>Be me
>Recive a shitton of money every month
>I never have to work in my life
>I can buy what i want and travel were i want
I don't care about having friends or a gf. Why should I care being a friendless 23yo virgin while i am rich? I have money and money is everything! Anyone telling me otherwise is a dirty poorfag hobo whit shit living standards. Stay jelly faggots
>>27438084
>>Recive a shitton of money every month
Define "a shitton" and country if not in the US
>tfw you get 80% of what wagecucks earn for doing nothing
So you're the faggot advertising those "earn 20k from home" bullshit ads aren't ya?
>>27438099
Scandinavia and i also happen to recive money from a dead relative of mine who happened to belong to nobility and me and my family got millions for the land he owned through compensation. I have everything now
>>27438126
Nope! That's another faggot
Being rich seems pretty useless if you dont have friends to do expensive drugs with t b h
>>27438112
Feels so good
>>27438139
>got millions
Yea millions of kroner is like 6x less in a normal currency such as USD. Tell me faggot, how much do you get?
>>27438226
Why so? I have it fine
>tfw wealthy boyfriend who enables my neet lifestyle and just wants me to be a mother/housewife
Feels good
>>27438084
Some people are soo poor all they have is money.
>>27438295
Like 40-50 millions
Plus I recive welfare as well. Money is raining everywhere!
>>27438351
>Plus I recive welfare as well
How the fuck are you eligible for that?
>>27438321
I still have money
How about you hobo?
And when you are 30 and your money runs out and you are unemployable, then what?
>>27438084
this post is a lie and you have to go into work tomorrow.
>>27438084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
Is this video accurate OP?
>>27438318
I hope for his sake you cook, keep the house spotless, and swallow.
>>27438365
he gets retardbux from the government
>>27438365
Because i don't tell them that i happen to be a millionaire. I still "search" for work and i also told them that i suffer of "depression" and I need extra bux to cope with my economy. My money are on a private bank and they have no right to know about it. Life is gooooooood
>>27438393
He isn't a fan of blowjobs, but I do the other things. I also manage the money (make sure the bills are paid), pack his lunch, wake up before him to make him breakfast, do all the grocery shopping, etc. He lives a very nice life when he's at home.
>>27438422
I am proud of you anon :)
>>27438318
You are a leech.
I say this as someone with a gf.
>>27438381
>When you money runs out
Sorry, that ain't gonna happen while I save my millions and collect my welfare(I recive strong welfare as well because of my "condition")
I also looooooveeee saving money. I buy things i love when they are really worth it.
>>27438455
Yeah that's probably true. He's very happy that he can financially provide for me, though. His main goal in life was to work hard and find a wife that wanted to stay at home and raise a family. We're both living out our dreams, I don't see a problem!
>>27438439
I am so proud of myself!
Enjoy life an fuck everything else!
>>27438084
>I don't care about having friends or a gf.
the correct way to enjoy life. All my "friends" are busy with kids, house and everything. They never have money to just enjoy life a bit.
>>27438455
This whole board is full of welfare queens, yet this post triggers you. Hmm.
>>27438531
>Welfare queens
But anon, i happen to be both a millionaire and a welfare King!
I get everything!
>>27438386
Almost but i am richer
>>27438575
Who said I was specifically talking about you?
>>27438422
One day they will find out about your hidden assets. And also how you have defrauded your govt. Hope you're ready for the day of reckoning. A mod would simply have to forward your IP to the relevant authorities...
What can I do but be a NEET until I'm dead and gone?
>>27438084
>Being a richfag
>Not banging high end escorts on a weekly bases
Why?
>>27438691
Women are filth
I don't touch filth
>>27438691
They're illegal in Sweden.
>>27438531
I just hate lazy women and how they can cruise though life on easymode. At least the welfare queens here are miserable with their lives.
You sound a lot like Will from About a Boy. Money certainly will bring you happiness, but there are certain kinds of happiness money wont give you. Companionship and real love being one of them. If you don't grow up fast anon, you'll find yourself in your thirties with a life-sucking trophy she whore who will demand incredible amounts of cash from your rich ass and probably cheat on you while you drown yourself in material things to try and forget that you wasted your early life thinking you could float along life alone because you had money, and money fixes everything right?
Real nice, anon. So you're "happy" huh? How does "happiness" feel?
>>27438821
Money is happiness and joy. Everything else is shit.
>companionship
I dislike humans and being around humans so that ain't gonna happen
>Love
Doesn't exist. Made up word.
>Trophy wife
I am not slightest interested in carnal affairs with other human beings. I will try to invest my money into something that will get me more money. And yes money do fix everything. It makes everthing easier for me
>>27438827
Feels so fucking great. I look down on everyone else like worthless subhumans. Money is power. Power is money.
>>27438943
I'm happy for u anon enjoy life for bpth of us. I know i will @ it anyway
>>27438922
And your money dwindles away every day. You have never learned how to earn. By the time you go broke it will be too late.
>>27439021
forgot the *fail*
>>27439046
In your imagination maybe. But in the real world i shall have everthing I desire and one of them is more money than ever. And I will drown in wealth while laughing at average joe for being so subhuman compared to me
>>27438489
Dude buy me goat simulator
i agree, OP
if i had enough money i could live how i truly wanted.
never talk to anyone, ever, for any reason at all.
>>27438084
>taking out your frustrations of virginity and loneliness on poor people
Better a poor man's heaven than a rich man's hell.
>Having all that money
>Still being pathetic
>>27439211
>>27439195
>they are too normie to be able to enjoy freedom
enjoy being slaves to others' expectations. The free man's companion is internet porn. And maybe a pet.
>>27439211
>Be a millionaire
>Have it bette than your "life" in everyway possible
Hows your economy doing? :)
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>>27439368
>I just happen to be a millionare
>Who spends his time shitposting on /r9k/ instead of doing something of value
Feel free to show me a paystub or even resume, any sort of proof, really.
>>27439419
Why should I poorfag?
People like you only exist to lick the shit from my shoe and nothing else. I don't have to do anything
>>27438642
Luckily mods aren't snitch bitches like you.
>>27439466
>I-I don't have to listen to you!
Who would have thought...a 16 year old self proclaimed "millionaire"
baka desu senpai
>>27439336
>I'm not bitter, I choose to be a pathetic man-child!
>>27439791
Whatever. Imma gonna enjoy my greens
Smell ya later poorfags
>tfw dad is filthy rich but stingy as fuck
At least I'm an only child and will inherit it all in 10-20 years.
You're living my fantasy, OP
Can you rent a penthouse apartment for next weekend in Tokyo and invite me there? I don't even need first class ticket, regular ticket would be ok. I'm beta 21yo skinny weak non-threatening so no worries.
I just wanna see the beautiful skyline at night and explore the weeb town during the weekend
