>fuck an escort today
How's your sex life, robots?
I fuck one every month or so. I have for 3 or 4 years
how does it feel to fuck a prostie
>>27444665
No strings attached, just business.
My gf called me to say shes open to the idea of anal. Shes never done it and is curious. Should we do it in the shower?
>>27444708
i think you're on the wrong board m8
Dat Easter fugg
>>27444665
Feels gud. Plus you can belittle them and treat them like shit, I made two cry kek
>>27444733
He's on the wrong internet.
>>27444733
Op asked about my sex life. Perhaps you are in the wrong board?
Non-existent, on that pic related note, I want to live in a tank.
It was alright at first for me as a KV but years of masturbating and using onaholes raised my stimulation threshold to where I can't get off unless I do it myself. Plus you can't cum inside them. It's kinda shitty to pay 140 bucks if you can't pump them full of your seed.
>>27444708
Fuck the hell off normalfagthis is my swamp
How does one go about this in the states?
>>27446657
backpages
look up your city
pay them a visit
>>27446828
How do I not get arrested?
>>27444503
I think "sex life' is a pretty grandiose term for staring at women on the bus.
>>27446904
why not go talk to them?
>>27446877
reverse lookup their number/images/text. never directly mention sex. if she mentions sex,hang up.
>>27446904
Oh, you like Peep Show? I like Peep Show too.
>>27444665
Fuck that fucking video.
What sex life? I don't got not sex life
>sex an asian girl some times
>she says she might be pregnant
>later says she's not
>now she says she is
>might be too late for abortion
>might not even be mine, despite everything she had said
>fuck
sorry
>>27446958
mark and jez are basically robots
>>27444503
Nonexistent, though it hasn't gotten bad enough that I'd try an escort yet.
Cool tank though, got any more?
>>27444503
>tfw can't stop fucking escorts
>tfw it's costing me dearly
I think I'm addicted to sex
oh god someone help me
>>27444665
It's like fucking a woman but without any of the bullshit that makes it either extremely unlikely or a pain in the ass.
No commitment, no having to drop all your money on her in the vain hope that she'll hook up with you, no looks of disgust that tell you she's out of your league, no having to listen to her leak noxious stupidity out of her dumb fucking mouth and pretend she's interesting, no having to lavish her with attention when you're done and no entitlement.
You go in, you get your rocks off and if you liked it you come back and do it again.
My problem is I'm clearly addicted to sex but, for obvious reasons, the only way I can get it is through escorts.
I need to ween myself off and kill my sex drive or I'll go broke.
>>27444503
Ask your mom. It's who I'm shagging. Your dad makes me dinner while I'm porking her. Then as I finish and shes sucking my whopper he brings it up, calls me master and lets me rest my feet on him.
>>27444665
depends how good she is
if she's cold and clearly only cares about the cash you feel like a piece of shit and taken advantage of
if she actually likes you (or is good at pretending) and acts like a gf it's the best and you feel like a king
I made it and had sex with my oneitis
I'm so stupid that I feel like she still doesn't like me though
im thining about buying my first prostie
just not sure if its worth it?
>>27448278
Go for 30 minutes: I fell for the one hour meme and it was a waste of money, really. For 30 minutes you'll get more sex and any good prostitute will usually let you go over just a bit.
It's worth it if you've given up on ever attracting a woman and are okay with fulfilling your body's urges without needing romantic affection. IF you try it that first time and still feel like you want more, it's not for you. Either die alone or try to find a bottom of the barrel girlfriend.
>>27444503
Last time I had sex was over 6 years ago.
A few reasons why I never bothered to try and get laid again, some stuff at home but mostly because I had literally been tested my whole since I first got my dick wet at 18.
Finally got tested a few weeks ago, tests came back unbelievably clean except for HepB.
maybe now I can try and leave the house and get laid again, after I fix this skinnyfat body.
>>27448278
which country are you in?
a good general rule is don't go cheap, you get what you pay for (up to a limit)
>>27444503
Is that a Chi-Ha? Pretty cool tank, but it's no German.
