Hey robots, i'll watch a movie with a qt girl in the theater in a couple of hours and i have no idea of what should i say or do(touching, hugging and shit). H-help me..
>>27442881
Give her your falcon to take care during the mid-time adds, and polish your anvil with chrome polisher
Also, don't put butters on your crab legs
>>27442881
just make sure not to make eye contact with her falcon ,it intimidates it and it will go for your face( i know from personal experience). when your leaving offer to carry her anvil, its the polite thing to do and you'll look really strong, try do both anvils one handed, works every time.
Just be yourself dude :-)
>>27442915
HOLY SHIT SO RANDOM XDDDD
omg i love that kind of randum humour :D
will u be my bf pls?! xddddddddddd
buy a bucket of popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom of the box. unzip your pants and put the bucket of popcorn over your lap in your crotch.
Make sure to take a the left theater shower behind the chippers if you want even a chance at fixing her steering wheel.
>>27444599
>not knowing any 3 of those maymays
Hey newfag, how's it going?
>>27442881
Girls love if you lean in and hug them at random points during the movie, especially the big dramatic scenes
make sure to put your hand on her knee and say "I'll just pop this right here"
feed her a bowl of eggs to seal the deal
>>27442881
it's polite to give a standing ovation to the screen at the end of the movie, even if nobody else does.
women love a gentleman with manners.
>>27445874
originalung commentung
Remember to tip the falconer when you put your falcon into the aviary for safekeeping when you go to the showers.
Bro-tip: if the date isn't going well, pull out your junk and start hitting her face with it while pissing. That way you tell her you're the man.
>pic related, the face you should have throughout the date
