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So I have this super duper 10 in my class face 10/10 body 10/10
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So I have this super duper 10 in my class
face 10/10
body 10/10
I want to fuck her before I kill myself but I don't know how to go about it
How do I tell her I wanna pay her a thousand dollars for a date?
Maybe get some cancer sympathy
Where cancer is just a euphemism for me killing myself.
I am willing to offer her $1000.
Fembots tell me in what case would you accept a thousand dollars for sex?
>Pic: the only famous person who's a 10/10
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You're a dumb fucking retard if you think this will work.

Your better opti9on would be to stalk her patterns and social media then rape her for a higher success chance
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>>27436702
this
but you're probably a pussy OP
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rape

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>>27436692
Don't listen to these fucks, no rape.

Your idea has a 0% chance of working, at least the money idea. That would put her off even more because it'd make her feel like a prostitute.

Your best chance is the sympathy card. But that's assuming you can convince her you have cancer. And don't confuse sympathy with begging, if you beg her she will cut off all ties with you without hesitation.

It'd take at least a month of seeing her about 3 times a week with the first week dedicated to just being an amazingly great friendly guy and building trust. The second week making it more personal and dropping the cancer bomb. The third week dedicated to an intimate "death bed" vibe friendship where you're all grateful for her as a friend and shit, and where you subtly give the vibe she could 'help' with your circumstances. The fourth week go for gold, mention to her in a close moment with you guys you find her one of the most perfect women on earth, and confess embarrassingly that it'd be a dying wish of yours to spend a night with her.

She'll say no, but that's part of it, you respect her decision and don't contact her at all. She'll come round after a while from consuming guilt convincing her she actually does want to.
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>>27436803
I love this guy. Oh man, it really sucks that the money isn't going to work
It's all I got going for me
Money and muscles
my body is like 8/10
the face is more like 4/10 or 5 at best when my hair is looking fabulous
dudes compliment my muscles
life would be much easier if i were gay.
>>27436724
>>27436714
>>27436702
come on faggots
I am a vegcuck (vegan)
I can't even drink milk because
>it hurts the poor little cows
you think I am going to hurt a human without explicit consent and a good reason?
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>>27436870
>vegan
confirmed closet fag. i bet you wouldnt even get hard around her
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>>27437102
vegans have 17% higher test
and have by far the lowest rates of erectile dysfunction.
i don't know what you're talking about mate.
Plus I pay for sex all the time.
But none of them pros are tens, not even close.
When I was in a vacation In Europe it was the best.
Very cheap pros, so many options.
And a lot of them are young and attractive.
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>>27437211
how and where do I do this?
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>>27437614
Save up around $2000-$3000
Round trip to Amsterdam for few days. 1000-1300 dollars
Go to casinos for gambling
pros are 50 dollars
Go to famous restaurants for good food.
3 stars hotel will do.
Prostitution is legal there = competition = cheaper = more young attractive girls = easier
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