post conversations with your significant other
happy easter r9k
>>27447619
no significant other, but the last conversation i had with my oneitis crush was earlier this month, and consisted of me calling her a 'mathemagician' to the reply of "lol not me"
does anyone know if it gives the "... is now typing" if you scroll through chat logs on snapchat? i can't let that happen but i'd love to see what we talked about before, i have forgotten all of it
i'm interested in seeing your convos robots
>>27447619
>significant other
>>27447619
This is the worst thread I have ever seen on /r9k/.
Get out.
>>27447836
>>27447882
this thread was created knowing salty frogposters would bump it with their hatred
you're fueling the fire
>she wants kids
I hate normies.
Not surprisingly this comment is unoriginal.
>>27447772
when you scroll trought logs it dosent show but make sure you saved the convo. if you click on chat input it might show even if you dont type yet.
Woke up early for a jog. Made breakfast while listening to him narrate mine craft on twitch.
Best way to wake up in the morning
Met him on r9k btw
>another barely not a virgin has a lame forced "quirky" relationship
I'd rather be lonely than talk like this
This is place is becoming more like /b/ every day... Normalfags have destroyed that board. No need to destroy this board too.
>>27447619
he's v sweet, we dont text much just skype after work/school
>>27448262
>I'd rather be lonely than talk like this
i have wonderful news for you
>>27448253
that's precious
>"Hey"
Seen July, 2014
>>27448300
this isn't your board. if you weren't on /r9k/ since its creation in 2008 you have no claim to it
>>27448382
>Normies have been using /r9k/ longer than me
I can't take this shit anymore,
>>27447619
>tfw you fucking pleb casuals will never know how amazing it feels to be a filthy kinky heathen degenerate
>>27448253
>>27448324
>talking about sex
Disgusting
>>27448458
fuckin sign me up
Why are these posts always full of such middle school tier cringe-worthy forced quirky messages?
>>27448253
>Kisses after every normal text.
Jesus cringe.
>>27447619
A selection.
>>27448500
welcome to dating my friend
>>27448500
because not everyone is a boring super serious autismo
>>27448544
I refuse to believe this is what dating is like. Maybe to a robot but not to a normie that we all strive to be
>>27448552
You can be quirky without forcing it to stupid standards. Look at Dostoevsky
>>27448572
if your not a complete chad or stacy then yeah man its like this. ive experienced it myself
>inb4 normie shit
>>27448601
nothing is being "forced" though
>>27448637
That seems pretty forced to me. >look how cuteesy and quirky I am???
Probably talked about superhero movies after that too.
>>27448535
Another.
Pretty much sweet nothings and stuff about food, since we live together.
>>27448502
Hahhahaha! Didn't feel weird when we text. There's always a pause in between, a few minutes here and there.
But yeah reading it like that is kinda weird
>>27448696
jeez you are just full of bitterness
good luck finding a girl to tolerate it
pic related your personality
>>27448696
don't take yourself so seriously, anon
further proof it's not even worth being a normalfag. just slay club sloots and be done with it.
>>27448500
When you've been together almost a decade, there is no need to use grammar or put on a front.
>>27448535
>>27448719
adorable
keep her
>>27448839
How are these cutesy, loving conversations proof of that?
>>27448719
Holy fuck that was hard to read. Did you and your 'girlfriend' both drop out of 6th grade together?
>>27448844
Man triple dubs
Checked
Everything this person says is the absolute truth of the universe.
Your numbers brought Jesus back to life
no girls like talking to me so have this instead.
>>27448839
club sloots aren't going to give you children. you cant grow old with them or love them
>>27448871
pic related
tfw gf you can b urself around
>>27448918
Thats pretty good anon. She won't be saying nope when she finds out you were the psychopath.
>>27448253
More, I think he was really sweet here, he says things like that once in a while and sometimes I stay up reading them again and again.
Been together for a year plus now
>>27448918
i laughed
>>27448934
i laughed again
pic is in response to me asking her if she knows what spooning is
>>27448253
>>27448983
Fucking disgusting degenerate slut
>>27448855I'm her,but I'll definitely keep him.
>>27448871
I only talk like that to him, and only online. I'm a graduate student in literature and read for most of every day. That doesn't mean I don't act silly sometimes.
>>27448987
forgot pic
KV gfs are the best
>>27448934
underage fags are using cock.li now?
I must inform /g/
>>27449024
I'll have you know I'm an upstanding cryptocitizen and older than you but the bants too stronk.
>>27449019
Holy fuck roasties sure are dumb. And by silly do you mean "mentally impeded child that talks like a nigger on instagram comments"? Sure nailing it.
double barrel shotgun to my fucking head
>these people are fulfilling their animal purpose
>you arent
we need /wiz/
>>27449057
That's actually exactly what we're going for. Where do you think the "bae" comes from? It's a steady degeneration from when we began calling each other "babe", but also took turns at "bib", "beb", "bub", "babush", "butt", "bin" and "bleen".
maybe being a normie isn't so bad
>>27448253
>>27448983
More, sorry to spam but I don't have people to share this with.
He always makes fun of me, saying that I'm an old hag that likes to complain. But that's just how we love each other.
Man, I love him so much
>>27448934
tfw pol gf
>>27448696
god i'm a girl and i agree with this. these messages are shit, this isn't what it has to be. sure theres cutesy stuff in all relationships but the messages in this thread are super cringey
>>27449143
Why would anyone who lives with each other say much of interest through instant messaging? You just talk to them. They're in the same place as you.
>>27449132
She sounds insufferable
>>27449143
>>27448696
you two should date
you can be curmudgeons together
>>27448868
because they're cringey as fuck? it's so weird to me how you're all encouraging each other, these messages are embarassing
>>27449143
>god i'm a girl
Nobody
NOBODY cares that you have a wet gash between your legs
Fuck off attention whore
I don't care how much you "agree" to try and fit in and get attention. You will never be fucking welcome here
You're just as cancerous as every normie and degenerate slut ITT
>>27449164
She's actually solid gold and 9/10 but muh nogs.
>>27449185
It's not like they're something often shared. They're private conversations between two people who've been as intimate as people are capable of being. I mean, there's no point in shame between a longstanding couple. It'll be destroyed anyway as soon as kids happen, or after any major surgery.
>>27449185
>these messages are embarassing
but no one is embarassed except the people with opinions that don't count
i'm proud of being a cringey sappy fuck around my gf. i would hate to be so bitter and self conscious that i have to moderate everything i say
I wish we could old school perma van ALL roasties, underage b% style. They don't fucking belong here.
This thread is giving me really abstract feels. Like it feels good reading these, but awful at the same time knowing I will never experience this
>>27449109
You sound like a pair of nigger dipshits, congrats.
>>27449217
>OH NOES NOT POPPING BUBBLE GUM
/pol/ shit aside she's an annoying cunt
Also fuck off normo
>>27449248
shut up
/r9k/ isn't your board
please refer to
>>27448382
you're the newfag here
>>27449269
>going all caps
angry cuck detected
This thread made me look through my messages with the only girlfriend I've ever had at 15 years old
I am crying at the moment, knowing no girl will ever like me that way again
>>27449288
>defending another man's gf being an obnoxious cunt because she might claim to believe in the same things as you
Yeah sure anon
>>27449293
Damn nigga, delete those.
Don't leave that shit around to do that to yourself with.
>>27449196
Femanon here
We can be robots too, I have only had sex with 4 guys and they all used me
>>27449252
>>27449293
stop it. once you give up hope you slowly start to die
i was khv until age 22 when i met my 19 yr old khv gf. elliott rodger was 22 and he gave up hope
>>27449161
i'm not asking you to say something of interest, i'm asking you to spare me of this secondhand embarrassment i get every time i read one of these chats. is that too much to ask?
>>27449309
>Baaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww - you
go away, normalshit
>>27449320
I sincerely hope this is a fucking joke
>>27449342
>defends roasties
>calls anyone else a normie
Reddit is that way >>>/r/eddit
why don't you have a weeb bf to talk about anime and tanks with?
>>27449282
Kill yourself, roastie scum. You've got your own board.
It's called /b/ and /soc/
Now fuck off.
>>27449282
Of course I was around in 2008 when r9k started you dumb fat slut. That's the reason I want you all to leave. I know how much better it is without you fucking wasted sexual creatures here.
>>27449196
i wasn't saying it for attention you fucking retard, i said it because these people genuinely think their cringey chats are perfectly okay and that the only people who disagree are virgin robots.
>>27449337
here's a thought
close your eyes
or just click x
I'm glad none of you are my bf/gf. You all suck at being cool.
>>27449223
okay well if y'all have been together for a long time then give me something that doesn't hurt to read, thanks in advanced
>>27449382
Get out roastie you aren't welcome
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>27449364
It's not a joke, most girls have had over 20 sexual partners believe it or not
Guys mess me around and used me for sex just as girls keep guys as orbiters and use you for free stuff and validation, how are we different?
>>27447619
>Gf: find me a couples thread, bitch.
>Me: ok, lets go on r9k.
>>27449426
Get out you fucking norman
>>27449372
i'm a male. you're a sad, lonely pepe with no gf. you're a newfag on your own board. get over it
>>27449375
you're full of shit. you normie hating feelfags didnt show up until 2011. back in the day you could discuss relationship and talk about your gf without getting attacked by spiteful virgins thinking they own the place
This thread is comfy.
Normies, post moar. I wanna see how love looks like in text message form.
>>27449336
I'm already 24 senpai, it's already over. Just nothing but hookers/escorts for me
>>27449388
heres a thought
i can stay in this thread and make normies like you upset that your conversations are pleb shit :))))))))))
>>27449364
>BAWWWWWWWW r-r-r-reddit
absolute ragie norman, get out
>>27449431
gb2reddit you fucking faggot
>>27449456
>you're a sad lonely pepe with no gf
You really got him good with your meme talk.
>>27449415
don't give a shit, staying here forever ^____^
>>27449464
it's not over, don't doom yourself
>>27449465
i'm so upset that you're bumping the thread i posted with your butthurt
>>27449492
Nice reddit post whore
>>27449364
>This autist trying to do it for free.
Are you like r9k's self appointed hall monitor?
>>27449337
You could just stop reading them, y'know.
I don't find my recent conversations cringey, but the way we talked eight years ago when we started dating is awful to read back over. Mostly for the excessive emoticons. And the fucking tildes.
me: :O heey~
him: eye feel like crud
me: D: me too, i has a cold~ why do you feel bad?
him: dunno
him: just all tired and icky
him: iloveyou
him: i go bed
me: ;_; i love you too, and good niight~!
him: :3
him: also: read my story :3
me: X3 chii, i willl~
>>27449398
We've lived together for almost all of that really long time. Dunno that we've ever corresponded in a meaningful way online. If I have more than a few words to say, I'll just say them out loud.
>>27449489
his life is an /r9k/ meme
>>27449456
Back in the way day it actually was mostly /b/ 2. There wasn't feels posting until it got deleted and remade. Regardless, female posters were way less tolerated than nowadays thanks to le epic tits or gtfo.
Girls are to r9k like Indians are to pol
fucking shitting outside self obvious scum
>>27449523
>Dunno that we've ever corresponded in a meaningful way online. If I have more than a few words to say, I'll just say them out loud.
Exactly this.
>>27449543
that's not true though, i've met some of my female friends on 2010 era /r9k/. you're just identifying with the women hating minority of the board because you harbor bitterness towards women
>>27449543
You're dumb as shit.
I've been here since this board opened and it used to be 24/7 retail stories, retard stories and teachers coming home from work as well as relationship advice and people used to pretend they were gentlemen etc/people used to freely exchange contact info and didn't post fucking frogs or piss bottles.
>>27448438
Well yeah this board wasn't autism central when it started. It was a bunch of old tripfags reminiscing about old /b/, and after that it was basically /adv/, and then it was all about long original stories that went on for multiple threads which eventually devolved into greentext threads once the whole ">implying" thing became a meme. Somewhere along the line it turned into this though.
>>27448438
>believing faggot redditors
No anon
>>27449649
>being this mad that your secret club isn't what you thought
>>27449368
How can you even talk about anime? It's shallow shit.
>>27448438
Good, fuck off.
>Frogposters thinking they belong here, or anywhere.
NORMIES
FUCKING NORMIES
EIUFWHEUIF
>>27448601
are you >>27448696
Dostoevsky is patrician, and I salute you (assuming you actually read past high school c&p) but you really need to lighten up. I know half the shit here on this thread is against what Mr. Fyodor pushes but it's how millenials are.
frogs on suicide watch
nothing new
>>27449637
Oh man, I've only been on /r9k/ for a year, but this sounds like heaven
>>27449773
>frogs think because they've degenerated to almost bestial levels of pathetic that robots should have done so too.
>frogs don't realize they're close enough to hedonistic, pleasure seeking, sex obsessed normals to just be failed normies.
f u c k o f f f r o g s
>>27448792
>>27448776
I don't. I can't believe that if you don't talk like an insecure retard trying to differntiate themselves through muh random cute words you're apparently lifeless.
>>27448458
new HIGHLY ORIGINAL convo
>>27449828
how would you talk to your gf oh supreme master of relationships
>>27449793
>>27449793
It was pretty good, but then somewhere it became a cultural battleground or something, then it got normies attention, actual normies, and frogs attention and they came here to vomit insecurities and politics and all that shit and paid shills come here to post about black dicks or their new pussy slaying book or whatever the fuck.
Then all the emotionally stunted 'normies' appeared with their endless dick lust and 'y wont this girl on facebook love me' etc
>>27449845
living the fucking dream
>not my bf but pretty damn close
>complicated.jpg>baby daddy
>>27449845
>tfw no blood loving gf to drown with my blood and drink hers
Haha JUST END my LIFE senpai.
>>27449845
pretty sure your 'gf' is a tranny, too masculine in desires
>>27449906
Degenerate slut get the fuck out you worthless whore
>>27449916
>he doesn't realize that I'm the gf
don't you know how skype works? ya dingus.
I promise I'm not a fucking tranny.
>>27449912
>>27449896
one day your macabre princess will come.all over your duvet.
>>27449912
my high school gf had a thing for blood, i remember cutting my hand somehow while we're outside the school waiting for bus pickup and she sucks on it until it's totally clean
felt weird but good
Are half of these even supposed to be comprehensible English?
This is horrible. You're all literally teenagers or absolute sexual deviants.
>>27449852
He'd probably write her longform letters on nice stationary, go put it in their mailbox and tell her to go check the mail when he gets back inside.
Which actually sounds very adorable.
>>27448458
>dude heathens lmao
>>27449989
I bet women love your perfectly written skype poetry.
This was yesterday
>>27450051
>Claims to love you.
>Doesn't want to be with you or make it work.
I got bad news for you pal.
>>27450014
It's not like you talk to your SO the same way you talk to peers and coworkers.
>>27450036
I will literally rape you to death
>>27449828
Dude, cut down on the Soviet philosophy and Slavic/balkan folk.
I screenshotted it because we were in a strange, painful limbo period and this was really nice.
>>27450074
How are you going to do that when I got all your magic tree power?
>>27450096
Oooooooooooh fuck, he's got you now.
>she tryin to get her dick hard with your bones n shit
>can't cus you're operating proper burial rights and mourning proceedures and proselyting heathens with light n shit
baller
My wife and I are really corny when I think about it.
>>27450096
>implying I'm actually pagan
I'm just a weirdo. I don't need trees or anything else to be a fucking freak.
>>27448458
>fantasizing about murdering eachother for sexual pleasure
>calling your self mommy
>getting off to drinking blood
You and your BF are sketchy as fuck, no offense, Senpai
>>27449852
>oh no he doesn't talk in forced cutesy ways dae weeaboo talk is quirky
who else /blocked by their oneitis/ here?
>>27450169
>oh no he talks to his gf however he wants better put a stop to it
>>27450137
>Charlemagne
>Proselytizing
Not quiteSaxons deserved everything they got tbqh
>>27450143
You're basically the same as every irl Neo-Pagan then :^)
>>27450201
You're content with that talk, good for you. I don't recall saying you in particular should stop. Why are you getting so defensive over this?
>>27450201
brah, don't you know, women only want you if you obey the instructions as per the Gentleman's PUA manual chapter 69, paragraph 12, which states 'ayy baby u wan sum fug'
>>27450155
none taken, it's not a lifestyle everyone can get off to
but damn does it feel good if you're into it.
btw we take turns. sometimes I'm mommy and he's my forceful little boy. sometimes he's daddy and I'm his innocent princess. incest play is fun. try a kink once in a while!
>>27450228
>I don't recall saying you in particular should stop
>Anonymous you in particular should stop
?????
I think this is kinda sorta cute.
She's my GF since 2 days, I just feel so happy. I don't even know why I'm still here.
>>27450169
Why not actually answer? We're not mocking you for whatever way you go about it. It's for the way you're mocking others.
I'd write my husband long, thought out letters if we had ever lived apart, like if he had ever served overseas or I had gone to school in a different city for a while. But there was never any need to. If we're apart and need to talk about something important, we just call.
>>27450262
>I like dick
>I like dick too
typical germans
>>27450262
Oh and because some of you are'nt into krautlanguage, it's basicially just telling us good night.
>tfw thought I'd be in here
>tfw reliefwew
>>27450301
'I'm spending the night with Ahmed <333'
'okay baby i love you dont forget my bank card'
>>27450254
aw this is nice
>>27450206
>that one guy with the niche history interest who makes jokes nobody gets
>but he still cool
I want to get all of you together in one thread, from all across 4chan and watch you create a modern epic.
>>27450141
this makes me happy for you and not just jealous
This is sadly pretty representative of us. We haven't been 100% "together" since about a year ago.
>>27450398
>>>/his/
>>27450446
I forgot my frustrating image.
>>27450398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY
:^)
>>27450279
ya im a grill...................................ya im thoughtful...............wats the big deal lol
>>27448918
I don't get how people decide to fuck up there chances like that, was she a bitch? I don't get it, Can't you just be normal when writing texts?
>>27450279
>mu husband
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My perverted boyfriend and I were in a call at the time.
>>27450155
We do it too. :^)
>>27450569
Met him on /r9k/ even, anon.
>>27450303
>tfwburde
>>27450599GETOUTFUCKING NORMON
>>27450588
Edit: okay wait it's not that degenerate
>>27450622
frogpoasties still on suicide watch
>>27450588
I despise you
I hope both of you get fucking shot by niggers
>>27450645
Why do you despise me?
>>27450665
Fuck off reddit normie degenerates
>>27448458
Goddamn, you are truely deprived. I love it. I want it.
Here's another one, she wanted a slice of cheesecake.
>>27450692
when are you buying your exit bag?
>>27450645
come on nig, they're just taboo riders
we all know those two fegs are too unstable to last
>>27450729
ok my sweet
cringe
>>27450756
You should see all the pet names I have for her.
>>27450588
>>27450251
Not to sound like a whiteknight or anything, but I don't understand how you could have such violent fantasies about someone you claim you love
>>27450802
Whats violent about saying cum in my mouth mommy???
>>27450692
Here is more.
>>27450734
>fags
We are hetero.
>>27450802
How is it violent? We just decided to do it recently.
>>27450802
You're talking to normies
They don't feel love
>>27450863
you'll never feel it either
>>27450863
>implying only normies do this
>>27450934
No need to be so salty. Nobody told you to put your personal texts out in public
>>27450802
there's something inherently violent about sex.
or inherently sexual about violence?
it's a fetish/fantasy thing. I don't understand people with foot fetishes. you don't understand people with sub/dom or blood or necro fetishes. that's fine. me and my bf get off on the same things. that's why we get along so well.
well, there are other reasons. but that's one of them.
are you totally vanilla, or do you have any fetish or kink at all?
>>27450715
it's truly great to find someone who is just as deprived as you are. it's magical.
it feels good knowing no matter how much of a naughty, kinky whore I am, he'll still fuck the shit out of me, chain me to the bedpost and beat me till my ass bleeds.
he's such a good daddy <3
>>27450958
If you can get into a relationship of any kind you're a normie
So yes
>>27450968
why would i be salty? i have a cute gf
>>27450976
Then how can non-normies feel love?
>>27450185
kek soon, you got kicked out of orbit
>>27450976
I only have one friend and a boyfriend. How is that normie? I also suffer from anxiety and on meds. Probably a higher dosage soon.
>>27451038
>How is that normie?
Because a robot couldn't get either of those
>>27451005
We don't. Don't even know how it feels, we can only imagine.
>>27451089
A robot can when her boyfriend is really patient and gets along so easily with her.
>>27451089
We met here. He lives 5 hours away.
>>27450303
now you must post senpai
show us what love looks likeso we can live through you
>>27451120
You aren't a robot if you're capable of getting a bf whore
>>27451131
Normies leave
These are all so embarrassing and cringeworthy. I've never felt happier to be alone. I didn't realize this is how normies talk to each other, I assumed the love was shown through gestures and generally unspoken. I can barely get through these screenshots it's so comical. It's like seeing two 12 year olds.
Also notice how a lot of them are just
>I feel bad about myself, validate me real quick
It seems 99% of relationships are just two people licking each other's wounds until one cheats. This is comical. What happened to genuine, quiet, functional love?
>>27451038
You don't have fucking "anxiety" you stupid ugly attention-whoring narcissistic fucking cunt, fuck I hate females so goddamn much
>>27451131
Any companionship at all is normie. I don't even want sex, just companionship. But I never will, and I've more or less come to terms with that. You do have companionship, which is the difference
>>27451158
Why are you assuming text messages are the only way a couple communicates?
>>27451155
Get the fuck out this thread if you have no screencaps to post. You're taking up vital space.
>>27451204
Get the fuck off my planet normie
End yourself
>>27451185
1. Because we're on /r9k/ so I assume half of these are LDR
2. Because even if this is just one part of it, it's embarrassing. Adults do not/should not talk like this to each other, there's so little self awareness and it's clear each is using the other for some validation.
Don't get me started on the one where it's just two people talking about how much they want to fuck until they die. So disgusting, they can barely express themselves, and all they care to express is their animal instincts.
>>27451120
>fembot meme
It's 100x easier for a girl to get a relationship than a guy. Pls stop
>>27451227
>It's 100x easier for a girl to get a relationship than a guy. Pls stop
then who are the girls getting in relationships with???
>>27451221
Asking the other person to get them food isn't really using someone for validation.
So are you in the camp advocating all communication should be with the best grammar possible? Don't you think some people like to unwind from that? Instead of "my dear," occasionally devolving into "hun bun"?
>>27451155
Never.
>>27451172
Rude, just rude. :^)
>>27451182
Go make a thread about it and cry there. If you have nothing to offer than leave this thread.
>>27451216
You leave this thread or hide it. You arent welcomed here.
just a reminder that if you came here after 2011 you're a filthy newfag and you're the one who doesn't belong no matter how much bile you spit about normies
>>27451158
keep in mind, these are the most cringy reddit-tier normies that typically shit up this place, but yeah. it's not all candle lit dinners on the yacht.
>>27451281
Fuck off cumdumpster
I hope you shoot yourself when your bf dumps you
I'm definitely killing myself
>>27451227
So tired of this meme.
Yea, most girls out there can get fucked immediately if they wanted to. Because men horny fucks that will fuck anything with a hole.
But 90 percent of men are fucking gross, including all of you on this board.
Saying a girl can get a man to fuck her whenever she wants is like living in a vat of rotten moldy big macs and saying that I can eat a delicious burger whenever I want.
Fact: Women take way more care in their appearance than men do. Maybe if you werent all such gross piss babies, you'd be able to find a girl willing to fuck you.
>>27451281
Your bait is bad, try a bit harder next time. It's gotta seem genuine, this is clearly your an attempt to upset people
>>27451306
I've been here since 2008, anon. I've likely been on the internet longer than some of the "robots" here have been alive.
>>27451271
That's one conversation out of the 10 or 15 that have been posted.
Not really, I don't care if people misspell and use poor grammar. I wouldn't date them if they did, but I don't give a shit if someone wants to be stupid on their own time.
Nothing wrong with silly nicknames either. That's not what I was talking about.
>>27451319
You're literally proving his point. Most women ignore all but the top percentage of men, and that top percentage isn't hard to seduce. I hope this is bait
>>27451338
The fuck are you on about you retard, shut the fuck up.
>>27451306
I guess so. It takes a special kind of lack of self-awareness to post your cringeworthy conversations on here thinking it will make you look "cool" for having an SO when really they're just embarrassing.
I'm not talking about sappy romance either, I just mean quiet, genuine love and care for one another. Independent but happy to be together love, love that lasts. You can tell in all of these conversations the relationships will be over in a few months.
>>27451328
That definitely makes your conversations not cringeworthy at all and you are so cool now that I know that :)
>>27451319
That's why I'm saying it's harder. The man is expected to do all the work, face lots of painful rejection, lower their standards, risk looking like a fool, etc
No need for a personal attack, I don't hate women or anything, it just drives me up the wall when women try to relate "lol im lonely too xd xd". C'mon.
>>27451361
why would we pay attention to the dregs?
clean yourselves up for once, you literal bags of shit.
if I put care and attention into my appearance, I want to date someone who does the same, and I'm not going to settle for a big fat crybaby.
>>27451338
Most people don't talk with that level of offhand and loose comfort with someone they've just met. That would give a bad impression. When you've been together for a long time, pet names and "sweet nothings" are something almost all loving couples fall into.
>>27451386
Sorry anon, but mine's been going for more than eight years now.
>>27451373
Great rebuttal, you ignored everything I said in my original post making assumptions about me, I said they were wrong, and now you have nothing to say.
Not surprised if you posted one of these screenshots, you have no self awareness.
>>27451328
you can say you've been coming here for as long as you'd like, but you people are the ones who shitpost most aggressively. You should take it /b/ or /s4s/
>>27451386
i posted the thread and ive had my gf for over a year. maybe you don't know what you're talking about
>>27451319
>piss babies
Go back to tumblr, you miserable fucking wench.
Also
>Because men horny fucks that will fuck anything with a hole. (on appearance)
>Women take way more care in their appearance than men do. Maybe if you werent all such gross piss babies (by focusing on appearance)
dumb cunt, maybe if you were thinking about more than what physical components make your vagina wet then chad wouldnt have broke your little 14 year old heart and turned you into a lipstick lesbian
from a non cunt vagina
>>27451413
Congratulations anon, I am happy for you. I hope it lasts, you are an outlier and I very much respect long term relationships. No sarcasm at all, great job.
You might be right about the first part, but in my experience, almost every time people talk to each other like this, it usually means they are young and naive. In your situation, I may be wrong, there are exceptions to every rule.
From earlier today
I am not a robot anymore
>>27451460
theres nothing wrong with young and naive. people with fewer previous partners statistically last way longer
>>27451440
>over a year
WHAOOAOOAAOOAOAO HOW DID YOU DO IT!!!
Nah, I said it will be over in a few months, meaning in a few months from now. Over a year is not a long time at all. I know, I used to be like you, I had a gf once, we talked like this, soon after the 1-1.5 year mark, it got less sappy. Just give it some time.
There are exceptions of course, like the guy who has been in it for 8 years, but 1 year is really not a long time at all when it comes to relationships, especially young ones. It just seems like a long time to you because you are probably very young. Not an insult, just a statement.
>>27451460
Well, how often would you have experience hearing what other long-term couples say to each other in private? It's not the talk they do in front of others. I can't imagine many other situations you'd come across that, besides these kinds of threads on anonymous imageboards.
>>27451310
I'm not suicidal and it is impossible to be depressed on this medication. Life is good.
>>27451324
How am I baiting you? I'm confused...
We aren't the only couple in the world who does this.
>>27451401
>I put care and attention into my appearance
No, I'm sure you're just the same slightly overweight make-up caked girl that everyone else is
>>27451485
There is a different. I am on your side, I hate sleeping around, I hate the idea of people having more than a couple partners. But young and naive is not equal to low partner count and mature relationships. They may have some correlation because if you're young you haven't had the time to sleep around yet, but correlation is not causation.
Holy shit you guys are so fucking pathetic, mfw me and my gf are literally laughing at how fucking dumb you are.
we are overrun with normies.
>>27448253
Kek, you kids crack me up. Just wait until the honeymoon phase is over.
t. Have gf
>>27451488
a year is pretty long compared to most. especially for young people. and no, the sappiness doesn't wear off until you allow it to. perhaps she ended it with you after a year because she couldnt deal with your shit attitude any longer
>>27451495
I am speaking from my experience of seeing the communication between a short-term couple (sub-two years) many many times. They look very similar to this, so I assume the posters who post them are young.
>>27451510
*difference sorry
>>27451519
>daddy
Your relationship has a 2 year lifespan at most.
>>27451502
>come to board with a reputation for feelfags and a hatred of normal people
>"hey everyone post in my /soc/ tier thread! :^)"
>"what! How am I baiting you???"
seriously if you weren't fishing for attention and (you)s you would've posted this on /soc/
>>27451319
>Fact: Women take way more care in their appearance than men do
>this dumb cunt actually believesthis
>>27451519
I don't mind being a virgin though
>>27451538
A year is not long by any standard. The average length of a relationship is 2 years and 9 months.
>no the sappiness doesn't wear off until you allow it to
You're right, I got sick of it because sappiness is just two people lying to each other. Eventually you realize that neither of you REALLY think that you are both the most attractive, smartest, coolest, funniest human beings on Earth. I stopped using it with her first.
See >>27451532
The honeymoon phase typically does not last more than 1.5 years, tops. Maybe I'm just a cynical bastard, or my self esteem is too low, but I don't buy into all the flattering shit people say to each other.
senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai lol
I wouldn't be able to deal with a gf like the ones in this thread. I don't think I've enjoyed a person's company in a long long time. People are always so irritating
>>27451319
>gross piss babies
>>27451562
let me free you of your delusions child
>>27451519
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOUF FUCKING PPIEC OF SHIT
IF I EVER SAW YOU IN PRESON ID SMASH YOUR FUCKIN SKULL IN HALF
