what would you want to wish for?
To make America great again.
Peaceful nonexistance.
To fight along side cute 2d magic girls duh.
All life on the planet to be purged.
no wish is worth being meguca
that's like the whole point of the show
>>27444566
>any wish
>any
>fight monster that will ultimately lead to death
For a robot / suicidal person, sounds p. nice.
>>27444597
>will ultimately lead to death
not even, you get turned into a witch first and then a magical girl has to kill you
if no one kills you, you live your life as a scary fuckin immortal eldritch horror
>>27444637
>scary fuckin immortal eldritch horror
sounds rad desu, but anyways how would that be different from being a robot life?
Robot: Loneliness, depression, suicidal etc...
Eldritch Horror: Loneliness, but you get to fuck shit up. Might even rack up some kills on roasties.
World Peace and scientific advancement. I would then go all out, let all my repressed rage and homicidal thoughts take over and slaughter witches until I die in battle or anhero when I'm finally starting to turn.
Terraforming Mars or Venus for human habitation sounds pretty cool.
>>27444788
Venus would work fine, almost the same gravity and it actually has a healthy magnetic field. Add a thick atmosphere to reflect off some of the heat and a healthy axial tilt for seasons and you're set.
>>27444875
Ya Mars doesn't have enough of an atmosphere.
But yeah terraforming pls.
>>27444396
more meguca shitposting tbqh pham.
>>27444566
trips, single and dubs counting up. this is actually quite the get. confirmed.
If we terra formed Venus, it would turn into "those Normies on Earth" where beta Venusians would bitch about Normie Earthlings over the galactic Internet.
>>27444637
you don't even get killed either, just forced back into the grief seed until it absorbs enough negative energy for you to come back out
eternal suffering, friend
Money.
How original ikr
Invulnerability, including to the damaging effects of time, that is perfectly controlled by me.
>>27444493
homura is literally psh *teleports behind you*
To fug Madoka
It would be worth it
>>27444396
>end all despair
literally a better wish than witch holocaust
>>27447308
"Sorry, your karma is not high enough for that wish. I'm not a genie."
>>27444396
I think this is pretty much it.
>>27447346
>kyubey being able to snap causality to the point where none of his alternatives can remember why they were harvesting witches
>not a genie
nigga pls. also without despair sayaka wouldn't cuck herself this badly and homu wouldn't have gone full edgemode
I wish to be incapable of feeling despair.
>>27444566
Only if you don't know what being meguca means
>>27447409
>being able to snap causality to the point where none of his alternatives can remember why they were harvesting witches
that's because homu went back in time so many times that madoka built up a fuckin godly amount of karmic destiny
>>27448147
fug you're right
