Just sent a long and heartfelt message to a girl on OKCupid who probably isn't interested in me.
>>27437551
Good luck my friend, I just saw my first pussy in real life yesterday. I was absolutely disgusted and regret looking at 2D so much. Her pussy looked like some drooling monster out of a studio ghibli film. She wanted me to eat her out but I ran into the bathroom and pretended I had the shits for 4 hours till she fell asleep.
I don't think I like women anymore
>>27437551
>long
>heartfelt
>okcupid
Why?
>>27437588
>She wanted me to eat her out but I ran into the bathroom and pretended I had the shits for 4 hours till she fell asleep.
nice save, if she's not a virgin she'll more than likely give you genital warts in your mouth and throat
look up HPV statistics, nearly all non-virgins have it
>>27437646
I just want to talk to her. I think there's an equal chance now that she'll block me but that's okay too.
Can't win if you don't play amirite
>>27437551
Women respond better to short messages, regardless of its content
Source: wasted years on shitty dating sites
>>27437666
but they get hundreds of messages every day saying shit like "hey" or asking simple questions
I just went full sperg. Maybe that will catch her off guard and she'll fall madly in love with me.
This was you wasn't it
>>27437687
yes, helllo
I actually sent her three messages in a row. If it's not already obvious, I'm not that worried about looking pathetic.
>>27437551
Maybe they aren't interested in you because you give them too much attention/are too invested (long messages) although they didn't invest in you. Just a thought.
>>27437664
What did you say?
>>27437683
I've had the best results saying a quick joke based of something in her profile.
>>27437683
You have to find the right compromise between shortness and uniqueness.
>>27437730
maybe she'll block me and I won't worry about it anymore
>>27437711
You say you can't win when you don't play. But you gotta play your cards right man. One short but unqiue message at a time!
>>27437837
I'm not after just any girl though for the sake of meeting a girl. If this creeps this chick out and she blocks me or hurts my feelings I will probably just delete it. She seems okay but I want to talk to her and find out.
Sometimes you can do a thing that nobody normally tries, and it works out. Maybe I'll get lucky.
