Hey anon, I'm just cooking our meal for Easter
>>27450203
Where's my wife, Taco Belle? What have you done to her you whore?
>>27450203
WTF bitch, who are you? I don't have a gf? How did you get in here?
>>27450203
What is this shit Fucking chef boyardee or sometHing I told you I wanted a FUCKING TURKEY
woah there senioritta cumquetta. How did you get in my house?
>implying I would sully my dick with fake tits
choose one:
good pussy/can't cook worth a shit and doesn't want to learn
or
bad to mediocre pussy/is a great cook and will love making you food
>>27450323
first
I already know how to cook
>>27450344
that is fucking cheating
>>27450203
Wtf is this? Dumb White bitch can't even cook from scratch probably fake ass boobs, GTFO MY HOUSE U HOE
>>27450362
kek hardly anon. I also can cook and pretty damn good myself. Most if not all the females I interact with have a lol cooking response if you ask if they can make food and cook.
cheating hell no it's awesome when men learn to cook cuz men make some amazing recipes.
stop being such a sexist asshole
>>27450323
Fuck that, she WILL learn
>>27450323
second
because i can convince anyone of anal pleasures and we'd be eating more than fucking anyway
who here would buy their wife fake tits if they wanted them?
>>27450299
>implying she would acknowledge your existence
>>27450203
>Chef boyardee
>Easter Dinner
>>27450466
someone needs to buy her some tits, that's for sure.
>>27450203
She should consider breast reduction or she might get back pain.
>>27450203
Thanks mom
Sorry I'm such a loser
>>27450466
If she had tits like that, and if I was loaded.
>>27450203
Ok honey, I don't even care that you can't cook for shit because I'm desperate as for female companionship
