was private pyle a robot?
>>27438418
He reminded me more of a /b/tard
No just a dumbass
shut up or i'll make a coiled pile on your mother's face while she sleeps
i like the fact that a lot of the drill instructor's lines were improvised
THIS IS MY RIFLE
THERE ARE MANY MORE LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
did any military anons here have any of these type of fuck ups in basic?
>>27438507
Yes. I was that fucking up.
In my defense I told EVERYONE that I wanted out and they either didn't believe me or kept trying to talk me out of it.
>>27438566
You have to eat doo doo you idiot. Eating one morsel of doo doo in front of an authority figure will get you out of ANYTHING. Even prison.
>>27438585
Turns out the magic ticket out of boot camp is to threaten suicide. I ended up medically discharged after making a vaguely suicidal threat that was (like everything else in that Shit hole) blown out of proportion.
he's a crime lord of new york now, but the autism never left
>>27438716
capeshit can get the fuck out of my thread
>>27438418
He was retarded.
So yes.
>>27438716
>capeshit
i'm surprised you even know what i'm talking about
>>27438418
Yes, he was a robot
>>27438418
I'd never join the military because I'm afraid I'd be like Pyle. Also, why would someone like him join the marines in the first place?
