>family over
>sitting in kitchen as I'm cooking the Easter dinner
>people laughing and talking the next room over
I hope no one comes in to talk to me
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>>27449748
fugg anon how'd it go?
>>27449664
>Easter dinner
Fucking americucks.
>>27449664
>"I'll go do the dishes!"
>"You're the best, Anon!"
Little do they know that I want nothing more than to leave the dinner table and escape to the quiet bliss of the sink
>>27449664
Anon go and talk to them. Let them do all the talking and make the longest eye contact you can. Don't think just go!
>3
>2
>1
GO GO GO GO!
>>27449664
Dude, doing the cooking is the best because it gives you so many social outs.
>all your conversation can be about it
>you can excuse yourself or leave unannounced at any time without question
>everyone will be in your debt and view you as productive
>you can drink wine in the kitchen and it's okay
This of course only works if you're a good cook or else you'll suffer the awkwardness of eating with people who you just served shitty food.
wew, managed to escape to my computer, everyone said the dinner was great and I did my best to maintain eye contact and not be a sperg
