>tfw dick is too big >on the few opportunities I've

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2016-03-27 22:30:40 Post No. 27446659
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:30:40 Post No. 27446659 [Report]

>tfw dick is too big
>on the few opportunities I've had to fuck women they've always told me it was big in a way that indicated it was a problem and had to keep changing positions to find a comfortable one

>tfw I can last a really long time during sex
>I last so long that the women get tired before I'm even close to being done
>blowjobs are my favourite but my size combined with my stamina means their jaws start aching before I can finish.

I feel like nature has played a cruel joke on me. Anyone else /gonetoofar/?

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:32:40 Post No.27446704
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:32:40 Post No.27446704 [Report]

Why do normies think they can come to /r9k/ and spew this shit

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:34:45 Post No.27446751
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:34:45 Post No.27446751 [Report]

>muh dick is too big
Oh boy I feel so sorry for you m8. That truly is an unbearable curse.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:36:25 Post No.27446785
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:36:25 Post No.27446785 [Report]

>>27446751

I'd rather be too small than too big. At least then I wouldn't just get stopped due to discomfort.

>>27446704

Hey, I'm still going to die alone. Those few opportunities are very, very few and none of them ended in a relationship.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:40:22 Post No.27446863
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:40:22 Post No.27446863 [Report]

>>27446659
You just gotta find a blown out roastie

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:51:51 Post No.27447109
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:51:51 Post No.27447109 [Report]

>>27446785
>I'd rather be too small than too big.
It destroys any self-esteem you might have so you'll never have a chance to get laid anyway. I would absolutely rather have a large cock that I couldn't use properly than a small one that I hope nobody ever sees.