>you finally get a girlfriend
>she refuses all of your fetishes
Deal breaker?
Yes. If I ever get a GF and she isn't kinky then its an insta-drop.
>implying my fetish involves her consent
>>27440069
How kinky
I don't have any fetishes.
>>27440047
>girlfriend acts out all my fetishes
>wants to act out her dom one and fuck me with a strap on
You guys should be ready for their fetishes as well
>>27440047
what are your fetishes op?
share with us
>>27440321
But if I have a dom fetish then it should trump her dom fetish.
How can my dom fetish work if I let her fuck me in the ass
>>27440337
switch, duh
Any girl who would accept me is obviously to fucked up.
Being willing to date me is a huge red flag.
>>27440298
How unfortunate to be vanilla
>>27440321
What fetishes of yours did she act out? There are worse things than takin a strapon
>>27440441
What's wrong with dating someone fucked up like you?
>>27440520
It shows a level of degeneracy I'm not willing to accept in a woman.
>>27440047
maybe if you're chad. bots cant afford to be this picky
robots dont understand that getting a gf is nothing to normies, they're looking for a top quality gf and step on anyone to get that. for robots just a gf is life changing...
>>27440576
you'd rather be alone than date a fellow degenerate?
>>27440335
The question i posed isn't applicable to me (yet). I've had one gf and she actually enjoyed my fetish. I doubt a new gf will be as accepting
>>27440639
Yes. Being alone isn't too bad, I've been alone my whole life, just as many of us have.
>>27440755
Being alone is awful. I was alone for 24 years until I got a gf. She was fucked up me like me and it was life changing for the better. Now I'm alone again.
>>27440870
So you think it was worth it in the end, even with the heartbreak?
>>27440321
>fuck me with a strap on
I'd rather have her not act out my fetishes than get fucked with a strap on
The relationshit would end pretty quickly, but no is going near my ass.
>>27440321
i have hemoroids
i cant do that
>>27440920
Yes. my family is shit and I'd never connected with anyone on an emotional level before. I grew as a person and we had great experiences together. Sex is amazing too
>>27440047
>finally get a gf
>she loves making out and fondling
>never wants to fug
>>27441101
Does she want your testicles to explode?
>>27441082
Hmm, well this might change my thoughts. I'll have to think on it.
Not that there would be much good in it. Even if I do decide I want a GF I'm not like to get one, but at least I may try.
>>27441055
Add some hot sauce to the strapon and you're golden
>>27441196
Good attitude imo. Don't make finding a gf the only goal and if you get one, don't let her define you.
>finally get a gf
>she wants to make love instead of fucking
>>27441300
>not doing both
trash
>>27440321
This is literally what happened to me,except she wants to finger my asshole. I'm not opposed to that exactly, but I AM worried about the mess it's going to make. I mean, I poop from there. Shit's nasty as fuck.
>>27440441
That sounds like something George Costanza would say
>>27441362
It's all about the cleaning beforehand brah
>>27441120
She's a virg (same with me) so she's kind of uncomfortable with the concept of sex, I'll work her over eventually.
I don't know why girls get uncomfortable about this shit, I just want to smash and finally lose my v-card.
>>27441362
Just take a shit and shower a couple hours before doing it. If I can take a cock in the ass no problem you should be able to take one measly finger
One of my fetishes is doing whatever she wants me to do, so if she wants Boring sex then it'll still never be a total failure as long as she enjoys it
I fantasise about buying her shit and doing favours for her, I basically can't fail. A bit faggotty but whatever
My friend got a GF.
She said role play was stupid because it "wasn't real" , refused oral on either end, and only wanted cold vanilla sex.
Then she got angry when he had trouble getting turned on.
Honestly made me feel sorry for him despite being a KV desu famalam, how can such a cold and dull person exist
>>27441362
>B-b-but POOP!
Hearing thisshitis just annoying at this point. Unless your diet is utter garbage, simply shitting a while before you plan on doing it will get you very clean, if not an enema is always an option.
I've fucked my butt often lately, not even long after evacuating and there's never even the faintest tinge of brown on my toy.
>>27441732
Sounds like a cunt m8y
>>27442860
This is my nightmare. Some woman are so sexually frigid that any marriage is destined to fail
>>27442711
You're fetish is being beta
I hate you
>>27440047
all i require is another to care about me
>>27442711
Don't tell me you're into findom. Please cut that out of your life man
>>27443828
That's why you shouldn't marry anyone without figuring out first whether you're sexually compatible.
>>27440047
I once stayed together for too long with soneone who was really boring in bed. I won't repeat that mistake.
>>27444324
How was she boring and did you try to change things up?
>>27444432
She didn't like one thing that I like very much and was extremely passive in general. Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those femdom idiots but she was just lazy as all fuck and selfish. But I was still somewhat inexperienced and thought things would get better.
Of course, I tried but things didn't change much.
>finally get a girlfriend
>she has a low sex drive bordering on asexual
>>27440047
Just get her drunk as fuck, she will do it why are you such a bitch? She is prob bored with you or taking Chads 9" cock
>>27440215
>Rimjobs
>Anal
>Deepthroat
>Cum drinking
The above should be standard for any healthy relationshit.
Get a gf who is kinda big but can't do my #2 fetish which is latex. Feelsbadman.jpg
Other than that it's all good.
>>27440072
This, nothing wrong with rape
>>27440937
I have to agree with this faggot, who the fuck wants to get pegged
>>27440047
Take ecstacy with her. She'll say yes to anything when she's buzzing.
>>27440047
only if she has done them in the past and refuses to do them with you
would pump and dump.
>be virgin anime loving shut in girl
>finally get virgin anime loving shut in bf
>he has dozens of fucked up fetishes from jerking off to porn daily for over 10 years and expects you to cater to them
should have just gone for chad, chad wouldn't ask to stretch my asshole open and pour cereal and milk into it
>>27444743
Not wanting the best orgasm ever. Whatever fag.
>>27444765
That's hot desu. What's your fetishes?
>>27442711
What happens if she wants to watch you get fucked in the ass by multiple niggers?
>finally get a girlfriend
>she has a higher sex drive than me, which makes me question my love for her, and feel guilty.
Not the worst feel to be sure, but it's still something.
>>27444760
So you'd be content with a shitty sex life just because she hasn't done the things you'd like to do with anybody else either?
>>27443143
Fucking disgusting M8, you let men fuck you up the ass or dildos and shit
>>27444674
Anal on her or both or just you?
>>27444783
Not wanting to be a massive faggot, kill self
>>27444854
I would respect her boundaries.
I'm sure with time she will prob change with time.
>>27444851
Dont worry senpai, soon she will get bored of your low test and cheat on you if she hasnt already
Let's see...
Latex
Pegging
Femdom
Deepthroat
BDSM
Anal
Lingerie
I guess that's it.
>>27444931
Pathetic shes going to go for a chad and get that pussy pounded
>>27444783
who's the fag? fag
Define fetish in this context
Because that still leaves the door open for a lot of fun and kinky shit that is not necessarily my fetish.
>>27444921
You first lad
>>27444951
If you are into pegging would you let a man fug that boipussy?
I have a diaper fetish. I've never told any of the few girls I've dated for obvious reasons
my currentboyfriendis also a diaper fetishist though
>>27444931
Maybe she would. But I've been in a situation in which she didn't. I'd simply never would be in a relationship with someone who wasn't willing to at least try out things that I like. Btw. I'm not talking about anything too crazy.
>>27440047
> Tfw no qt Asian gf to forcefully grab my hand and take me places
> Tfw she will never dress me up and pet me like a doggo
> Tfw you will never be the little spoon
> Tfw no gf anyway
>>27444974
No way dude. I'm not attracted to dudes I wouldn't let a guy near my ass. Only my girl and that's it.
>>27440047
Fetishes aren't really important you degenerates
>>27440321
Can you let her rape me instead?
>>27444937
well, I cheated on her, so i guess that makes us even.
>>27441362
If she's fingering your asshole expect me to bring up the idea of pegging soon. Girls into that shit discreetly do it to make you more comfortable with the idea.
>>27445037
easy to say when you're literally banging the goddess of all fetishes ever, kratos
>>27445010
Has she butt fucked you yet? Also if she did does she pound you hard as fuck?
>>27445054
In a way it does, but keep in mind if you cheated once shes done it twice you might as well cheat on her again
Is there even a point in dating a girl that doesn't want to fuck? Seems like a waste of time to me.
>>27445069
They want to make you be the girl in the relationship, so you are pretty much being cucked by a SJW femanazi, thats pretty pathetic senpai
>>27445037
I can't get off without my fetish
so speak for yourself
>>27445104
We've done it five times. When she really gets into it she goes really hard and I can't shit for the next few days. She laughs and giggles but hey we both have a good time.
>>27445129
All women want to fuck, if she doesnt want to fuck then shes getting Chads meaty dick while the "BF" buys her shit and is there for emotional support
>>27445126
sound advice, bro
thx
>>27445129
There isnt a point what you are describing ia being friendzoned M8
My girlfriend hasn't ever had sex with anyone but me so she's pretty inexperienced, not that i'm experienced myself, i've only slept with one other girl.
Been trying to work her up to trying new things, she says she's open to try anything really, except things involving hitting and pain. She says she doesn't have fetishes but perhaps she just needs time to discover them?
Gonna try and work my way over time to anal perhaps, already got her wearing stockings.
>>27445159
Christ, does she call you names like faggot, limp dick or slap your shemeat while she does this? Seems pretty rough man has she ever spit on your back?
>>27445198
Just have her get drunk and she will do anything, piss scat rape
>>27445145
Well, i'm making assumptions here but you're most likely that way because you've reinforced that fetish through years of porn abuse, so it's your own fault for being retarded
What is the fetish btw?
>>27445180
So you going to cheat on her, you always have to be 1 ahead of her
>>27444952
nah, I know how to keep a woman interested.
besides I don't go for normie girls.
>>27444994
well if she didn't and I was dead set on fulfilling a fetish of mine, I would prob ask her to let me cuck her, and if she refused I would leave her.
but this is an extreme case.
I doubt anything like that will ever happen.
>>27445198
If shes open to try anything then she is open to suck and fuck chad, she will want to try new cock if you are the only one and I doubt that, I look forward to see your an hero thread
>>27445265
Nothing better then cucking a woman
>>27445218
No, not at all. If you just met a girl into this or paid some chick yeah she'd be saying this stuff I'm sure but with me and my girl it's all fun. I know what you're getting at but its nothing like you said. We switch up now and then but we haven't done butt stuff in a few months. I'm more in control than she is. It's all love in the end. Say what you want but this girl is amazing.
>>27445235
Fuck off virgin, mostly rape
>>27445234
Only had drunk sex with her once and she definetly like crazy more wild, so maybe will get drunk with her again.
>>27445285
Hurr durr. Open to try anything doesn't mean she likes everything dumbass or that she's open to cheating.
>>27445340
I don't think he was insulting you. Why would you take it up the ass if you don't like submissive shit?
>>27445357
Did I strike a nerve there? mr. "I can't get off unless I rape people"
>>27445440
My bad if he wasn't. I do like being submissive but only when I'm mood I guess I should say. If my girl wants to Dom yeah I'll let her tie me up and do what she wants because she loves it. I wreck her more than she wrecks me is what I'm saying. I like when she takes control and does what she wants. I do worse on her anyway. I don't mind taking it up the ass by my girl as long as it's her I'm fine. Plus a prostate orgasm had got to be the best orgasms I've ever had.
Deal breaker? Idk I'd try to get her to try out my fetishes but if it doesn't work out then bye.
Years of porn have distorted or sexual desires, so we can never be satisfied with a regular grill
>>27445069
That's cool, I don't mind. We do a lot of kinky shit. Pegging is not a problem with me as long as it's with a girl, it's of course disgusting if it's with a man.
>>27445820
Speak for yourself brah
Blox
>>27442860
Your "friend"... uh huh... sure thing,normie
>>27444765
good post/10
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>>27440047
>girlfriend
>refuses
sounds like you need to keep your woman in line. Its your own fault for not training her right.
>>27446066
>pegging
>with a man
You wut m8?
>>27445631
>If my girl wants to Dom yeah I'll let her tie me up and do what she wants
I'm gonna need more details for my research paper
>>27440047
daily reminder that a girl would do anything for chad
>>27440047
The deal breaker is when I wake up from my dream in which I have a gf. Can't date someone who doesn't exist.
>>27447807
Chad would only want to do shit she'd enjoy. Chad doesn't want to put in a diaper or be femdommed
>>27447870
The whole premise of the thread was you finally get a gf you fucking mong. We all know what this board is
>>27447776
Sorry m8 I was eating dinner and figured it was dead. Usually I'll be watching tv or playing some game and she'll come from behind me and blindfold me and handcuff me. After all that she's in control and I do what she wants. Either I'll bend over the couch and she'll spank me or fuck me. If it's spanking then it'll lead to her milking me. Shit like that. After she's done I take control and hold her down and take what I want from her.
Idk I have a lot. As long as she's into one of them it's ok.
>>27440047
>Get a new gf
>She likes her hair pulled and being spanked
>tfw you get a submissive gf
>>27449332
Feels good mang
My dude
Tfw my girl does what I say.
>>27449332
>>27449441
I'm awful at satisfying submissive girls. Feels bad man
>>27444636
Or she doesn't find you attractive.
>>27449644
It's easy! Just ask what they want and make it more intense. Take what you want. You're in control of their body.
>>27449682
That or he can't into foreplay
>be robot
>want to suck toes, get farted on, lick assholes while being suffocated
>waaaaaaaah why won't my gf do these things?
>>27450131
will you sit on my face?
>>27450205
[BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPs internally]
>>27450252
Externally pls
>>27440321
>getting fucked with a strap on was not one of your fetishes
pleb
>>27450131
>Meet up with attractive, non fat robot gf.
>Mentions wanting all of these except farting before I do.
>Says she'd do farts if I was into it.
ayy lmao
What's it like being domed robots? Is it worth it? Pls help.
I used to have a sub chick but things went south after a session.
>>27450776
If you two love each other it's amazing.
If it's a quick fuck and chuck it's not very good.
>>27450931
Gonna need the down n dirty
