Female friend and I discussing food over snapchat.
>"So are the breadsticks good?"
>"OMG YES. THEY ARE LIKE AN ORGASM"
How respond?
>>27450278
>so extremely bloody and painful?
>>27450278
Offer her your bread stick for more orgasms
You don't. Ever again.
>>27450278
>How would you know what an orgasm feels like? Those are just a myth.
>>27450278
"I can give you one of those ;)"
Immediately followed by another snap that just says "haha"
>no need to be so hyperbolic, it's just bread lol. pretending something is better than it is isn't convincing me that you're fun or interesting or whatever you're trying to be
and then she blocks me forever
captcha was bread
spooky
>>27450278
Are you bread, anon?
>>27450345
Haha blocked
>>27450345
Snapchat now has a built-in, text chat service.
>>27450278
It's just a joke anon, she's not trying to flirt with you or anything
"Call me breadsticks"
>>27450379
The winky face lets her know that OP is serious, while the the haha let's her know that he is being playful. His fat let's her know that he's actually just talking to the food.
>>27450440
and what does the gun held up to his head tell her?
>>27450416
I assumed this, just looking to my bots for witty comebacks. thanks 4 the heads up anyway
"So you've never has one?"
>>27450339
she will talk about how chad ripped her pussy wide open the other night and suddenly OP is cucked... again
>>27450278
>"I don't understand, are they good or bad, tell me in real words"
>>27450572
well it's not TELLING her anything
it's just
the implication
This is the true face of autism. One off goofy comments dissected by an army of ignorant losers. I can't even fathom how uncomfortable you must make people in real life.
>>27450312
what kind of.....my god
