27454478
I really hope you are enjoying the cuddling, friendo.
>met a guy on Grindr
>went to his apartment
>made out with him and sucked his dick
>couldn't even get off
>Met another guy on Gindr
>met him in a parking complex at 3AM
>sucked his dick
>swallowed
>still didn't get off
I'm doing this faggot thing completely wrong. Maybe i'm actually heterosexual but in denial?
I think its because I jack off 2 times per day but being sexually active seems just so overrated.
>>27456195
Maybe make him suck your dick?
>>27455855
I didn't say that exactly, I was nervous because it was my first time sucking a dick. We just went into the bathroom, he touched my dick over my pants and I just kind of stood there, after a few seconds the awkwardness of it all became too much and I pretended to be dominate and alpha and asked him something like, ''we doing this ?'' he said yea so I got in there and sucked his dick. Afterwards I stood kind of motioning to him that it was his turn and he stroked mine a few times before saying it was too big to suck and after giving it a few more strokes he let himself out of the bathroom. All I could think to do was go, ''Yea..eh alright its whatever...''
>>27456195
Man you're lucky you get to do that.
But not so much with the impotency, i'd probably blow a load in my shorts in 30 seconds if i got to suck a cock.
>>27456241
even robots can't resist chad's cock
>>27456241
>too big
But that's the best to suck on, what an asshole. If that were me you would've left that bathroom with a deep satisfaction.
>>27454666
awake and didn't know I was doing it
>>27456242
He's lucky he didn't get stds
>>27456241
> says too big
> he tries to leave
> bash his head in with kek statue
> stick dick in his mouth
> skull fuck him till done
> leave
>>27456415
What I'd give to go back...
>>27456286
Wasn't even a chad. Just one of those popular faggy kids :(
Tried to sit on my guy friends lap once. Yeah.
I went antiquing with my boyfriend.
>>27454073
At the gay sauna, I once had sex with someone who was probably old enough to be my great-grandfather, he sucked my dick and fingered my asshole until I blew all over him..
I think I was only 19-20 at the time.
>>27456195
You're a high class slut anon, that's why. You should meet at least 10 black dudes and make them gangbang you.
>>27456227
The first guy did but it was super unappealing.
>>27456195
>met a guy on hornet
>went to his apartment
>make out with him, he sucked my dick and vice versa
>pin him down on bed while kissing him and he got so excited he cum on his tummy
>lay down on bed, tell him to suck me
>after a while he gets hard again, so i put pretend to ride his cock while jerking off
>cum all over his thorax
>after the shower i get hard again, so i lick his ass
>put my dick in bareback and go 1/4 inside him
>he tells me that he's not ready to go further, so we stop
That was 2 weeks ago i think, pretty hot, i think i'll call him again
>>27456735
I need to know where and what the name of the place was.
>>27454073
Looked at /hm/ for the first time.
Hope to never return.
>>27454253
Fun fact: when you masturbate, you're essentially giving yourself a handjob. So what makes self-sucking gayer?
>>27457145
Good, ascend to 2D anon, it's not disgusting like 3DPD
A trap gave me a blowjob once while I made out with some chick.
Then the chick left and things got awkward so I left.
>>27457291
I use a vibrating wand. I've never been able to get off with just my hand, even with lube.
When I was like 6 I was at a friends birthday sleepover and under the covers we did in the gay sex. No actual penetration or feeling good. Just kinda went through the motions
>>27455822
you got mocked for eating pussy?
>>27457542
I'm thinking about buying a masturbator. I just need the fucking money.
I'm ok with my hand but a masturbator will be much better.
I would also buy a 'real doll' but the realistic ones are quite very expensive, I will get one in a few years hopefully
>>27457654
Why spend money on a real doll that takes up space when you can have boipucci that gets the fuck out right away?
>>27456040
>this is what it sounds like when doves cry
kek
>some dude on hornet wants to pay me $300 to suck my dick
>i ignore but eventually agree because money
>we're in his car and he drives to an ally and he sucks my dick and kisses me a lot (didnt really like the kissing)
>we meet up a few times when im low on cash
>the last time we met, we met in a hotel room
>tfw he gets me completely naked as well as him
>asks me to suck his dick
>hes chubby with a 4 inch dick
>really dont want too but too much of a beta bitch to say no
>start sucking his dick, he comes in minutes
>asks me to swallow but i spit it out on the floor
>get dressed take my money and leave
i was enjoying the cash but i don't wanna suck his dick again senpaitachi
Masturbated together with my then friend when we were about 13/14.
Looking back that dude was fucking weird. He used to get his cock out a lot when we were alone, he licked his cum and tried to get his cat to lick his penis once. He's now married and has a couple of kids.
>>27457682
I don't know any traps. Same reason why I dont have a gf, I dont know any women in real life, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Talk to strangers out of nowhere?
>have history of kissing boys
>fall for the transpornmeme
>get to know this transqt
>we hang out loads eventually become my gf
>first time sleeping over
>i fuck her first
>asks me if i ever tried bottoming before
>without replying i go face down ass up
>rims me for about 15 min
>feel her head against my asshole
>a lotebigger then mine so hurts at first
>don't wannabe that guy so i just give in
>get fucked in all kinds of positions
>i cum buckets
>pulls out and we spoon till sleep
>still my bfwb
>full blown gender dysmorphia now
>>27454073
Stroked my friend's penis. We're not really friends anymore, and he's cut and gross.
