Dubs decides how i kill myself
Will post proof, faggots.
You were my only friends, so give me my way outta here.
you will let me hug you to death
>>27452511
Take a lot of meth
starvation
slow and steady wins the race
Slowly collect all your tears then drown yourself in them
Old age.
Oregano as fuck
>>27452511
Go on a normie slapping spree. slap as many normies as you can
By old age
Both barrels of an old Timey shotgun.
Wait until you get cancer ;^)
>>27452511
Live forever. you will never die
wait until you die of old age
live your life and die by old age
>>27452511
Shitposting to death on /r9k/ without food, water or sleep.
By contracting HIV by a girl you love
excessive masturbation
die while saving someone else's life
Come to NY and jump off a bridge with me
Old age nigguh
>>27452511
Go outside and live your life you useless cunt
Sugar free gummi bears
Old age pls.
>>27452733
ring a ding ding baby
>>27452733
Ight op get too it
>>27452733
Well you got a good one senpai you could become a vigilante
Robot man is born
>>27452733
Checked
Too bad OP won't deliver because he's just an attention seeking faggot
>>27452766
U win gg wp
>>27452733
>>27452734
>posted in the same second
sorry I stole your suicide partner
>>27452782
>being retarded
gg
hol up....how you gonna post proof
This is now a KEK praise thread. Hail Kek
become an Elliot Roger
>>27452733
how do you even do that? The chances of seeing someone getting murdered or some shit is pretty low. Also the chances of being able to save them whilst dying yourself compared to you both surviving is pretty low. This is going to take a long time OP, just join the military and enlist in the most dangerous section of it.
>>27452836
>gun is a Browning Hi-Power
>silhouette in the bottem-left corner is a Sig P226
>>27452511
don't do it nigger
original it is, this comment
>>27452733
OP here
How the fuck do you expect me to basically give a normie my life. I'd rather pull a Supreme Gentleman than give the Chads and Stacy's one more thing to "be greatful for."
I'll save a robot life anyday, all normos should rot in hell
>>27452862
donate a vital organ
>>27453045
as in write up a will where you donate your body and organs to those who need it and are dying. Then exit bag or whatever is best to preserve your organs.
>>27453036
How about singing so loud you damage your vocal cords and die from internal tramau.
>>27453036
Work until you die as a wage slave.
>>27453036
You live by the dubs, you die by the dubs.
>>27453036
Yeah I agree that is kinda stupid to give your life for a normie.
>>27453036
you fiust fight this guy:
>>27453139
Don't kill yourself, even if you're not important now. One day you can be.
I've been reading this manga online called SUICIDE ISLAND.
Maybe give that a read and see how you feel after. A ton of the reviewers said they were suicidal before reading but found a newfound sense of self afterward.
