>In my room, playing CS:GO
>Feel the sudden urge to shit
>Hold it in because I don't want to leave my chair
>Keep playing for a couple more hours
>Now it feels like my anus was about to burst open
>Decide that the best possible solution would be to shit in my hand and drop it out the window
>Commence shitting in hand
>Feelsbadman.png
>Open the window with my other hand
>Toss the turd out
>Chads and Stacies walking by my apartment shout "EWW!"
>They immediately look towards my window and I close the blinds so they don't see me
>Cry as I continue to play CS:GO
Save me from this darkness.
>>27449062
kek, saved
thanks for this OP
>>27449062
Timestamp the shit outside so I can believe without doubt.
>>27449062
>Not shitting in a cup or can
JUST
>>27449062
Go to the damn bathroom how is this so hard?
>>27449110
screencapping in case OP delivers
>>27449062
Do.. people.. not know.. how to hold their shit in? Uhm. You can do it a few times before you risk anything.
>>27449303
He held it for too long.
It has happened toe me too.
That's why I have learned to go to the fucking toilet whenever I feel the urge as fast as possible.
I live with my mother so I can't do this shit, piss cans or shit in them..
>>27449406
No, you don't get it. You hold it in at the apex when you think you're shitting, and then the urge to shit goes away and you're good for another six or so hours.
I call it 'compacting'.
Yes, do it a few times and you'll shit a solid brick and can painful you if you already shit solid bricks.
To note, you don't 'shit' anything, you just fulfil your body's requirement for it to consider to have shat.
>>27449062
holy shit I hope this is real
>>27449515
I don't go to those lenghts
I also have hemorroids, so I rather shit more often to have soft shits. A brick usually makes me unable to sit down for more than 15 minutes for 2 weeks, so no thanks.
>at friends place
>get urge to shit really bad
>cant hold it in
>leave his room after asking him if i can use his bathroom
>take the biggest, most satisfying shit of my life
>look down
>its this huge solid fucking torpedo standing upright out of the water
>im proud
>sadly, i have to flush it down
>its not going down
>the flush on this toilet is weak as fuck
>panic
>get idea
>yank massive turd out of the toilet bowl
>almost throw it into their bin
>realize this is a bad idea
>open window
>throw it outside (2 story house)
>wash my hands
>go back to friends bedroom
>he has this odd expression on his face
>"did you just throw a shit out the bathroom window?"
>mfw
>>27449303
What are the risks?
>>27449128
There it is lad, out there in the snow, it's a bit hard to see since it's a few stories down.
>Decide that the best possible solution would be to shit in my hand and drop it out the window
>>27449633
Sorry it's a bit difficult to see in the original, I circled it for clarity.
>>27449667
HAHAHAHA
super originality
I got a fucking great greentext for you guys. happened a few days ago..
>Be me playing dota2
>Need to shit
>Like really fucking bad
>can hear parents with friends downstairs chatting, having a fun time
>can't leave in middle of game
>can't go downstairs and make whole downstairs smell of shitter
>realise im not a fucking autistic r9k faggot manbaby robot
>pause game and politely ask if game can wait while i take a shit
>go downstairs
>greet parents' friends, quick chat before heading to toilet
>head to toilet
>take shit fine
>wipe fine
>flush it down, didn't get stuck because i have a healthy balanced diet
>go back happy, socialised and able to continue my vidya without being autistic as shit
mfw
>>27449667
nicely done anon
original fucking post
>>27449667
can you even stoop any fucking lower?
arent you ashamed of yourself?
atleast use this as the last straw to change,gosh anon
>>27449618
Pain shitting for one if you keep 'compacting'. I imagine you could burst your intestine if you do it for too long or at the very least rupture your rectum if you're not used to stretching it out and do 'fast shits' instead of daily slow and scheduled ones.
There's a /lot/ of room in your lower torso, so you can feasibly keep it in and not shit for a good three-five days, but careful on the way out.
Major issue is drying out due to the large intestine and it getting 'stuck' leading to said rupturing. You're trying to pass a very large rock through you after a certain point.
Compact responsibly kids!
>>27449633
Oh my fucking god are you serious?
How fucking lazy do you have to be to shit in your hand and throw it outside instead of going to the toilet to shit like a normal human being
People have been shitting at designated places for thousands of years yet you just throw your shit outside like a fucking ape
>>27449602
Yeah. I stopped for about the same reasons.Still do it rarely enough but only once per 'cycle'. At a point i started doing this subconsciously.. which was bad.
>>27449755
maybe op is indian
>>27449737
Oh look at me, mr. Ive never shat in my hand and thrown it out the window before
>>27449616
please be real
bloh0x
>>27449798
Well, i'm part of the 'i shat in a plastic bag' camp which i did while hiking/hoboing across Urop.
>>27449805
It's old as fuck pasta.
>>27449824
glad you remembered :^)
>>27449731
NORMIES GET OUTTTTTT
FUCKING ORIGINAL YOU FUCK
>>27449731
>>pause game and politely ask if game can wait while i take a shit
Yeah, nice story faggot, but that didn't happen. People don't wait for you in dota 2.
Next time go to bathroom m8 take a shit like a man!!
>>27449940
Shut up, Chad! You don't understand what it's like being a robot.
