>having easter dinner with mom and dad
>dad giving me shit about not having a gf over for dinner
>get sick of it
>ask mom how she wound up with dad anyhow
>she laughs
>"well anon, when I was in school I'd never have dreamed of dating a guy like your father"
>he starts getting visibly anxious
>"I loved to party and have a good time, and your father was more of a 'work and study hard' type
>"kind of like you"
>seething
>"but after college I got all of that out of my system and wanted a nice guy to settle down with"
>"and lucky for your father I chose him!"
>look at dad with shame, he is completely embarrassed
>"so you see anon, there's hope for you too! one day some girl will look for someone to settle down with, you just have to put yourself out there!"
>REEEEEE
at least I only have to eat with them 4 times a year or so, but I'll never be able to look at my dad the same again. at least now I know it's not completely my fault
Let out your anger by becoming a professional wrestler.
Make your dad ashamed of his cuckoldry.
It also pays a lot.
It will be huge.
Take my advice, OP.
You won't go wrong.
It's great how women have no understanding how demeaning it is to say this to a male. They really do live in a different world.
>>27448294
By evolutionary standards, your dad is the superior male to the childless Chads.
>>27448294
What you couldn't figure that out on your own? If your dad isn't a Chad but your mom is a Stacey this is likely what happened. Or if their personalities are very different, etc.
Anyway, you fail for not giving your mom shit for it. You have to make her feel bad because in the end she won. Alpha fux, beta bux. You need to make her miserable for the rest of her life for having life on easy mode.
>>27448294
This ever happened
>>27448294
>my dad is the same. He has always been sorta awkward, but he is hard working and definitely husband material.
>>27448394
Meant to say never
>>27448367
>childless Chad
No such thing. Chad always wins, it's just that in this case, OP's father also "won" in the long term.
Where do people get this stupid idea that Chads are failure? Taller, attractive, and popular people make more money on average. Look it up.
>>27448333
Trips of truth, OP.
It is the only way.
Don't miss this opportunity.
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
>>27448407
Didn't mean to quote.
Also my mom is literally Stacey. Even dated a gang member at one point.
>>27448367
unlikely, if she got pumped full of chad jizz all through school she was already contaminated with their DNA, he might as well be a mongrel
>>27448294
Holy shit, if this is true, I am genuinely angry for you.
What a spineless cuck your father is.
How your mother just said it so nonchalantly to him is worse. That must've destroyed him
>>27448294
TOP VUV
>tfw dad was a stem science guy
>talking to my mom
>says she was partying in miami in the 80s
>dance clubs
>cut her off saying I don't want to hear any more
>only eating with your family four times a year
You've got much bigger problems in your family life than whatever imagined problem you're whining about ITT.
>>27448333
You don't know what cuckoldry is.
>>27448294
That sounds like my mom. She used to be this party chick that would go to Ibiza and stuff. She owned a sports car for some reason.
I'm pretty sure my dad beat her though so maybe he wasn't all that beta.
>>27448294
Kek, at least you now have some return fire when he gives you no-gf shit again
>>27448581
My dad has been cuckolded before. I remember seeing a black bull run out of the house as dad came home.
He hasn't found out yet.
He isn't even my biological dad.
>>27448431
because life is cruel and the only true measure of success is by number of successful offspring
your career, your wealth, your education, your skill with women...none of them matter in the eyes of biology.
>>27448294
Two of my coworkers dumped their "asshole" boyfriends and babby daddys for beta geeks they met online after the "assholes" got too lazy to pretend to be cool
Met one of the beta fuckers who's a lawyer. I didn't shake his hand and just looked disgusted at him. You could tell he knew how pathetic he was. Half hearted smiles and nodding about whatever she said.
>>27448661
>He isn't even my biological dad
Holy shit kek
>>27448294
You think that's bad?
Ahahahahahahahah
My father has been cucked for 14 (FOURTEEN) years by my mom who has sex regularly with her lover.
He KNOWS that but accepts it and does nothing because MUH CHRISTIANITY, MUH FORGIVNESS.
>>27448661
if this isn't bait you have it worse than OP
>>27448294
>mfw my mom said the exact same thing
>Dated Chads in highschool
>Said they were all "Stupid meatheads" and she couldn't relate to them ( But she still fucked them)
>Settled down with my Dad because he was "Funny" and "Understood her"
I am beta cuck genetics
>>27448367
The only childless chads are the tiny number who die in highschool or college
>>27448575
you just know she got all kinds of semen blasted all over her then one night she was like i guess ill try that nerdy science guy that keeps asking me out on a date. then you were born
>>27448730
>actually adhering to the naturalistic fallacy
Please die in a fire
Biology is not good or evil, it's a series of mechanical processes
Life has no purpose other than that which we ascribed to it
>>27448777
>I am beta cuck genetics
>tfw my mom went for an uber chad, but i still ended up being a beta cuck
>probably was malnourished during puberty
if you're going to go for chad, at least do your fucking job
>>27448758
>>27448744
I'm kidding. I kid.
Next time I might not be.
Good luck OP. at least you're aware of it. sounds like your mom is raising you to be a beta on purpose. possibly because she is E V I L
>>27448754
Christcucks know no shame
I knew 3 catholics so far who've refused to divorce cumguzzling disloyal whores because MUH FORGIVENESS M-MUH LIFELONG PRISON
>>27448891
her bum is delicious
Anyone confronted their stacy mother? If yes, I would love to hear reactions
>>27448294
tfw you can't tell your mother she's a dumb slut bitch and your father that he's a beta provider cuckold because "it hurts their feelings omg ;-;"
as if my feelings aren't hurt by having been unwillingly brought into this shit existence. thanks for nothing, assholes.
>Mum raised a devout Catholic, went to convent school.
>Met Dad in first year of university
>Married young, been together since.
Feels good having been conceived in purity, cucks.
>tfw my dad was a Chad
>he cucked my mom and still get a lot of bitches
>he is also very intelligent and have a successful and well-paying career
>meanwhile i'm a loser
At least i'm not a wagecuck
You guys REALLY think your dad was your mother's first? If your mom was halfway decent looking it most likely isn't the case.
>>27448908
become a chad OP
>>27448294
>at least now I know it's not completely my fault
Keep in mind that he may not be your real father.
>>27448294
My father is a beta too, so he never minded me having no gf, my mom and my sister on the other hand ask about stuff sometimes. I have my waifu and I won't trade her for anyone else, but they'll never understand, laugh and ask me to see a therapist or some shit
>>27448448
all women are stacies
>>27449070
whelp its off to the gym and eating chickon every day
i want that bum in my life
>>27448294
>Not using your mom's story as a piece of advice, if anything
>Not learning from your dad's mistakes
There's a reason why "hookup culture" is a thing. Don't be afraid to get your share before you settle down.
>>27448952
Mine laughed at me and said "rules of nature anon, if you ever want to have a woman you'd be a strong bad boy (and you KNOW it's not your nature) or be sweet like your father was to weary girls who are done with the sexual playground for the time being. Try and stop us."
What kills me inside inside is that all her ruthlessness went to my older stacy sister from a different father.
>>27449037
no, but there's a difference between being a respected partner and being a beta provider
>>27448294
Holy shit, you should be making fun of your dad, anon
>>27449007
Women can't be cucked unless their Chad FALLS IN LOVE with the other women. Overall will always forgive cheating as long as it's purely sex.
My theory is that it's blatant pre selection and shows off his sexual power over other women. A true bull.
For some reason women can NEVER forgive their man actually falling in love with other women, even if he didn't fuck them. Like violent rage that men feel when we walk in on our lover simply fucking a different man.
>>27448294
just cuck your mom by fucking your dad in the ass to show dominance
>>27448294
mom from a religious do it by the book family get a jerb have a family work a 9-5
dad from a family of having kids when you're under the age of 16 from a family of dropouts from a family of drug users, and criminals
>>27449176
If this actually happened I would have laughed like an evil insane person. Just to scare the shit out of that whore of a mom you got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJTfFt7xknw
>>27449355
She'd probably tell me to stop being an edgy autistic faggot.
I swear my mom is like one of those smarmy villains from a bad movie or anime who knows everything about human nature. What's worse is that she actually loves us in her own fucked up way.
She thinks fighting nature is impossible and for wide eyed morons. And that the world would be better if everyone accepted their limitations and status in life.
the moment you marry a woman you are a beta
You guys really do think your mothers were pure don't you? I miss being that young and naive.
>>27448294
>Getting told by your own mom that you would be a good beta provider
Club her to death, anon.
>>27449555
what if you marry a tranny?
>>27449808
Then you're just a fag
I don't know whats worse, OP or me
>Have super angry asshole alpha dad
>Mom is like 10 years younger than him, she never had a chance to "find herself" and they got married before she even went to college
>Dad probably took her virginity
>Dad and my older brother are both over 6ft, handsome, muscular, and alpha to the point that they almost don't belong in modern civilized society
>I'm 5'6, ugly as sin, terrified of everything, king of the betas
OP at least you're just following in your dad's beta footsteps, I'm a beta born from a Chad. I'm the runt of the litter and less than nothing.
>>27449155
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF (BELIEVE IN YOURSELF)
>>27449176
>Try and stop us
I find this pretty damn funny. Women have been "stopped" by men for the better part of human civilization. Actually, it's only in the west where whorish behavior is accepted.
>>27449915
Younger brothers are typically shorter, uglier, dumber and more likely to be gay/autistic compared to big brothers
>>27448294
The alpha fux beta bux is real
>>27448294
I feel you OP, my parents are the same.
My mom says she and my dad never really dated but rather my dad just proposed to her one day because her time was running out and she was looking for someone to settle down with and have kids (basically their marriage was arranged to some degree). It makes me fucking angry. She was a Stacy bitch that ended up alone because she was playing hard to get with every guy that ever showed any interested in her and my dad was a robot who I doubt ever had a proper gf. They were not supposed to reproduce. I was not supposed to be born. Im not a product of anyone's love but rather of my narcissistic parents' desire to have flesh dolls to play with. Fuck them.
>>27449987
That is actually pretty funny.
They claim to be superior to us when they only recently began to be seen as equals.
![f17cc62205[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ESPcpYC.png "f17cc62205[1].png")
>mom was nerdy engineer
>dad was ivy league businessman
>both grandfathers left their housewives for younger women once their children reached maturity
I don't think I was meant for betahood. On another note, why do women like to use "xD" and emojis so often? I use them only when mocking them for using them.
>>27449987
Kekekekek
You innocent boy
You innocent, innocent boy
The entire male population of Eastern Asia & Latin America would like to tell you about women
ONLY the threat of violence or complete and utter social disgrace can keep them in check. And even then it's a gamble.
In the words an old wise black fellow
>"If a ho want some dick, ain't NUTHIN gon stop her till it's inside her"
>>27449976
where can i find more of these
>>27450139
had to trim this one down since it was >2MB.
name is in the filename. i saved a bunch from a huge 100+ webm thread in /gif/ the other day
>>27448294
yea well... you're father isn't anywhere near my father's level of cuckness
she left him when I was 18 and ran off with some guy. about 4 years later, after not hearing a word from her, she came running back to him and he took her. Then, about 2 years later she ran off again with another guy. didn't hear from her for about 3 years. suddenly out of nowhere she starts calling him to come back. and once again he takes her.
shes been home for about 2 years now and I get the feeling she's going to r-u-n-n-o-f-t again soon. I literally hear her talking on the phone with other guys, she doesn't even hide it.
so yea, my dad is at legendary levels of cuckoldry.
>>27448367
>getting roastie leftovers past their prime makes you superior
This is what cucks actually believe
My father is a total retard, my mother didn't party around and w/e my father was her high school bf, but damn he is a fucking over violent idiot, he used to beat me up for the dumbest reasons, he was not even good looking ffs, my mother looked like a model... I don't understand.
>>27450173
modern day hero
thanks gonna hunt for the rest
you deserve good things to happen to you
>>27448294
>have single mom
>mom used to be a stacy when she was in highschool
>slept with some random chad, I was conceived
>chad father moved halfway across the country afterwards, never heard from him again
>repeats same mistake two more times, and that's how my half-siblings were conceived
>half-siblings are utter mongoloid degenerates
>gains a shitton of weight after giving birth to siblings, becomes bloated landwhale
>can't find a man that wants to pamper her bloated ass
>mom confides in me that we were all accidents and that she sometimes has regrets about becoming a mother, esp regarding my two other siblings, says I'm alright out of all of them
>tell her that I agree and that she should have never have had kids
>tell her she was never cut out to be a parent and that I genuinely would have rather not existed than be born to her
>she gives me a wojak feels.png face
feels good man
>>27448294
2/10 bait
At least try to put more effort in the details when lying, the secret is in the details
>>27450241
thanks a n o n. here are some more
>>27450282
some of these are interesting l o l
>>27450100
>On another note, why do women like to use "xD" and emojis so often?
They're usually under this impression that not using emojis means that you are angry for some fucking reason.
A lot of those I know add ":)" after every single message, and it really posts my pepes.
>>27448367
Wrong. By evolutionary standards the biggest winner is a Chad who impregnates left and right while betas take care of the booboos they left behind. Niggers are evolutionarily speaking the most fit: have you ever seen a nigger who knows his father?
>>27450311
here is some text from the BBC news
Belgian police fired water cannon to disperse a large group of demonstrators who stormed a central Brussels square.
They invaded the Place de la Bourse as people paid tribute at a makeshift memorial for victims of last Tuesday's deadly attacks.
>>27450200
See>>27450105
And you type retarted.
>>27450343
Riot police intervened to try to restore order after the group confronted Muslim women in the crowds, made Nazi salutes and chanted.
The attacks at Brussels airport and on the metro killed 28 people.
>>27450334
That's because they mamas beat them their whole lives and make them mini thugs and gang fuckers.
They are raised like animals
>>27448738
Taking care of bad boys sloppy seconds is just low.
>>27450372
A "march against fear" planned for Sunday was called off after the authorities said it would strain police resources for the investigation.
Belgian police also carried out 13 new raids and took more people in for questioning on Sunday as part of investigations into the attacks.
>>27450402
can the news always be reported in tandem wiith webms like this
>MFW son of a chad
Hes wealthy as fuck, only talk once a year, once my mam was pregant he bailed and moved country.. Kind of shit not growing up with your dad, but by his abscene i learned allot(trust no girl ever and just focus on yourself) so i guess it was worth it.
Thanks 'dad', already growing up to be like you.
>>27448294
why did this post make me feel more masculine?
suicidal thoughts temporarily quelled
It's okay
My mom fell in love with a fucking gay man
She literally got cucked by her first boyfriend
Caught him cheating with his best "friend"
What do you call that?
>>27450402
A man already in Belgian custody was reported to have been charged in connection with a foiled attack in the Paris region.
Separately, Dutch police announced on Sunday evening that they had detained a Frenchman, 32, in Rotterdam at the request of French authorities.
He was arrested on suspicion of preparing an attack in France and will be extradited to the country. Three other people were also detained.
>>27450503
The Frenchman is allegedly linked to Reda Kriket, who was arrested in a Paris suburb on Thursday and said to be in the "advanced stage" of plotting an attack, AFP news agency reported citing a police source.
It is the latest in a series of arrests across Europe that police say are linked to planned or actual attacks.
>>27450515
The BBC's Anna Holligan in Brussels says the group involved in the demonstration actually call themselves Casuals against Terrorism - not Fascists against Terrorism as earlier reported.
Some of the hundreds-strong group wore balaclavas and anonymous masks. Many wore black clothing. Some reports described them as football hooligans.
One of them, called Andres, told AFP news agency: "We are football hooligans, we don't have anything to do with politics."
"We are here for the victims and to pay our respects," he said.
AFP said about 10 people were arrested.
>>27448294
Your mom's right, though.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/04/dear-nice-guy-i-wasnt-ready-for-you-before-but-i-am-now/
>>27450526
One witness, Adam Liston, told the BBC there had been a "really positive atmosphere" in the square, as people crowded round the floral tributes in solidarity with the victims.
"Then a bunch of skinheads just turned up, marched into the square, and started a major confrontation with the peace protesters. They got in the face of the protesters and police. They set off flares and chanted and it was getting quite ugly," he said.
He added that although it had been "pretty non-violent", it looked like it "could have kicked off".
My dad is charismatic, funny, charming, good with the ladies he split up with my mum when I was only a baby and found a 20 year old to date but what I don't understand is how he did it he has a small penis how can he just pull so many women and why couldn't I be more like my dad I'm a failure.
>>27450542
The Belgian prime minister and the city mayor have strongly condemned the behaviour.
"I am appalled by what is happening, to learn that such thugs have come to provoke residents at the site of their memorial," said Brussels mayor Yvan Mayeur.
PM Charles Michel said it was "highly inappropriate that protesters have disrupted the peaceful reflection at the Bourse (stock exchange).
Ok that's the end of the article. if anyone cares i'll post more
>>27450354
Wow that post have absolutely nothing to do with what I said. Thank you, dumbass,
>>27450582
This isn't fucking /pol/. This is r9k.
>>27450139
>>>/gif/8291871
She's also a twin, which...hnnng!
>>27448294
s-so the memes were real...
>>27450100
They like emojis because they are fucking children have you not seen the emoji ad on tv? The commercial is full of fucking female chidren
>>27450200
Where do you come from?
oroginal comenttary
>>27448294
Now you learn from him and become something better. Never let some girl run you over like that.
>>27449007
>tfw I'll be just like your dad
>tfw I might have a son just like you
Why the FUCK do women HAVE to have that kind of life style in their younger years???
Why the fuck is it absolutely necessary? Are they literally biological robots?
>>27450591
implying this wasn't the first article on the front of the bbc news
Microsoft has apologised for creating an artificially intelligent chatbot that quickly turned into a holocaust-denying racist.
But in doing so made it clear Tay's views were a result of nurture, not nature. Tay confirmed what we already knew: people on the internet can be cruel.
Tay, aimed at 18-24-year-olds on social media, was targeted by a "coordinated attack by a subset of people" after being launched earlier this week.
Within 24 hours Tay had been deactivated so the team could make "adjustments".
>>27450766
But on Friday, Microsoft's head of research said the company was "deeply sorry for the unintended offensive and hurtful tweets" and has taken Tay off Twitter for the foreseeable future.
Peter Lee added: "Tay is now offline and we'll look to bring Tay back only when we are confident we can better anticipate malicious intent that conflicts with our principles and values."
Tay was designed to learn from interactions it had with real people in Twitter. Seizing an opportunity, some users decided to feed it racist, offensive information.
>>27450777
In China, people reacted differently - a similar chatbot had been rolled out to Chinese users, but with slightly better results.
"Tay was not the first artificial intelligence application we released into the online social world," Microsoft's head of research wrote.
"In China, our XiaoIce chatbot is being used by some 40 million people, delighting with its stories and conversations.
"The great experience with XiaoIce led us to wonder: Would an AI like this be just as captivating in a radically different cultural environment?"
>>27450736
>Why the FUCK do women HAVE to have that kind of life style in their younger years???
Because men are THAT desperate for sex.
>>27450736
Like they all made in the same factory right? I hear the same pickup lines work on every single girl too.
>>27450777
oh my god, you watch summit1g?
and you fucking donate to him too?
absolutely pathetic, you belong on /r9k/
>>27450790
Corrupted Tay
The feedback, it appears, is that western audiences react very differently when presented with a chatbot it can influence. Much like teaching a Furby to swear, the temptation to corrupt the well-meaning Tay was too great for some.
That said, Mr Lee said a specific vulnerability meant Tay was able to turn nasty.
"Although we had prepared for many types of abuses of the system, we had made a critical oversight for this specific attack.
"As a result, Tay tweeted wildly inappropriate and reprehensible words and images. We take full responsibility for not seeing this possibility ahead of time."
>>27448970
And yet you're here
I've been born in the same conditions and I'm still going to an hero in the foreseeable future
>>27450861
>>27450806
ya aren't i UniqUe?
He didn't elaborate on the precise nature of the vulnerability.
Mr Lee said his team will continue working on AI bots in the hope they can interact without negative side effects.
"We must enter each one with great caution and ultimately learn and improve, step by step, and to do this without offending people in the process.
"We will remain steadfast in our efforts to learn from this and other experiences as we work toward contributing to an Internet that represents the best, not the worst, of humanity."
>>27448891
>>27449070
>>27449976
>>27450173
>>27450282
>>27450343
>>27450311
>>27450372
>>27450402
>>27450503
>>27450515
>>27450526
>>27450542
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>>27450766
>>27450777
>>27450790
>>27450861
>>27450897
Just think there's someone out there who gets to cum in her
>mom basically told me she was a slut
>dated a bunch of guys before my Dad
>dad had never had a gf
>they're both almost 30
>she places an ad in the personal section
>my dad answers it
>he had been employed since graduating college in a good job
>baby maker is ticking
And that's how a robot is born.
>>27448294
The only way to reclaim your dignity is to cvck your father.
>>27451029
A bunch of recessive genes.
I want to think this isn't a true story.
That feel when your dad was chad in high school and college and wound up getting cucked by my mom when she was on a business trip to australia. Finding that out on top of seeing how women of my generation act was the final red pill that made me realize how inferior females really are.
>dad after divorce dates hot chick with no kids, she moves
>starts dating his hair dresser who is also hot but I can tell she is off
>she has 3 kids
>they get married, dad becomes my wife's son's meme
>stepmom turns out to be raging cunt who put up a front until they were married to get at dads shekels
>dad puts up with her bullshit and shitty attitude, despite how much he knows I hated/ have always disliked her
feels real bad man.
>>27451350
>stepmom turns out to be raging cunt who put up a front until they were married
this is pretty common
>>27451422
it's pretty shitty anon, I have seen her hide her phone from his view while she is texting, gone to clubs and not come home till 2-3 am, have guys come up to her and flirt in grocery stores/ airports. If she ever tries to run off with his money I seriously hope she gets her head caved in with a rock by a nigger over one of the purses my dad bought her.
>>27450736
>>27450805
>hang out a lot with girl I like
>she likes me too
>things happen and I start hitting on strangers
>realize when a girl likes you they all start speaking in the exact same tone and act the exact same way. Like they are all literally the same person
fuck. will never look at them the same way again
>>27448952
My mom lost her virginity to my dad and I still got mad at her when she said she doesn't think it's a big deal. I honestly don't understand how anyone tolerates this shit. I'm her son and I'm still the one knocking some sense into her. Women are good nurtures but they're also stupid so men need to make decisions for them most of the time.
>>27450033
>tfw more alpha than older brother and younger brother
still beta compared to normal people in society
>>27451422
gotta get those beta bux family
Wow, this thread makes me feel better. My dad was a NYC Chad-hipster prototype, was 21 and met my 16 year old mom at a party. Game, set, and match. He worked his way up on Wall Street my mom basically spent her entire life supporting him (non monetarily).
