>friend gave me his life savings before he killed himself
So /r9k/, what's the best way to waste 100k?
>>27438934
Make sure he gets a nice funeral or something.
>>27438934
high end prostitutes.
high end restaurants.
sports cars.
>>27438934
Honor him properly by smartly investing it.
put it in a money market mutual fund with 5% interest for 5 years aaaand it's gone
>>27438934
take it to a banker have them add a zero to it in 25 years
>>27438934
you can buy a new corvette and still have about 20k left over
>>27438934
Just spend as little as possible and enjoy the NEET life as long as you can.
or
Go the inner city and find a bum and start giving him hundreds. Watch as he spends $10,000 in a week on drugs.
Use it for your legal bills after you get charged with murdering your friend to gain 100k.
just invest in eth, guaranteed money
>>27438934
Just set it on fire, asshole.
If you wanna do things right, hold onto the money in cash for 2ish years until after the equities market collapses, then buy stocks in consumer staples manufacturers at a 70% discount and turn your 100k into a half million
>>27439908
Should clarify in case you're retarded. Consumer staples is stuff like soap, not actually staples. Budget retailers like dollar tree are a good bet too
>>27438934
Put 90% of it into the index 500 through Vanguard; buy admiral shares. The index, on average, performs better than most money managers. I invested roughly 20,000 2 years ago and it's made roughly 1,000 per year.
>>27438934
One of those giant waifu asses, an overkill pc, dildoes, hormones, cute clothes and a shotgun.
Enjoy the trap slut waifu life then kill yourself when you're sick of it.
>>27439040
>implying 100k would ever go that far
Come on.
Invest that shit, OP. This is literally your one ticket to do something like amass more money and treat girls like whores when you reach a million. Except you won't, because you're going to blow it all on something frivolous like cartoon figurines.
>>27438934
Give to bill gates
>>27440071
Yeah but we're due for a big correction and probably a more prolonged recession, since the central banks are out of ammo monetary policy-wise, plus wages are still stagnant and consumer confidence is already low even before the crash, so I think it's smarter to invest in sectors that are likely to be strong under those conditions rather than index etfs.
