>Anon...I think something's wrong with my hamster
>Will you come to the vet with me?
>>27450641
Bitch, that's not even a hamster.
>>27450658
yes it is, he's just a big guy
>>27450670
Why would someone shoot a hamster before throwing him out of a plane?
>>27450641
What I would say:
"Yea, just put hammy back in her/his cage and I'll drive you guys there immediately"
and as we're in the car
"So what do you think happened to him/her?"
after she replies to that
"I see...I don't care what that vet charges me, I WILL have hammy fixed"
>>27450670
for you
originalcoment
>>27450641
Put it down before it falls out of your hands.
You obviously don't know how to hold one securely, and it can sense your stress and insecurity which will make it feel unsafe.
If you don't know how to make it comfortable around you, then maybe you shouldn't be taking care of it in the first place.
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD FEED IT YOU IRRESPONSIBLE BITCH.
>>27450708
i can't wait for the next person to type that on r9k to find out it's not an original comment
>>27450727
Why would someone shoot a Charmander before abandoning him out in the rain?
>>27450825
I hope I'm there to screen cap their reaction to masturbate too when I have my shitposting based wank sessions
>>27450641
Unless you're paying for the gas, no. I'm already on a tight budget as it is, don't need more expenses.
Why don't you ask Chad?
>>27450727
You're a cringy reddit beta and I hate you.
>>27450727
Okay until your last reply. BE COOL MAN BE COOL
>>27450879
>Really, anon?
>Maybe we can work something out...?
>>27450981
What.
>>27451039
I'm not trying to get in her pants man, I just want to reassure her that her pet will be saved no matter the cost
>>27451056
I just told you how we could work things out, pay for the gas.
I don't need any "favors", that shit isn't going to put food on my table.
>>27451096
Pants aside, you're talking like anime.
Why would you take a hamster to the vet? It'd be cheaper to kill it and get a new one.
>>27451681
You're a heartless monster to be honest.
>>27451753
How? What the hell can a vet do for a hamster? They don't even live very long anyways. Just put it out of it's misery and get a new one.
"No"This is original now
