>/v/ comes into the surgery
>Has been playing WoW in his basement for 18 hours a day
>Suffering from RSI
>Wants me to give him an anti-inflammatory drug
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27451028
But /v/ hates WoW.
I know OP's don't get (You)'s, but every time I see one of these posts in the catalog, it has a measly amount of replies. So hey, just wanted to let you know I notice you. Even though you have no clue who I am.
>>27451116
>Robot comes into the surgery
>Makes an endelss stream of Shipman threads
>Wants me to give him credit for his work
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27451091
You haven't been there recently right
People is making several nostalgia threads about how they want to play WoW again, some saying nostalrius is good, others saying it sucks.
People also wants an official classic server.
>>27451028
>You will never receive a lethal dosis of morphine from this angel of mercy man
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY THE STUPID FAGGOTS THAT WANT TO LIVE DIE FASTER THAN ME
>>27451028
>I walk in
>Request lethal dose of morphine
>?????
Stalemate
>>27451195
>He gives you a normal dosis of aspirine instead
REKT
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>>27451195
This one actually came up before, I can't remember exactly but it basically went like this
>Suicidal man comes into the surgery
>Wants me to give him a lethal dose of morphine
>Tell him that help is available, and that he can turn his situation around
>Eventually persuade him to accept a standard dose of anti-depressants
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine
Checkmate
Imagine giving a girl a lethal dose of morphine, then holding her, stroking her hair and comforting her as she slips into unconsciousness.
what is RSI?
>>27451302
Relaxing Shipman Injection
>>27451276
I want to go like that, an heroing.
We hold each other then we sit in front of some gas tanks with the valves open and turn on the lighter.
>>27451311
Only thing on here that made me audibly laugh.