Do you think that you are a robot?
This test is more accurate than the others.
>>27453197
34
Pretty sure I belong here.
>>27453197
63 points.
'Seems about right.
22
wizard apprentice tier
>>27453197
92 for me. Yes, I know where the exit is.
wizard apprentice. Not surprised.
>>27453392
I envy you.
G-get the fuck out, n-normie. R-r-r-reeeeeeeee...
42
Seems like I am
40
I guess I really am a robot.
I got a 54. A lot of points came from hygiene tho.... Do I leave?
This is not accurate. "Had a gf" + "Have had sex" add up to 40 points, but those two things alone EASILY make you a gay faggot normie. Bullshit image, OP, I hope you're dead before you get a chance to read this.
132
here only for the frog memes
>>27453699
How the fuck do you score that high but yet use 4chan?
Doesn't reddit have a le frog meme board?
>>27453679
I agree that those things make you a normalfag, i just edited a shit one to a less shit one. I haven't seen a normalfag getting a too low score from this one yet.
>>27453725
i masquerade as a normie but deep down i have robot tendencies. i integrate into normie society pretty well, have had "chad" moments, but can still empathize with you niggers in here
>>27453742
up from 18 to 22.
wew lad
92 familia
pls no ban for me
>>27453743
Being sad and lonely sometimes doesn't mean you have robot tendencies, it means you're fucking human.
39. did ok on health, but complete 0 on both achivements and relationships. :(
107, unless I fucked my math up. I promise I'm not a chad. I'm a cyborg at best.
>>27453892
Just because you're a normie that likes internet memes doesn't make you a cyborg.
Does an LDR with somebody I've known over the internet for 4 years count as having a gf?
103. I didn't get a single point in the mental area. Guess I'm just a severely mentally unstable normie. At least I'm still a virgin, so I've got that in common with robots.
101.
i'm fucked mentally (grand total of 4 points in that section) but i put up good fronts to everybody and managed to bag a couple of dating partners in the past.
i also have good hygiene, but that's mostly due to obsessive compulsive disorder shit.
i'm normie on the outside and robot mentally/where nobody really can stick their noses into.
35.
Fucking hell oregano
>>27453197
> Everything adds 4-5 points tops
> Except the sex-relationship items
What the fuck is this bullshit, as if that was more important to distinguish normie-ness from robot-ness
>>27453197
I got cyborg but I think I'll probably sink down to robot in a couple years.
>>27454154
It's just because i saw so many normalfags with low scores.
Mosst other scores can be had by robots too and much of it is subjective.
Permanent kvness is the best way to measure robotics even if it does it indirectly.
>>27453197
Does having sex with a prostitute count for +20? If not, cyborg reporting in.
>having a job, a car, or degree doesn't disqualify you
Fuck off normies you're not any better than the chads who get laid
87 but I'm unsure if the +20 from having a relationship counts when they were purely online, even if they got pretty serious.
Even still, does... this mean I'm a normie? I don't feel like a normie fucking shit.
>>27453197
I stopped counting above 100. I come here for the laughs, and because when people can shitpost anonymously, they are more apt to say something real instead of the masquerade of modern social interaction.
im exactly 50 holy crap i really am a robot
>had gf
>held hands
>had sex
>had kissed
literally the only thing.
i dont know how it happened either.
it was a miracle at the time.
>>27454377
Yeah I'm thinking online relationships shouldn't count, I sure don't feel normie. I'm not full robot, but I'm not normal by any means.
I got exactly an 100, somehow. Pretty autistic and shut-in though.
>>27453197
>50
I'm a robot and my flesh is now made of metal.
.
.
.
I'm pathetic. What am I doing with my life?
9
Can't fathom how someone here can have 20+
Stopped counting after 100. I'll be back someday.
>>27453743
What are these tendancies?
>>27453197
>have internet bf, have had sex and held hands for the 4 days I saw him irl
>instantly go from robot to successful cause it's fucking 60 points
wew lad
>>27453197
15
All from the physical health part.
>>27455393
This place is full of college normalfags who think their life is over because they haven't made enough friends.
94
Curious
last time I did this test I get a 70
Im making progress it seems
The classic "you're a completely depressed and deformed piece of shit who lives amongst filth and hasn't done anything but drink alcohol for the last five years but since you had sex once five years ago you're a normie" chart.
64, guess I'm just weird for the town I live in.
>>27454288
Life isn't just about having sex
Besides with a good job and money you can pay a premium deluxe whore that will fuck you better than other normie girl
>>27453197
I never understood why sex is such a big deal on these. The only time I've ever had penetration sex was eight years ago, junior year of highschool. But if you've ever had any relationship at all that you tied the knot in, you're immediately +70? Fuck that.
>>27454288
Those things doesn't require you to be so normal and part of the normalfags social world in the same way.
>>27455725
Spotted the delusional normie
38.
Threw away opportunities in college by never taking chances or applying to anything due to fears. Started to never go to class as got more and more disillusioned. Eventually finished with shit grades, but still don't really see what direction to go in life.
Never even tried with opposite sex. Only held hands when very intoxicated. Avoided any opportunities as always afraid to leave comfort zone. Seems to be the root cause of current state.
>>27453197
40
Although the intimate things in relationships should be expanded upon.
I feel like awkwardly feeling up some suicidal fat chick after she forced me to should add something to this.
46
oh god i will die alone
151
I'll just be going then.
Scored 30. Sounds about right
>>27453197
uhhh 93. Kinda turned my life completely around within a year. Used to be cyborg-tier. I guess I don't really belong here but I am still mentally fucked
>>27455677
Fuck you fucking normalfag
>>27453197
I was 14 and she was 13, we """""dated""""" for two weeks and "kissed" (was really just a peck tho) twice and held hands once. I still count those right?
>>27454930
Same here. I got an 82, but it would be 22 if it weren't for that.
I'm almost 30 and the last time I got with a girl was 2008, so I kind of think it should at least be reduced credit or something.
55, much like the other test, it also confirmed, that I am a cyborg.
37 points.
This test is bullshit. I am indistinguishable from a normie.
I think.
>100
>1 on Mental Health
Well fuck me, I don't belong anywhere and my problems aren't real anyway.
>>27457243
You're just a self-diagnosing, special snowflake faggot. People 30 or below have real mental illness because their symptoms manifest irl and impede progress in life. People like you wear your 'diagnosis' like a fashion accessory. Just something to add to your personality that makes you feel unique and grants you attention from gullible retards.
I think "have had sex" should be worth more points
I got 25
>>27457340
There aren't any questions about diagnosis, faggot. Anyway you're proving my point.
22
basically everything in physical health column nothing in the rest
>>27453197
shit 102 what am I doing here.
31. Depressed drug addict.
74. If I weren't a kissless virgin I'd lead a pretty good life.
>>27453197
42
Over the past year, I've been moving up
I will become normal
>>27453197
121
i think i am like a terminator where i have robot mentality but somehow manage myself well and shit
>>27454288
Sometimes it makes you a wage slave
>>27453197
135p, I didn't even lie.
>>27453197
58, what have you fuckers done.
not original comment amiright
>>27453197
I got 135. What do I make of this fellow Robots?
121 lol. I haven't been outside in 3 days.
>>27455596
Good job brah. I have 87 now. Used to be a cyborg last time I did this. If I only had a gf and lost my virginity I would be at 127 which would make me a chad and that seems easily achivable with all the progress I have made. My standards have gotten a lot higher tho
60
not surprised tbqh
I only got a 24.... I'm trying I guess. Mostly got points for work and sociality
41...Guess I belong.
>>27453197113 with no bonus round
I know more normies who are addicted to drugs/alcohol than losers.
>39
>tfw fedora tier
>managing money well makes you a normalfag
wew lad
>>27453197
105, your test is bullshit
>>27453197
>56
>only because I dropped my standards /really/ far, got hammered and fucked a landwhale
I would be a wizard if the scoring wasn't so biased towards virginity
>>27453197
107 but im more robot than all of you fucking newfags
43
average robot tier
72
>just enough to not be considered a normie
>even tho I never socialize with anyone
>>27453197
There really should be a differentiation between hooker sex and normie sex.
Hooker sex is definitely not a relationship, includes no affection, and doesn't require the girl to be attracted to you or accept you in any way.
>28
really hoping i can bump that number up to over 50 this year if everything goes to plan and 66 in the next 5. getting a gf is out of the question because of dick size but i've already accepted that.
>>27458707
I agree.
I'm just not great at editing images.
>>27453197
Mfw 101
Jesus. what have I been doing here?
>>27453197
95, what you're gonna do ? used to be 40 something so cool
> 73 points
> 23 year old
> Never fucked, kissed or been in a relationship
Guess I'm just a fucking Chad
26, honestly I thought I'd had a lower score
>>27453197
60, i suppose cyborg is accurate.
Got 18
and here I thought I was relatively normie
>>27453197
This is completely bullshit. Just because I had a gf ONCE years ago i'm a normie?
>>27453197
50 points, 22 yo khv.
>>27461468
if you're a normie it's because of that and other factors too, not just because you had a gf. normie.
Well I got 92 but I've got 3 notes on my criminal record. Have fought with my former best friend breaking his glasses and our friendship.
Ditched like 10 good friends and countless others due to being fucked up from single narcissistic motherhood.
I've done crimes I should be in jail for but I haven't got caught(years ago so it's forgotten).
Atm I have no contact with anyone except my mother.
Got chad genes but I'm a messed up head. The mind stuff adds to little points tbqh senpai
>>27454119
same here anon, got 76, but I sure as fuck don't feel normal
Didn't add them up, but I fit all of them except not a grill.I'm not going to leave
>>27453197
>Implying doing drugs/being addicted to alcohol isn't normalfag behaviour
Drugs are top tier normie shit. Being a stoner faggot doesn't add to your "robot credentials" I'm afraid.
>>27461468
If you've had a gf before you can have a gf again.
Robots are people who can't get ANY female attention WHATSOEVER for their ENTIRE LIVES.
The lewd stuff gives way too many points
>>27461991
oh shit I forgot the bonus round
73
Guess I am actually a normie
Time to slay some pussy and make friends
55.
I'm pretty much well off with the one exception that I've never had a gf, that's mostly due to having almost no access to the opposite sex for a long time.
>>27461991
No it doesn't. Having a gf/intimacy with girls is the defining characteristic of being a normie.
>>27462167
But I didn't even have sex with a girl
It was a guy
Yet I got 40 points for it
>>27462207
Still normalfag.
If you are romantically/sexually desirable to anyone, you are a normalfag.
>>27462241
Do you have any idea how easy it is to get sex from a guy?
>>27462265
It's easy if you're a normalfag, yes.
>>27462303
It's easy to get sex from a girl when you are a normal fag
Most guys will fuck anything
>you've touched a girl so you're a normie meme
>>27453197
Some of them are a bit dumb... like being a drug addict makes you more of a robot, however if you're a broken man because of drug use you're more normal because you have to stay clean.
Also I understand the wizard meme and everything, but like I'm.....actually a wizard.....how many points do you get for imaginary catgirl gf who's also real?
>meth addict that is schizophrenic, spends most of his live in jail, and can't function at all in society fucks a girl once and is a normie
>18 year old virgin girl is not a normie
>>27453197
161
Why is this shit test golf scores? 0/10 would not turn in
>>27453197
41, but I live in Africa so its really much worse desu
>>27462346
>guys, I know I'm 24 and I've had 3 girlfriends and I have good career propects and hang out with my friends all the time, but I'm basically the same as a 35 year old handholdless virgin middleschool dropout who lives in a ditch on the side of the road, because my dad's wife's son's dog just died and it made me sad
>>27462416
>Drug addiction
>Being in jail
>Girls find him attractive
Yeah, that's what we call a normalfag.
Drugs are a normalfag vice. And if you actually end up in jail even once you are a normalfag.
All that ON TOP OF sleeping with a girl? It's not even an argument for fuck sake.
>>27453743
I feel like I'm the most awkward, loserish, unintentionally faggoty and annoying cunt in town, but people say they don't notice anything like that.
>>27462416
>meth addict that is schizophrenic, spends most of his live in jail, and can't function at all in society fucks a girl once and is a normie
what a cool rebellious heroic person, I'd let him impregnate me and read a book about his struggles and cry what a gentle soul
>>27453197
who's /cyborg/ here?
The only ones I didn't say yes to are:
Don't smoke weed
Think you're a nice person
Don't find enjoyment in things normal people would find disgusting
Clean conscience
Emotionally stable
(Although, those last three I would probably pass if this place was the basis for comparison)
Have had a romantic relationship in the last 6 months
Get good grades
Live an independent life
Am i normie scum?
>>27462487
>>27462455
Why would not being addicted to drugs give you a positive score on that test yet drugs are not a robot thing
The test is shit just admit it
>>27462499
Yes.
If you do drugs and have had intimate relations with a woman, you are a normie.
>>27462455
Drugs and jail isn't for normies any more than robots
>>27462416
Why are you still smoking meth if you're already schizophrenic? Admittedly I would be smoking right now if I was sure it wouldn't make my mental illnesses worse
>>27462531
>>27462499
Why is >not< smoking weed/cigs a +2, but doing drugs is also a +2?
34
But IRL I'm pretty normie
>>27462531
>>27462516
>>27462455
Illegal drugs are normal but perscription drugs are robot as fuck am i right?
>>27462436
More like
>had gf in my early teens
>held hands with her
>peck on the lips
+40 POINTS ANON YOU LEVEL UP FROM ROBOT TO NORMIE
You might aswell add "Being Caucasian +60 points" to the list if you really want to make it meme tier.
>>27462581
>>27462551
Any drugs are normie behaviour.
Drug addiction is a socially acceptable flaw. Note the massive amounts of popular normies, celebrities, actors, musicians, etc who take copious amounts of drugs or who have died from drug consumption.
Also, in order to acquire drugs you need to have contacts in shady places, which only normies would have.
>>27462551
>>27462551
iirc people that smoke meth have an increased risk of developing a psychosis/becoming shizo
>>27462594
You don't seem to get it.
If you've had a gf before and/or have had ANY level of intimacy with a girl, you can't even comprehend what it's like to have not had those things.
>>27462605
That's what Im saying... the obvious thing to do if your brain is already fried is to stop frying your brain. Thats why I asked anon
>>27462594
This board is only for mentally disturbed, criminally retarded, under 5'5, multiracial, amputee/deformed, fat, kissless/handholdless virgins
If you don't look like an anemic indian danny devito why are you even here?
>>27462637
>the obvious thing to do if your brain is already fried is to stop frying your brain
You make it sound like addiction is very easy to beat
29
Time to cast hex on some normalfags
>>27453197
96 ponints.
On the other hand, the mental health column for me was only +1 points. I don't think I'm above average. I'm not even a normalfag, I just got lucky in the past.
>all those points for gf and sex
wew lad sure is stupid envious virgin in here
Oh shit, I'm on r9k.
So many of these questions don't work
>>27462721
Why do you want to be a robot? It's not a desirable thing.
Just accept that having sex/kissing a girl makes you an instant normalfag and leave this place. You'll have more fun elsewhere.
thought I am robot at worst;_;
30. I definitely belong on /r9k/
>tfw u were born ugly with shit genetics
>>27462807
Literally Chad, get the fuck off my board
>>27462781
I'm here for dank memes and bantz
/pol/ and /fit/ got stale
you guys are the new cool
>>27462649
Kek, made my day anon.
Yeah. This post is the best thing that has happened in the 6 hours I've been awake.
15.
I hate my life so much. I wish it would end but it'll keep going.
20 y/o
please no kickerino
>>27462614
You don't seem to comprehend that your definition of having a gf, or whatever fantasies you acquired from watching movies, is not realistic.
From my experience having a gf has been spending money and having to take care of a person who non stop bitches about how you're not "trying hard enough for the relationship" while they don't do shit, then ignore that you even exist and avoid you like the plague because "they need space". Then again, my only experience has been with a psycho.
>>27462668
If its beatable then beat it, what can I say
52 - Cyborg
Feel like that score should be lower as I've attained wizard status last year.
58
I'm pretty social but I'm a khv so that brought me down a lot.
>>27463004
Indeed, having a gf would probably break most of these kv's of the notion that its a good thing. I had a girl try to blackmail me when I broke up with her. Even though we never went on dates, our only interaction was sex, it was the word girlfriend that turned her into a fucking lunatic.
Too much anime romance makes jack a dumb stacy. Meaningful relationships..... HA! Don't make me puke.
>>27453197
Holy shit I got a 103 :D Eat shit losers.
can someone points
107
fucking whoopse
62 (y)
Good to know I belong here.
89. i feel like a cyborg though
bad scores in mental health..
I'm fucking appalled at the amount of normalfag scum on this site.
If you're above 70, fucking off yourself now, and get off my board, faggot.
>>27463259
That version is way better
>>27453197
20
Only because I don't do drugs, don't drink and I have good hygiene.
Seriously, so few points for people who have friends or have been in relationships? Really? These scum are full normies.
>>27453197
Max score possible is:
173 (167 for men)
60 points just for having a bf/gf you've had sex with
You could score 105 while being a male kissless/handholdless virgin
>>27463470
Yeah, this test is shit.
Just showering every day nets the same points as having friends, which is the basis of all normalfaggotry.
Using better version
>>27463259
38
>>27453197
148, still lurking. Don't hate on me guys, I have improved a lot over the past years.
>>27463523
we don't need you here, normal scum
>>27463004
>>27463196
You idiots don't get it.
The fact that guys who have never been intimate with a woman don't understand what it's really like to be intimate with a woman is the ENTIRE POINT.
>>27463520
using this version I got 52
I went from about an 18 (age 19) to about a 135 now (age 24)
Life is fixable, don't give up anons. Most of this shit is in your control
>111
hmm I always thought I was more of a cyborg than a robot anyways
>>27453197
I got 77
Half of those are because I've got a job + go to the gym
Other half was when i magically fugged a girl 4 years ago.
I haven't touched a woman since.
144
don't be upset
>>27453197
101
>Have gf that forces me to clean up stay in school off drugs etc
>still unhappy because of mental issues
>I'll show myself out, ty dominant gf for success
>>27463676
>wahhh i have so many mental issues even though i've had 10 gfs and all this female attention for all my life and have never experienced a single hardship in my life ever
Normie cunt.
>>27463550
> RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sorry, as I said I have improved. I know you want to, as well.
>>27462496
>tfw always get cyborgs on these sorts of things
24. Picked up a lot of points in the 'physical health' column.
>>27463004
>Yeah, brah, girlfriends just aren't worth it you know. I've had a few brah, just don't bother, it's not that fun.
You don't fucking comprehend it at all, do you?
Of course you're not going to value female attention when you've been drowning in it for your entire life.
Those of us who have gone through all of high school and into our adult lives without a girl so much as glancing in our direction don't know what ANY of this feels like.
It's like telling a starving African child, "You know, cheeseburgers aren't even that great, don't worry that you're starving, man, you're not missing out on anything".
45.
all these normans itt... this is supposed to be my board.
Currently at 60 pts. Age 20. I'm a cyborg - it follows that I could either lose my humanity or replaced my synthetic parts with natural human parts. I can make it. The road ahead is difficult, but doable.
We're all gonna make it, robots. I may die a KHHV but I can gain some humanity. Praise the sun and praise Kek.
50. Cyborg seems like it's the best of bost worlds, so pretty stoked desu
129, still hate droning social encounters
>>27463782
I think what he means is that you need to be realistic if and when it does happen. I'm a KHV myself, but I've seen beta friends suddenly get a gf and totally fuck up their life by being a pussywhipped little bitch. Just don't let that be you, no matter how glad you are to finally have a girl.
>>27463782
Except the starving African kid will literally die if he does not get any nourishment, Bene or mal. You faggots aren't going to die because a fucking women did not look your way or feel you up. You have convinced yourselves that you need a wet warm hole by your side. It isn't the truth.
at worst: Wizard Apprentice
at best: Cyborg
Who am i bros?
>>27453197
49, can't believe that I can't escape 40s on this fucking chart no matter how hard I try to change my life
wow, i should give myself more credit (every now and then)
50
I already knew that I'm a cyborg
74.
Somehow I'm a normalfag because I once put my dick in an insecure chubby girl with no social skills and no standards who dumped me as soon she'd used me to level up her stats.
>>27464213
Yes, you are. Because us kissless virgins couldn't even accomplish that task, however "easy" you thought it to be.
>>27453197
35 worse than i though, good to know.
>>27463837
>Cyborg seems like it's the best of bost worlds
or the worst because we don't really belong anywhere.
74 lol i guess im a normalfag
shh dont tell anyone
>>27464232
It took me until I was 21 to find an overweight weeaboo who was even more afraid of going outside and talking to people than I was.
It wasn't "easy". It took me years of effort and thousands of dollars. And all I got out of it was some awkward sex. I didn't even cum.
Now I'm a 29 year old NEET with basically no work history, stuck in mom's basement. Chances are, I'll never see a vagina again unless I hire a hooker.
>>27464347
HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY'S A NORMAL FAG!
103.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet.
bloxy blox
>>27464347
>74
That's the score you get if you have absolutely nothing going for you in life but you once put your dick in a vagina.
Oh yay 37
59. Relationships and Achievements are what made my score so low.
>>27464592
Wrong, never had a full romantic relationship or sex.
Suck it bitch.
>>27454008
It does not friend.
>>27454257
It does not count.
133 no porblems officer
>>27453197
Youre a girl should be +100
61. Somehow managed to lose my kissless virginity in one night when I was 24. Fucked up and fell in love with her though, it absolutely destroyed me.
So to those looking for hope in getting your pink pickle tickled, I guess there is some. Happiness on the other hand...
130 here ;) fampais
>93
>"you are above average"
>still KV
>feelsbadman.jpg
110, I just come on here to laugh at your sad lives.
>>27453197
>got 15
>almost everyone is at least above 40
This place fucking sucks
114- here because I enjoy reading the stories and feels posts. Memes are a bonus ^_^
>>27453197
140
I've been here a while, things weren't good when I started.
I don't post much now because it's gone a bit to shit. But I was here when it started, when we had the /soc/ and that split, when it got deleted and when it came back.
30 and i've held hands and kissed a girl
26, balls to the wall honest. /fit/ but with serious mental problems literally no non-relative knowing my first name
>>27453197
i don't think this test weighs life achievements hard enough...i think it over values relationships...i got a 92...but i still live with my parents and don't have a job and my future doesn't look very promising so....i think i'll try to update this
>>27453197
49. Still a robot. Also, I think that having sex should be like, 50, because no way is someone who has had sex a robot no matter what else has happened.
33, seems about right to me. I'm not in terrible shape, the "relationships" column is what really got me.
142 I'm not really weird
I like the frog meme, lol :D
>>27453197
133
here and I am a balck dude.
>>27453197
This test is too easy I got 129 but I'm still a faggot living with my parents.
>>27453197
110. I only come here the way one would visit a horrible zoo.
