Who /paranoid/ here?
>Fairly certain friends and parents talk about me behind my back
>I'm the weird and strange one
>Why do you never come out bro
>Why do you never want to meet new people
>>27444907
Are you afraid of people?
Are you overly polite?
Aww Doggos.
>>27444941
No. Just absolutely avoidant.
>>27444941
Hey that's me!
Fuck off robotbl0x
>friends
>I'm so weird and quirky :3
kys
>>27444907
>Getting called weird and strange all the time makes you feel anxious, convicted, more guarded, causing you to spend more time in isolation thus becoming weirder.
I want to get off the ride.
Was never paranoid more like i hated hanging out with people. I can either smoke a bunch of weed by myself in my room listening to music and playing GTA/LoL or go out at 1 am, walk around city streets with 5 friends smoking shitty weed while concerned how I'm going to safely get home.
Fuck people
>>27444990
>kys
Hi Leaffy baby *brofists* Welcome to 4chan!
>>27444971
Hey anon! I'm trying to stop these personality traits but it's hella hard to change.
Paranoid? M-me?.... No!....
>>27445059
Well I've failed one hundred percent. I wish I was a grill because then these traits would be somewhat attractive.
>>27445170
I know exactly what you mean, I'm failing hard. How do you change a lifetimes worth of habit? It's going to take years to get out of these patterns of thinking.
>>27445245
>It's going to take years to get out of these patterns of thinking.
And yet I sabotage every opportunity to gain friends and improve myself. I always think that I'm a horribly awkward person who will just ruin things by being around, so I make weak excuses and disappear back home to my computer. Changing this habit seems impossible, I'd have to completely switch the way I act just like that.
>>27444907
im a hypochondriac
>>27444907
origen del comentario
>>27444907
I used to have a delusion that I spoke in a totally different language than everyone else so the government forced every person to learn my language as soon as they were old enough in secret.
They have went away now though pretty sure that is more than just paranoia
>>27444907
>>Fairly certain friends and parents talk about me behind my back
When you are with them, do they talk shit about other people? If so then they probably talk shit about you as well when you're not there.
>>27444907
I'm paranoid as fuck, I live out in the country but I am always thinking people are trying to rob me or gank me , I'm OCD as fuck always check door and windows i patrol my property with a gun, if I hear a car go by way down the road I grab a gun pretty sure my crazy doctor is out to get me life is good though
>>27445628
what philosopher?
>>27445776
You sound psychotic
>paranoid the last guy renting my apartment set up secret cameras and has been watching me my entire time here
>paranoid the police are tracking my Internet usage and watching what sites I use
>paranoid every noise I hear is someone breaking in
>>27445921
Machina MX
>>27445954
Im almost on track with you but the thing is its instincs, there was a good chance he was filming you thats why you were paranoid, its like when faggots make threads asking if their gf is cheating they already know the answer.
I'm paranoid about police tracking my shit too, funny thing is there is nothing illegal on my comp I dont go to sketch sites im just paranoid as FUCK
>>27445954
I wonder if he was watching you, I had a neighbor who lived behind me who was watching me.. she was crazy senpai when ever I went outside she went outside if I picked up poop she would, if I watered the lawn she would and I would see her peeking at me through her blinds it got pretty bad
>>27445921
Machine Gun Kelly
>>27445954
Did you ever jerk off and hide it by putting a blanket over your penis?
>>27445025
What do you do that is wierd? I mean besides being a fucken robro, my online friends think im out there becuase I fap to traps, I'm not gay but I like jerking off to traps, the ones that look like women
>>27445052
Miht as well just smoke weed in ya room at least you can saidly fap in there as long as there is no cameras
>>27445170
No they would never be attractive, do you trap out? I'm sure a fair amount on here would fuck that boipussy if you gave it up
>>27446013
>I dont go to sketch sites
I think 4chan probably counts. It's not bad in general but some highly illegal shit does get posted here from time to time.
>>27445572
Better not go on WEBMD or some shit always makes it worse I'm like this and it causes me severe panic attacks
>>27445921
>what phiosopher?
Diogenes of Sinope
absolute madman and a source of top-quality bantz
If you want him in as-close-to-his-own-words-as-it's-possible-to-get, link related is the best collection to date:
http://www.worldcat.org/oclc/752069011
>>27444907
Do you mean come out as in your room or come out as in you are a faggot? I'm sure they are talking shit behind your back almost everyone does its pretty grimey
>>27445892
Thats pretty scary senpai
>>27446291
It does but dont download it and ya g2g also reporting it M, what illegal shit do you have on comp senpai?
I work for a technical department in a company. I was asked to go down south to train up a new team there (two polish girls and an old guy). I got there and everything was going fine. I thought something was up all of a sudden and patted my trousers. Where's my wallet? It's not there. Hang on, why's that polish girl laughing? She's taken it, the fucking bitch. I start sneaking peaks of her trying to see if I can see my wallets outline in her pockets, literally checking every inch of her. I can't see it anywhere. Maybe I dropped it in the warehouse area? I'll go check. That fucking woman stole my wallet I'll get her for this!
Boy did I feel stupid when I realised I left it in my car.
>>27446378
>what illegal shit do you have on comp senpai?
Nothing actually. I try to keep it all clean and above-board. Even have a legit copy of Windows.
>>27446381
I'm not sure what to say about this
>>27445892
I live in the city but I'm the same way. I keep a gun in my computer desk and by my bed. I want to move out to the country one day but I'd probably still be the same desu. At least it would be more peaceful out there.
>>27444941
>Are you afraid of people?
yes
>Are you overly polite?
100%, and I've been told as much by counsellors and my shrink. I find it nearly impossible to function when people don't stick to script.
What does either of the above have to do with paranoia?
>>27446402
Why would they track you then, scary to think no matter what you do always shit online like texting,
If you have any of those thoughts what ever you do don't get into smoking weed, that shit makes paranoid thoughts 1000x worse.
>>27444907
Oh shit I know my friends talk shit when I leave the Xbox party or some shit. It annoys me. I don't talk shit unless there's a problem but there's never a problem? So why do they do that? Wtf guys?
>>27446434
Its very peaceful out here, I know i have like 99.9% chance of none of that happening but I cant break the paranoia, i could never go back to living in the city senpai, its just to noisy and busy to many people
>>27446479
When i was a teen I could smoke weed but as an old fag now I got PTSD, I tried to smoke weed and made my anxiety sky rocket
>>27446274
>do you trap out?
No and I would never do it. I'm quite ugly and not gay either.
>>27446510
Cuz they are not ya friends, pretty much being cucked and you are the joke
>>27446404
It's a really uncomfortable feeling. Most of the time I'm "normal" but when you're paranoid it's like everyone is conspiring against you and it's a mix of humiliation because you feel like you're a joke which everyone is secretly laughing at and anger because you feel like you're being taken advantage of.
It's not often, I put it down to smoking too much weed in Uni. This one time I was so high and my friends were laughing, and I was kinda in my own zone. I convinced myself they were laughing at me and inside my head chiselling away at my brain, and that if I fell asleep they'd win and I'd die.
>>27446536
boy do I know that feel, used to get high and giggle. Now I start re-examining my entire life and wanting to jump out a window. I thought this shit was made to escape reality not make it worse damn.
>>27444907
>Join /r9k discord
>99% sure they joke about me when I'm not in there.
>Go out in public
>Avoid people because I'm afraid they will attack me for no reason.
>>27446567
Welp! Time be alone.
I feel like someone is watching me from the window
>>27446471
I don't think they target me specifically but I do think governments and large corporations are collecting swathes of online data from everyone and it will be exploited at some point in the future.
>>27444907
Do they talk shit about other people in front of you? Then they talk shit about you when you're not around.
>>27446250
Oh believe me I have the greatest fap sessions after a few bong rips
Can't shake the feeling there's something in the water, or the air, that makes me dumber. The older I get, the dumber I feel and I'm fairly young still.
My head constantly feels like it's full of cotton. I can't hold thoughts for a long period of time anymore. What the fuck.
>>27446563
Sorry to hear that senpai, give it a shot it might be fun
>>27446576
Fuck ya its rough, dont smoke that weed then paranoid is a life style its not always bad thing
>>27446661
Yes ofc they will its scary they track us too everywhere we go, like google earth street view cameras WTF, I live out in the country and creeped me out they had a fucking camera pointed at some guy in a trailer wtf they prob didnt even know
>>27446802
I would like to try and get high again but old fag and no contacts a good high wank sounds fun
>>27446576
I get so creeped out thoughts pass in my mind someone isnrrying to posion me
>chad was talking shit the other day about you
>>27446591
Its great my dude best thing I ever didnwas to buy my own land secluded somewhat one road in and out its great, although at night when its dark I cant see into the woodline sometimes I think people are beading down on me with a high powered rifle fuckk
>>27446661
What would you do honostly if the party van showed up to your place?
>>27446829
You sound like you are mentally ill like the rest of us, its bad but not that bad we can all hang and shitpost together
>>27447522
I dont know any chads anymore my life is great 2b honost but I wish i had friends
>>27446802
When you cum does iast longer? I'm an old fag as well never got the chance to fap while high now I have all the money and no weed life is cruel
>>27446829
>self-regulation-of-attent
Depending on where you live there may actually be something in the water.
Like have you seen the news lately. Shit is crazy.
>>27447443
Yep. Privacy is going to completely disappear in the coming decades. No secrets for you, citizen :)
>>27447560
What can you do but go with them? I'd be confused though because I've never done anything that'd justify getting v&
>>27446829
Maybe you should check some of the shit out on /x/ but it could make it worse
>>27444907
>tfw I think all my colleagues think I'm a weird, autistic arsehole
>tfw I think my parents think I'm shit
>tfw I feel my ex's all have bfs and they probably think I'm a cunt
>tfw I'm too terrified to make friends because I feel people would think I'm awful
>>27446829
What this anon said >>27447582, sounds pretty par for the course.
I've had depression for a decade and I've noticed my cognitive faculties slowly declining and getting hazier as time has passed.
I'm currently at the point where my brain feels like it's stuffed with cotton as well.
>>27446580
Do you still get high? Whats the plus side of it these days
>>27447608
its not just chads but im happy youre happy anon
>>27447679
Now that's interesting. I can't say I'm depressed myself. I'm pretty happy even.
But I feel dumb as shit. I take forever to process stuff now. Used to be so quick and all.
>>27447643
>self-regulation-of-attent
Interesting. Will look into that.
I went to talk to a coworker of mine and I noticed she was chatting with a few other coworkers and they were talking about me. They were saying how creepy and weird I am for being so quiet and that they think I need to get laid or I was going to bring a gun and shoot up the office. Then they started making jokes about me shooting them all.
I just turned around and went back to my desk and felt like crying. I haven't attempted to make any friends at my job since then. I want out of here
>>27447645
I wd be terrified haha, like out of the blue holy fuck I would be like wtf is going on, then i would ask them if they call it the party van
>>27447666
Nice satan trips, I feel my doctors are always conspiring to fuck me, I always think people have a differnt motive then talking to me, like what do they truely want from me you know sketch shit, hate to say it but you just might be a cunt
>>27447679
Have to do stuff my dude, I wonder about this as well for me since I got all fugged with mental illnesses feels brain is dead and I will die young, or could be alcohol abuse too eh
>>27447739
You should probably bring a gun to the office. Don't shoot anymore, just wave it around and yell at them. That'll shut those normie fucks up.
>>27447736
Must be the medications
>>27444907
I'm 99 percent sure that I am severly retarded and all my family and friends treat me normal as some kind of weird patronizing act.
>>27447739
People use to joke with me about that in the military, id joke back it was all for fun though but fuck them either report to HR or shoot the place up senpai
>>27447848
I don't swallow any pills. Don't trust that stuff.
Don't worry dawg. You just need time to work on yourself. I suggest meditation it's like food for the soul.
>>27447829
I hate guns. I would never own one. I abhor violence and I would probably end up using it on myself more likely than anyone else
>>27447877
I just want out. I'm supposed to hear back on a new job offer this week. I had my second interview and it went really well and I think I'm going to get it. Even if I don't I'm just going to send out more applications, I'm sick of these fucking horrible people
>>27447777
Lucky 7 quads you are getting V8
>>27447881
See that shit scares me tok like what are they giving me am i their zombie now? What happens if I am in shutter island and dont even know it fuck
>>27444907
I have very few friends and even after a lengthy and positive interaction with one of them I still walk away feeling like I fucked up, missed something, was offputting, or made a social blunder that the other person was too timid to bring up.
>>27444941
I am. What do I do now ?
I have a small penis, I know women like at least 8 by 5.5, I am around 3 inches erect, in the showers at highschool everyone use to make fun of me and called me a girl and said I have a sissy clit, so I'm paranoid about cock size not that I will use it unless I go get a hooker
>>27448229
Thats just being beta, why dwell on that shit at least you havenfriends ya know, a social blunder would be pissing ya panties infront of ya M8s
>>27448229
Stop taking your medication. Or at least check what's in there and how it affects your body.
Know what you put into your system!
>>27447829
This give those Dbags what they want and deserve, it will make a nice /pol/ happening thread but B4 you do it convert to islam
>>27448229
oops
>>27448337 meant for >>27448221
original as fuck btw
>>27447981
Whats the chance your next job WILL BE EVEN WORSE , least you could do to the coworkers its nails behind their car tires like 1 big 1 so when they back up they get a flat
>>27448380
I have an idea whats in there fuck it though hop on the medication crazy train
>>27448456
No thanks. Have fun killing yourself.
>>27448470
Who said my self plenty of targets out there INB4 party van
>>27448456
I'm ready on this ride and it doesnt end
>>27447874
this like fuck.
>>27448297
Thats called being bullied senpai, you should have tolled someone they were sexually harrassing you that would have fixed those chads good
>>27447874
They do this so you wont go hannibal on their ass and eat them and shit M8
>>27448297
Women dont care aboit dick size, at least thats what I tell myself i'm sure there is a thread up about cock length right now
>>27448631
>Women dont care aboit dick size
>>27448380
>>27448337
I know it wasn't intended for me but I am potentially going to start taking celexa or another newer gen SSRI to hopefully suppress the part of my brain which is responsible for all this paranoia. Should I do it? I have taken xanax and etiz on and off and know what zombie mode feels like. Honestly its like I am dumbing myself down and benefitting from it. I am just smart enough to not enjoy the normal conventions of life but too dumb to actually do anything about it
>muh victimhood
>>27448813
Don't do it. Just don't do it. There are much better ways to treat it.
>>27448398
If I get this job I'm going to leave my current one using a lot of profanity directed at some choice people
>>27445954
>>27446150
This is normal yeah? not what paranoia is about
>>27448813
I took celexa for a bitnit didnt do anything for me but gave me the liquid shits for a week
>>27448997
Heres ths thing I jerk off where ever I want in my place that anon had a guy video taping him and shit so I was wondering didnhe hide it or was open fapping, on a side note I always check the toilets for toilet cameras
Ok so hang with me senpai, when ever I poop I always check my toilet paper after a wipe to see if there is worms or parasites in it, I also inspect my poop, does anyone else do this? I just feel there are bugs in me and have to check
>>27448957
Have you prepared for this, what are you going to say?
>>27449147
Thats just fucking creepy, but I do look at the toilet paper to see what color it is
>>27448957
Lots of profanity and 7.62 rounds just dont claim you came from here say you are /pol/ or /lgbt/
Country fag here, when I rarely get my mail if I can muster the strength to leave the house I creep through the woods instead of the road to avoid my neighbors at the end of road, they are out sometimes and want to talk to much so I go Rambro on their ass and stealth
Every night at 9pm the past 2 months 2 helicopters fly over my house I sometimes think they are doing
FLARE or scaning my computers and phone when they fly by, it makes me wonder if they are planning to fuck me hard for no reason
>>27449344
Kek Rambro, just sounds like you are antisocial
>>27449270
I wouldnt encourage him to shoot the place up senpai
I use to think that my mom was poisoning me when she gave me food, I would only eat after I saw everyone else eating sometimes I wouldnt even eat
>>27444907 thats tier 1 paranoia. occasionally i strongly believe that people are watching my every move, truman show style. it has caused me tons of distress in my life but i dont want to see a therapist
I'm paranoid that one day I will raped in a public restroom, I only use them if they have locks on the door and I can brace it with my hands
>>27444907
I think I can relate too
>Literally ever time I hear laughing think it's at me.
>Don't take anything that anyone who I don't know well tells me seriously because I think it's a joke to take the piss out of me.
>Basically given up socializing with people at this point because of it.
>>27449569
What sucks when I get like this it starts to spirals out of control and then it feels like my face is on fire
>>27449643
I bet they are also laughing at how small your penis is
>>27449643
This 100%.
>>27449727
Funnily enough, my dick is the only thing I've got going for me.
>>27449809
Come on then Robro post atats of the dick then, you think you will ever use it
>>27449831
I used it with 4 girls so far. All of them struggled to take it.
>>27449848
How many men?
>>27449868
Two (2). Original btw.
>>27449888
Trips, well thats pretty gay, did they like it or bite the pillow while you were pounding that boilussy
I thought everyone at work was making fun of me and telling me things along the lines of, "don't think". I got mad, and brought it up with the usual "are you fucking with me?". No one had a clue what I was talking about, but they might be pretending.
>tfw you can never be sure if that man is about to assault you.
>tfw everyone is out to get you
>tfw a complete stranger knows that thing you did and is laughing about it to a coworker
>>27449911
First guy I genuinely couldn't get it in. Hurt my dick and his ass too much.
Second guy was kinda shameful. Didn't like it.
>>27449911
Triple dubs little dicked nigga
>>27449955
Did he cry tears of pain or joy
>>27449955
Eh, use more lube and once you slip in past the cusp its g2g
>>27450019
No tears. Only awkwardness.
>>27450047
Sounds like you raped him? Or it was a fucked up craigs date most of the guys I've fucked were strait up sluts
>>27450085
>Sounds like you raped him
How'd you come to that conclusion?
No, we were young and tried out a couple of things.
>>27449935
Give us an example of what might happen
>>27450108
Well you couldnt get it in, said it was painful and he was real awkward
>>27450150
Therefore it clearly must be rape. I can see your reasoning.
>>27450126
>everyone is talking behind my back about me and playing these 'mind games' which I'm to stupid to understand how they work.
>I go defend myself
>everyone thinks I'm insane
>used to happen everywhere I went, including my house from my parents, or my friend telepathically
>now that I take pills it only happens sometimes around coworkers
>>27447582
>like the rest of us
This hit me hard for some reason.
Why is it that all of the useless, dysfunctional outcasts pool here?
What is it, if there even is anything, that compels us to collect, in this specific board nonetheless, rather than simply rot away on our beds, hoping for the day in which we finally never wake up?
>>27450607
For a while the only reason that I didn't kill myself was out of spite for all the people I would leave behind. Today I woke up feeling like killing myself so I did all the stuff, I exercised, jogged, 'went outside', and tried to hangout with friends (nobody answered) so I just slept the rest of the day away, instead of contemplating suicde. Why is it so hard just to be alive? I'll die before I kill myself
>>27450298
Damn senpai, what meds they got you dicked on?
>>27450607
Im old fag M8 I use to be normal, but got to love mental health, IDK why I come here maybe boredom? Maybe i miss having friends or I can relate to lots of the stuff here minus the traps though, this beats the other boards
