>be NEET
>need extra money to buy anime figure I really want
>participate in clinical study
>get $200 for few tests and overnight stay
>contributed to society
Wagecucks BTFO
>>27436621
>be NEET
>contributed to aynthing
>>27436645
That shit made me sick. There is no excuse for living that way. None.
>be unemployed
>need money
>decide to submit myself to 10 day Phase I study inpatient study
>have to report everything
>play around with symptomology report
>make self throw up
>colle t it and show the researchers
>give self an enema
>have to collect it and show researchers
>work out in secret and get heart rate up
>take shower
>notice heart rate still up even after relaxibg shower
>report it to researchers
>etc.
>convince other participants to do the same
>they think of other ways to screw with researchers
>due to us reporting all symptoms, they're required to put it on medication reports people get when they get their scripts
>>27436621
Thisis a win-win situation for NEETs and society alike.
>>27436621
wow what a cool day in your life
>>27436621
>buying useless anime character instead of something to better himself with
>>27436621
I guess this is what rock bottom looks like?
>>27436621
>calls thenself NEET
>does something in exchange for money
>says " wagecucks btfo"
No. You just wagecucked, you dumb faggot.
>>27438907
NEET BTFO
Rosemary
>mfw a man made the news not long ago after doing a paid clinical study like OP did
i don't hate myself enough
>clinical studies
>literally risking irreversibly destroying your body for a quick buck
low tier neet strats
