>god gives horses delicious and large dicks with the ability to spray an ungodly amount of cum
>makes it almost impossible to have sex with them
there is a god and He is cruel
>tfw no horsecock futa gf
>>27442875
>Almost impossible to have sex with them
People still fuck them.
this is a comfy level of degeneracy lads
>>27442875
I'd give me frog and toad to be able to fit in that beauty.
>>27442897
I'm surprisjed that was an original post
>>27442875
>impossible to have sex with them
tell that to the saucy mares, strutting around with their horsecock destroying pussies in full sight of God
>>27442981
what do you think about red rockets
>>27443028
Well even human females can take the cock. But they cum so fast, it sucks.
At least doggies last a bit.
>>27443124
I think you're safer buying a fake dog dick instead of going out and raping one.
>>27443145
>At least doggies last a bit.
>mfw the knot
Alright, where do I buy a horse dildo?
I'm a boy btw
>>27443302
horsedildo.com
>>27443302
>what are bad dragon and zeta creations alex
>>27443302
costs 140 eurones
worth it ?
>>27443302
you should give some thought to the continued functionality of your anus
just sayin
>>27442875
Where can I find videos of women having sex with horses.
>>27443502
I need to become a cumdump for horse cock!
>>27442875
Degenerates. All of you.
>>27443599
It's a pretty irresistible feel.
>>27443697
you will be one of us soon
>>27443697
what are you even doing on 4chan if stuff like this is degenerate tier for you?
back to /leddit/ pleasefaskfdjsafkjs
>>27442897
I'm with that other anon, how is this original?
>>27443697
That's what we all say at first
>>27443199
The fuck is the knot
>>27442875
I guess God just thought we were above the need to let horses fuck us.
>>27443982
Le edit my man
>>27443982
The swollen bulb at the base of the cock that serves to lock itself inside the vagina ensuring the continued successful delivery of semen to the bitch.
every women with a male dog has tried this
tfw no horse / zebra cock loving gf.
Where can I find a girl who fantasizes about these things?
>>27444130
>all your sperms are nibbling my egg
the fuck?
>>27445026
every hentai has that one very fucked up page
>dogs had more human pussy than you
fuck this gay world
>>27445079
someone pls post that compilation pic with thos hentai quotes
>>27442875
>exgf was a horse girl
>have a thing for horse dick now
That's a pretty hot dick.
>>27443697
We worship horse cocks around here.
>>27445509
>tfw ex gf had a dog and horses
>tfw she was too crazy to stay around
The things I could've make her do....
>>27445929
damn, would date.
>>27443502
Maybe this is why so many traps kill themselves
>tfw wake up every morning having pooped the bed
T-thanks, fisting!
>>27442875
Curious why their penises are so large and why they have so much juice in them. What biology is this? Like apes have small penors, why not horses? Someone explain to me this, is a mares womb really that far back? Is it because there would be no penetration of it was smaller due to the way horses have sex?
>>27446067
animals that walk on 4 legs and have long bodies tend to need the length.
Though as for volume of ejaculate, look up zebras, they make horses look like tiny squirt guns.
Disgusting. Why not play a game instead, lads?
>>27444779
can't say I'm shocked
>>27446137
Rolling for Galko-chan
>>27446108
Is it as easy as googling zebra ejaculations? Also is the volume due to sexual selection? Like horses have harem like societies right? So the more semen the more horses to impregnate, and if you get sneak cucked, the sheer volume of your semen can probably give you a fighting chance. That's my guess, but why blow a large load every time instead of average size ones over a lot of horses? Also do horses have refractory periods? And do they squirt a consistent volume after multiple ejaculations in a row?why am I so curious
>>27446137
heh why not roll
>>27445939
no you wouldn't
she has borderline personality disorder or something like that
>>27446229
>why am I so curious
it's natural when you are confronted with a superior cock
>>27446229
You can find a video of it on youtube actually. I'm not sure about how zebra pair off with each other, they don't have the same social hierarchy that horses have. This probably explains why they ejaculate so much, a lot of it is to 'flush out' the semen of any other male zebra that may have mated with the mare.r u a grill?
>>27442875
Why the fuck is it so hard to find something where a horse cums inside a non-obese woman?
I don't even care if it's fake, most of it is fake anyway. As long as it's believable.
>>27446352
Nah senpai, just genuinely interested in the biology of horses now, wonder what are the theories on horse ejaculation evolution. Do you think there's anything on the refractory periods of horses/zebras? Still curious on that, wonder if they are like humans... I wonder if their diet has something to do with their load size... I wonder why the human avg load is around 5-10ml...or >>27446320 could be right, penises are aesthetic
>>27446431
>I wonder if their diet has something to do with their load size
try living off grass a while and see if it changes your ejaculation volume
do it for science
>>27446772
Don't horses have multiple stomachs for digesting grass tho? Also gonna need some of that prairie grass species senpai
>>27446137
Rollin so that i can forget this thread
What do they look like when they cum?
>>27446137
Rolling for the slut. if anime has teached me one thing the one who dresses like a literal whore is the pure waifu.
>>27446965
>What do they look like when they cum?
like this
>>27446137
Let's give it a hwirl
>>27447148
>"if you give her any leeway she'll immediately become dominant"
welp, I'm doomed
>ywn be a cute innocent teenage girl exploring her blossoming sexuality with her horse
>>27446137
Rollaroolaroo!
>>27446137
Rerolling, goddamn it, the goddamn fattie, I don't think I'd be able to handle her.
>>27447366
>>27446137
Oh wow ok, now I became the fat girl and have to reroll to see whose pussy Imma scissor. Wew lads, what an eventful night.
>>27447077
this looks familier
>>27447394
Ok well, I am now the Fatty and I guess my high school qt is going to the the Career girl who is surprisingly lewd, sounds qt, maybe we could marry at some point and I'd be her housewife, cook nice things for her and please her butthole lots <3
>>27446137
>Disgusting
While I disagree with this statement, I shall be rolling anyway.
>>27446137
Rolling. Also this thread is degenerate
>>27447636
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I wanted uppity slut
>>27446137
lets gooooo fuyu
>>27446137
Roolin rrrolin
>>27448122
Wo>>27448122
Hsbdixna
>>27446137
Rolling until theres no tomorrow
rolling for a fisherman
>>27446137
rawllan
>>27446137
Roll
Original
I fucking hate not being original
>>27442875
i want to make one cum with my bare feet.
>>27446137
Please be 8, Please God.
>>27446137
why the fuck not familialfialsif asdif asldfk
>>27449316
GOD, FUCKING DAMN IT. I got the fat fuck.
>>27442875
Search horse mating videos on YouTube
Surprisingly a lot of them
>>27446137
go go go original go
>>27449582
people think that duck is laughing but i always imagine he is getting bj underwater
>>27443982
fuck off normaliefag
>>27446137
roelleleleleleelellelelelelel
>>27449623
he needs to sneeze because he has some fluff on his nostril
>>27443124
>>27443199
>>27443982
>>27444130
Up to this moment I thought that thing were the dog's balls. Damn, son.
