This is a must. Girls who don't like dogs are trash
I don't really like dogs.
I don't hate them or anything, but I don't like them ether.
That being said, I don't really care if she likes dogs or not, as long as she is not SUPER into dogs or owns a dog but is shit at taking care of and training it.
>>27453130
Fuck that. Dogs are loud, messy and annoying af
yes. my gf has a pitbull.
>>27453130
No, would prefer cat person, they're more indoor-sy.
now we wait for the obvious canned r9k reply....
I like dogs but when girls get around dogs or babies they annoy me. They act like they've never seen one before then act stupid baby talking it
>>27453130
>hate dogs
>hate all animals, really, want nothing to do with them if they aren't cooked and on a plate
>every single girl in the history of the universe is a huge animal lover and wants pets
I want a GF who REALLY likes dogs
Do you want a girlfriend who...
>stops reading
Yes.
I like dags
i have a doggo and i love him
>>27453617
>>27453570
well you're not getting a bf here, so keep on moving
>>27453629
fuck you, i came here to talk about dogs
>>27453570
>>27453659
post pics of pupperif he's cute enough i'll be your bf :3
>>27453505
same. 24 and still kissless virgin
>>27453499
THERE we go
took you long enough robots
I don't personally like dogs, but I doubt most women would like my pets either.
Dumping pics
Crested gecko
>>27453691
Clown tree frog
>>27453697
Ball python
Regular male, nothing fancy
>>27453715
Hypo leatherback tangerine bearded dragon
>>27453740
Same morph, different animal
>>27453691
>>27453697
>>27453715
Gecko and frog are cute. You would never want to be with a girl who hates those because they're probably the most boring people ever. Snake is cool but I'd understand most people being put off by it.
>>27453755
The gecko is actually my least tame animal
She has way too much energy
>>27453676
this is my pupper, i found himif you insult him i'll kill you :3
>>27453856
You shouldrub his tummyand give him a treat
>>27453856
Looks like a shit to me
>>27453897
He's black, mate, that's kinda racist
>>27453785
get her a bf :3
>>27453939
They'd probably kill eachother.
>>27453926
Tell tumblr, I dont give a shit
>>27453130
I don't want a girlfriend
Leave, normalfag, you are not wanted here
>>27453880
he likesbeing scratched behind his ears
post pics of your pupper
>>27453897
rude and uncalled for
>>27453993
You're rude and uncalled for you dork
>>27453993I don't have a pupperI have a lizard I've posted here before though
>cold blooded animals owning cold blooded animals
sounds about right
>>27454137
Cold blooded qts are friends :3
>>27454137
Say that to his face
He has more spirit than you
>>27454162
you cant be friends with a woman
>>27454006
i'm gonna cry
>>27454016what's his name? lizards are cute
>>27453856
Looks similar to mine
>>27454305
lt'srex
>>27453229
This. Dogs can bark all night.
But what's a cat do? meow. meow. meow.
>>27454309
Trim his nails anon
>>27454357
That picture is from about 2 years ago, I usually trim her nails once a month.
>>27454346
Having owned dogs and cats, the cats were always more annoying. Especially when they felt like having a fight outside in the middle of the night.
Owners who leave their dogs outside to bark are fucking monsters unless their dog has long hair.
the only time my dogs have ever barked were when actual people showed up in the middle of the night.
2x some rando in my back yard and once when we were the target of a home invasion robbery (that got stopped because the dog woke me up).
>>27454309
she does, would pet and shake paw 10/10
>>27454338
that's avery fitting and appropriatename
About this subject
I prefer a women who had dogs growing up with her, but that understand how much of a waste of resources and responsabilities they are.
So if she tells me "i like dogs, but i wouldn't have one" then it's ok-ok with me
A dog is for your kids so they get to grow up a little healthier
>>27454444
AnonnicequadsAnd thanks :3
Dogs fucking stink. If you have a dog, your house is inevitably going to smell like fucking dog if you let it sleep inside. The smell gets into the walls or something, there's a reason most apartments are animal free.
>>27453856
>>27454309
What are their names anons?
>>27454587
Enjoy having no joy in your life.
>>27454532thanks anon :3
>>27454630
montblanc
>>27454720where did you rescue him :3
>>27454720
That's a Brat? A Bat and rat mix?
She needs to like dogs but not like dogs TOO MUCH.
>>27454746i found him in a box in a parking lot when he was really tiny :3
>>27454752
sounds about right, probably around 80% bat
>>27454630
Cupcake
>>27454852
That's too 2cute4me
>>27454752
A rat terrier and what is a bat?
>>27454852
Your pup was cute as fuck
>>27454901
A bat...
you know like BATman?!
>>27454877
>>27454921
he was so tiny he couldn't jump on the mattress so he'd always cry when he wanted up :3
>>27454901
not a type of dog, an actual bat
>>27455015
>ywn have a pupper that cute and who will never grow up
Fucking kill me
Any anons here with experience owning turtles and tortoises?
I'd really like to have a reptile as a pet, but keeping dead rats in my freezer or a tiny cage filled with locusts just to feed them sounds extremely unappealing. Do tortoises need that kind of commitment to stay healthy?
>>27453691
>>27453697
>>27453715
>>27453740
That's a lot of animals.
Plan on any more?
>>27455058
Turtles and tortoises are a pain
Crested geckos can take a premade diet made of fruit though. Just add water
>>27455079
Not immediately.
Maybe once I make more money.
>>27455049
but they're still cute when they grow up, and a lot less work once they know not to pee inside or chew up everything
>>27455015
oh lol.
My pup is 10 now and sometimes she can't get onto the bed anymore so I have to let her up at night.
Makes me sad.
>>27455104
Anon you don't understandThat was the cutest pup I've seen ;_;
>>27455058
Tortoises are vegetarian.
Keep in mind that some live for up to 50 years. So choose carefully.
I had 3 red eared sliders that I gave to a sanctuary (with a 300 dollar donation), they ate pellets and occasionally I'd give em gold fish.
I had to get rid of them because at my new apartment they were +$50 a month in rent each and I couldn't find anywhere else.
red eared sliders live about 20-25 years, mine were 10.
>>27455092
That's pretty awesome. As a kid one of my favorite things to do was visit reptile stores.
>>27453691
>>27453697
>>27453715
>>27453715
>>27453740
pussy repellent: the post
>>27455115
aw, is she healthy otherwise though?
>>27455129
i'm sorry anony ;_;
>>27455151
Tortoises are vegetarian.
There is a word for it you fucking retard...
it's called a herbivore
my god..
>>27455169
One of my best friends growing up had a fascination for guns and reptiles (and bugs). He currently has a smoking hot wife and 2 kids (and a lot of guns and reptiles and his daughter had a black widow for about 2 weeks).
>>27455169
>caring about pussy
>when you can have cute reptile friends
Fuck off normo
>>27455185
Yeah she's fine, just getting old vet says she could live another 5-8 years.
>>27455169
Who here gets pussy either way?
At least now anon has scaley companions to make his habitat look cool as fuck.
Lizards are better than pussy.
>>27455169
Humans can and have fucked snakes and lizards though
>>27455169
There's far better reasons for women to avoid me than all my very tame animals.
>>27453130
Just a heads up dogbros, if your dog barks too much during the night I might give him a lethal dose of xylitol bacon
>>27455185
Don't be sorry it's not your fault
I'll just need to look in parking lots for my own pupper :3
>>27455220
i hope she has many more long and happy years ahead of her :3
>>27455310
you should get one, it's nice having someone who's always excited to see you :3
>>27455295
What's your address anon?
>>27455345
Rex gets excited when I have food :3
But he doesn't whine to get on my bed ;_;
>>27455353
1234 fuck you lane, niggerville canada
>>27455362
what does he do when he gets excited? :3
my pupper always starts dancing when he knows he's about to be fed
>>27455415
He climbs in my hand :3
>>27455521
cute :3 do you want any other pets?
>>27455595
If I had more room I'd get another one
Or maybe a little painted turtle
I like to shoot local dogs in the head with airguns
It's surprisingly effective
>>27455295
>my retarded dog is constantly howling because of squeaky toys, sustained musical notes, idle singing, whatever
>entire family thinks it's cute and funny
>know some local spic will eventually poison meat and throw it over out fence, killing both of my doggos
>>27455682
It can't happen soon enough to be honest
>>27455701
I wish I could just make my dog not retarded anymore.
>>27455367
No need to be a faggot. I wasn't gonna hurt you. You just don't need to exist.
>>27455330
Thanks a bunch anon, she's very important to me.
My cat could beat the shit out of any of these inbred faggot mutts
>>27456420
Wow, that's quite a big cat, anon.
You sure that isn't a jaguar or some shit?
>>27456472
>yfw anon is an arab oil tycoon with a leopard and gold plated station wagon
>>27456472
Nah, she's just a domestic shorthair.
She's a boss bitch tho.
She beat up a 20 pound male Bengal cat that fucked around in her territory.
She also beat up a tomcat.
She's very friendly with humans, unless she can tell that I don't like someone.
>>27456504
Inshallah
