What's it like to have your beloved girlfriend bake fresh pastries for you in the morning?inb4 she can't cook worth shit and just goes to dunken donuts
>looked at the pastries before her chest
confirmed fat boy
>2016
>women being able to cook let alone microwave5
>like to bake
>moved to tiny studio and didn't have room for it
>never bake anymore
feels bad family although I mostly made cakes and not pastries
>>27438214
No one asked for your life story, bitch.
2016 bro
>tfw women bait betas to cook for them
>>27438179
It's honestly the best. My gf bakes cakes and brownies and shit when she's bored. They are so delicious.
>>27438238
Since when r9k become reddit?
>>27438179
only if i can milk them tits on to the dough then eat them.
>>27438179
It feels like "holy shit honey how much hash did you put in this cookie oh fuck whoa"
>>27438238
why are people like you even on /r9k/?
>>27438298
To brag like a faggot, obviously.
>>27438263
A while ago. Get out while you still can.
>>27438298
To remind you that /r9k/ is not a secret club for kissless virgins?
Implying I don't regularly make myself delicious baked goods.
>>27438214
You can come bake in my home anon
>>27438298
You guys are hilarious. The sadder the story, the more I smile.
>>27438263
Never visit it.
>>27438362
Looks all shit you faggot.
>>27438334
rather be a kv then a failed normie.
loser motherfucker.
>>27438373
>Actually mad
Settle down son
>>27438366
you remind me of that guy that pretended to be retarded and stomped out hte special olympics.
it's not honorable to be a failed normie then come on here to feel better about yourself.
fucking wagekek.
>>27438407
You're the retard who wanted to fuck his sister. Good job postingmcrappy food she prepared
Loser.
>>27438440
Cookies are mine nigger
She bakes actually nice things
Why are you mad though? Do you want to talk about it? I have kik
>>27438407
>u mad hurr hurr
Why can't you faggot memelords just stay on /b/?
>>27438466
>Putting on the little big boy internet persona
Hey loser, go back to you talking about watching your sister workout and you wanting to fuck her, you pathetic faggot.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27319036/#q27320031
>>27438407
what are those disgusting things? an albinos shit?
>>27438179
ugh breasts are so gross
GA GA GOO GOO MA MA I DRINK FROM UR UDDERS
fags
>>27438484
No
I'm actually wondering why he's mad
I've done nothing to provoke him
>>27438493
You need to relax friend, I am not putting on a persona. Ask anyone I speak to, I don't like it when people are upset with me especially for no reason
I'm sorry anon
>>27438504
his sister pulled them out of her cunt.
>>27438263
Let's all be friends, Alex and Jerome. ExceptFUCK ALEX AND JEROME
>>27438513
Shut your mouth, you pathetic faggot.
>>27438513
>someone thinks my obvious shit tier looking food is shit and voiced his opinion on my shit looking food
>HES SO MAD OMG
drink some bleach while watching your sister do leg lifts.
>>27438362
sometimes I bake in my parents house, but it's been a while. the last thing I made was like a giant hostess cupcake
>>27438179
My wife doesn't cook pastries for me, but this one girl I know who runs a food truck always drops off a dozen donuts for me to take to work. Which is a pretty good feeling, especially when she gives me some absinthe glazed ones.
>>27438555
Chekd
It's not even food m8 it's dessert
I don't know what I did but I'm sorry friends
>>27438577
It looks heavenly anon <3
>>27438577
Did you pull it out of your uterus?
>females who can't cook
USELESS
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>>27438577
jesus christ it would take me like a week to eat that
>>27438584
Shut up you avatar fagging fuckwit.
>>27438414
>fucking wagekek
I also visit because I am a proud advocate for the unemployed lifestyle. Once I finish mys econd BA in June I can finally be NEET too.
>>27438613
Avatar fagging?
Can you please explain?
>>27438640
makes it easier for us to discern your posts and disregard what you're saying.
>>27438690
Oh the same way you ignore tripfags
Gotcha
I'm still sorry
>>27438724
Fuck up you retarded wigger.
>>27438742
Why?origifns
>>27438724
yep we havea filter for tripcodes so i dont' even have to see their posts.
>>27438807
Are tripfags welcome on any board? Or hated all around?
>>27438179
It's annoying because I didn't really want them and now I have to do the fuckton of dishes she left because she made something I didn't want
It's /current year/, my dude. You'll never find a hot girl that'll cook for you, let alone spend hours baking you pastries.
>>27438179
My ex made me a rhubarb pie on valentines day, same day I lost my virginity to her
I had two helpings of rhubarb pie if u know what I mean ;)
This was 10 years ago.
I just baked this /r9k/
Will you date me?
>making pastries in the morning
Fuck that, I'll make them in the evening, eight hours won't ruin them.
Who wants to heat up the whole fucking house with the oven first thing in the morning anyway?
>>27440105
>peanut butter
I'll suck your dick every morning
>>27438285
i see u have a point though :D
