ITT: Things normies say
>I love travelling! I've been to Ibiza, Magaluf and Benidorm.
>>27441875
>not traveling to real hardcore places
>>27441875
>I love this diversity, so much culture, so vibrant.
>why are you sad all the time? Just be happy xD
>>27441875
>I don't watch anime
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>You should leave, i am calling the cops if you don't leave
>I haven't gotten laid in like a month, I'm going crazy
>>27441875
I'll never understand someone who works 40 hours a week in a boring infilling job for twelve months, just to get a week in a shit hole like Ibiza
>Do you ever smile?
I...I'm just not that type of pepe...
My normie big brother said to me
>"I'm gonna take a holiday to Israel because it's cheap and why not?"
>he doesn't even think to why cheap travelling there
Not that I ever wanted to lose my brother...
>You're depressed because you want to be. It's just a state of mind, and you have to break through it.
>Why are you so quiet anno?
Ohh yeah!! Who do you think you are, bitch? Is it wasn't fucking groupwork, you won't waste your chance to say "ewww creep!!11"
>>27442237
Israel is nice, it has a interesting night-life and it has a lot of spiritual stuff if you are into that
>You just have to go up and say hi, anon. They won't bite. I guarantee, like, 1 in 5 girls will say yes. You just have to be confident and persistent.
>>27442277
>Israel is nice
>Spend all your money there, Goy
>Man, you've NEVER had a girlfriend? Are you gay or something? Haha, I'm just kidding around. But seriously, what's up with that? Is it by choice?
>Yooo, we gotta get anon LAID!!!
>Life is the greatest gift there is.
>It gets better.
>Not having children is selfish.
>I love hiking and outdoors
Every fucking dating profile has this yet when you talk to them the most they've walked was to the grocery store.
I wanna start a hiking trail and bother every fucking bimbo with it. I wanna memorize every stretch of "wilderness walks" ans drill them on what they prefer. I wanna see the chick who has a suspiciously round face to tell me how often they hit the trail.
I wanna just find some chick who admits to liking being a lazy shit who works out just enough to maintain, not lie about this hobby shit that seems copy and pasted.
>>27442406
It's just a generic hobby they can lie about doing to seem more interesting. Normies love to lie about things if it boosts how they appear to others.
>LOL I BINGED NETFLIX AAAAALLL WEEKEND LOL!!!!
>>27442436
>Generic
>Not running on trails hopping from rock to rock and dodging trees and brush at high speeds, doing spins and eventually flips over any obstacle
Casuals.
>>27442436
Fucking why? I have a list of legit interests, they just seem nerdy as shit.
Is it because they want to hide how vapid they are or something?
>>27441875
"hanging out"
>>27442474
That and probably also that they just feel accomplished when doing the simplest of things like being part of a group.
>>27442474
>Is it because they want to hide how vapid they are or something?
Bingo.
>>27441875
>why would you want to kill yourself?
>just step out of your comfort zone lol it's easy
>I take baths every day, sometimes even more than once a day
>"You're weird"
>"You're an...odd..person"
My friends say that to me. They're lads but normie af tbqh.
>>27442540
>you're a mess
>you're a waste
>>27442487
>the groupchat
JFMSU
There are people on this board right now who are in groupchats.
>>27442237
Thousands of tourists go to israel and palestine every year
It's not like Syria or Iraq
>>27442540
I don't have friends, but when I do communicate with people I usually get "you're reserved," "you're quiet" or something along those lines.
Omigod my anxiety gets so bad when I watch sad movies they literally make me cry I think I have depression XD
>>27442572
Sounds like someone's a little jealous of sweet groupchat action
>implying they don't just look into my eyes and feel my vibe
>implying that they don't take one look and then I see their face twist in disgust
I'm not unattractive. I just have an unattractive spirit. People always gang up on me, except for my two friends I've known all my life.
>I have really bad anxiety
>I was depressed for so long but just take it one day at a time
>>27442529
I almost want to screencap and share these fucked profiles and let you guess if they know how to run, much less get suited up and head out for a jog at the state park.
Especially in Texas. Fucking no one walks here unless you're in Austin and can't leave Austin.
>>27442185
I'll never understand someone who posts about his suicidal depression and questions whether he should kill himself or not and whines about being a virgin yet does nothing to improve his situation BUT THEN also posts how great it is to be a NEET.
>He just had no... what's the word I'm looking for?
>Ambition, that's it!! He had no ambition.
>Oh God, it's almost noon, I could go for a drink!
I know some normies.
>>27442602
I had an online gf who was like that.
God I hatemissher.
>>27442630
So much this. I've got two friends as well who is not disgusted by my personality and "spirit".
One of them said he'd die in peace as soon as he'd see my GF, then another guy told I have some kind of bad karma.
>>27442685
>online gf
Get a load of this guy
>>27442654
More like normies the one open up freely talks about dogshit fake depression while people with actual depression would look for online platform to vent.
>>27441875
>you need to smile more
>I'm really random
>I think I might be bi polar
>music is life
>>27442636
I live in Texas and I walk 6 miles a day fgt.
>;^)
>>27441875
>tfw can't afford to travel outside the US Canada or Mexico
airfare is a cunt, what can I say
>You stutter a lot, anon.
I hadn't noticed! Thanks for pointing it out!
>>27442406
>mfw I take a chick who "likes hiking" on an unexpected day hike
>mfw she says she's tired half an hour in
>I was really depressed after I broke up with my [bf/gf] but I got over it!
>>27442406
When they say they like the "outdoors" it means they go outside for their incredible "photography" shoots. Don't you know that they all love photography so much for a hobby?
>>27442774
just become a gay sub, people will love it.
>>27442909
I'm already a sub, but I'm not gay. Life is pain desu senpai
>>27442936
femdom is top tier my man
>>27442740
You must life in Austin.
I pray it's not Houston.
>>27442951
I wish women agreed with us
>>27442972
This
Why do women expect you to do all the work
>>27442713
Maybe it's because the type of life I lead. Maybe it really is the way I look. Maybe it's something in my eyes they see that makes em angry. I'll ask one of them someday, it's highly disturbing. I just want a 5'5 scrawny girl who licks my ear and puts her feet in dirty socks/pussy in dirty panties on my face....is that so hard to ask for?
>>27442717
I...I met her irl a few times
>>27443030
I have no hope anymore.I used to make custom maps in WC3, 6-7 hours per day, every day. These were happiest days of my life.
People act like an animals, and it is done subconsciously, it is a process of dehumanizing. They feel your insecurity and lack of spirit, they do. The only time I felt superior when I was angry, almost full of rage, but not because of other people, but myself. It helps. But it exhausts me.
>>27441875
>I've been depressed too anon, I remember when I was so low all I could do when I came home from uni was sit in my dorm and watch netflix. But now I'm better.
The normie token depression.
Got this from this rich kid at a party the other night, telling me about following my dreams like his dream of going to all these tropical islands, and about starting businesses, when his parents fund all of it
>>27442144
anime is for literal babies
>you never had a girlfriend? really?? but you are such a handsome smart and interesting supreme gentleman and blahblahblah...
Fuck..OFF! If you think that I'm that attractive then why don't you suck my dick.
God, I hate lying cunts. Weak little shits that feel better about themselves by lying to someone.
>>27441875
>my hobbies include eating and going out with friends
>eating is a necessary biological function and going out with friends isnt a hobby
>>27442244
>your cancer is just a phase
>>27442966
nope
>stephenville
actual conversation between my friends:
>"Man, I haven't fucked some chick for a month now"
>"Dude, that's crazy, I couldn't live witout it that long"
all day everyday
>just say hi to her, it's no that hard
>there are plenty of fish in the sea
>I can't play vidya with you, my gf is here
>just smile and be yourself
>there's always something to talk about
>>27442337
Was told by my drinking douchey co-worker that exact thing last summer :(
>>27442877
/p/ here. The type of person you are describing has an entry level dslr with kit lens. Takes snapshits of flowers, their cat, and selfies. They are no more in to 'photography' than the standard teenage girl with cell phone.
>>27443386
Jesus christ you live in the sticks.
I...is it worth it? I wanna live like a hermit but I also love actual Internet.
>Just be you, and everything will work out!
>I love my boyfriend so much!
>I really love my professor for this class
>I had so much fun at that party last night
>So I got that cute girl Stacey's number
>Yeah so Chad and I made out at the party last night
>Prom was one of the best nights of my life
>I love living in the city -- there's always so much to do.
>I love you, too!
Please kill me, senpai.
>>27442877
Holy fuck I know someone exactly like this
>>27443185
going to parties. reee get off my board.
>>27443471
Exactly. iyiuy
>>27443478
Idk mayne, I grew up in the woods, literally had a house in the woods, drove like an hour to go to school.
So living in a town of like 12000 people is pretty crowded to me.
>live in an rv outside of city limits
>still close enough that places will deliver
>no tv or internet
>spend my free time reading or painting
>still close enough to dfw that I can go to concerts or museum exhibits on the regs
I live a pretty acetic life and I realize it isn't for everyone, but I enjoy it.
>>27443562
Hey if it works for you, dig it.
I'm too much of a tech monkey and as much as I enjoyed camping as a kid...fuck ants. Fuck every ant. Entire right hand was engulfed as a babby once and it wasn't great.
At least any good fishing spots? If I lived like a hillbilly I'd be ok with it if I at least had a good lake or river to fish at.
>>27443562
whatever you say man, that sounds awesome.
>>27442406
I actually do go /out/, anon. It's quiet.
>/out/
>city normies come invade my woods, talking loudly
>throw trash everywhere, play shitty nigger music on their phones
>scare all the animals away
>complain it's boring
Why don't they just stay in their clubs and shopping malls? Why do they ruin the one place I have?
