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how much easier is it to get laid if you have your own house than if you live with your parents?
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Okay but where do you stick your dick?
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sure man let me just lock my life away financially for 15-30 years....
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>>27453826

that does not answer my question
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>>27453840

my parents are paying for the house
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Living with your parents, your chances are (your attractiveness) x 0.1.

Having your own house, the chances are (your attractiveness) x 0.9.

So your chances are 0 either way, OP
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>>27453909
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRNNN. OHHHHHHHHH GODAMNNNNN BUUUUUUUUURN
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>>27453909

i got laid while living in my parents house from this 1 chick so i must be pretty attractive
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>>27453767
It helps slightly if you are an autismo, helps x1000 if you are Chad Thundercock
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>>27453942

OK KELSO

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
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>>27453943
Yeah but you could of gotten with a ho 9 times as attractive.
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I fucked the shit out of my gf while he mom was home in their paper thin wall apartment all the time.

Neighbors complained, her mom complained, and the bed squeaked non stop. makes it a lot better though when it's just you two and you can fuck in the kitchen, closet, on the couch, and in the tub
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ayy lmao jnkjnnbu
hbhj
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>>27453995

Sucks when you missed out on that though.

Like sure, I get laid regularly now with my own car and apartment, but I'll never have to sneak around or risk getting caught.
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>>27453767
Absolutely no different. Dont blame the house. Dont blame the clothes. Blame yourself for being a beta faggot.
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>>27453767
>get this job
>get this car
>get this house
>then maybe will notice me
"Heh...I'm afraid it ISN'T that easy.
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