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>You recognize your breathing pattern >You are now consciously
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>You recognize your breathing pattern
>You are now consciously inhaling and exhaling
>Have fun
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thanks for the reminder I almost died
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>You recognize your blinking pattern
>you are now consciously blinking
>have fun
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>>27453623
>>27453644
Please die. Please.
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>>27453644
>There's microscopic bugs that live in your eyelashes
>you now feel itchy
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>>27453623
>>27453644
I DON'T WANT IT PLEASE
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>you are now aware of your tongue
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None of this affects me.
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>you are now aware of the moisture level in your mouth
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>>27453623
Boy, I bet your big toes sure are getting sore rubbing against the toe next to them, huh
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>>27453623
>you now notice the tip of your nose
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>mfw breathing manually
>mfw itchy
>mfw feel my tongue
>mfw blinking manually
STOP IT
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>you now remember that your parents will die in your lifetime if you're fairly healthy and don't die by accident first

My mom keeps getting sick and my dad is starting to look old. Why does it have to be like this...
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You're now aware that you can't keep your fingers perfectly straight because of your blood pressure
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>>27453623
Fucking hell I can't sleep now
>>27453644
Not that big of a deal

Oh yeah
>You start questioning why you exist
>Start contemplating if anything actually matters
>Have fun
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>you are now contemplating suicide
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>>27453623
I did a similar thing with eye contact a few years back and it's destroyed my life.
>tfw can't make eye contact
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