Im in the military and I'm like the one guy that never gets dates. Im serious, theres short guys, fat guys, hideous guys stationed up here getting dates/laid and I spend every weekend on my computer with you guys.

>>27448534
Do they hire prostitutes over there? My friend in the marines is on the local reserve and he has to shoo away the hookers occasionally. Pretty smart marketing strategy tbqh

>>27448495
I would not date the mentally retarded, no.

>>27448534
do they date military girls or something? or just people near their station

>>27448585
>>27448634
Im in southern california so yes there is plenty of prostitutes but I rarely hear stories of the marines/corpsman fucking them unless theyre on deployment. They date girls out in town.

>>27448634
If it's overseas you're not getting laid until you're back home or rape a civilian behind a rock in the middle of bumblefuck desert

>>27448534

Are you allowed to have your own personal computer in the military? Do they track what you do on it?

I'm not gay, so no.

No
I am not gay or a cluck.

>>27448690
Kek that's not what my friend said, sometimes they have sex right in their car or get a blowjob behind a tree. Besides that they just yell at the hookers to go away while off in the distance you hear them shouting about $5

>>27448495
Yes, men in the marines are fucking gorgeous. Airforce not so much

>>27448742
>Are you allowed to have your own personal computer in the military?
Depends
> Do they track what you do on it?
Hell yes, but they don't really care that much if you look at porn. More worried about state secrets and shit.

>>27448800

Does going on 4chan ever raise any suspicion?

>>27448742
Of course? I can own whatever the fuck I want. I think you have a weird perception of how you get treated in the military.
>>27448767
I dont think things like that happen in the states. Prostitution is very illegal and looked down upon. If people are fucking whores up here, they do a good job of keeping it to themselves.

>>27448822
No there are a good number of militaryfags that use 4chan.

Fuck no, women in the military are either sluts or awful

>>27448495
I don't date murderers.

>>27448495
No. I don't want to get cucked. Seriously, military women are the biggest whores.

No. I'd rather be with someone with a real job instead of another displaced fucko who fell for the Uncle Sam meme

Yes,
I'd also date a lady cop