Sydney, Australia
Submitting application request for a robot who would like to help improve each other.
I would like a robot with a strong desire and desperation to change/improve oneself, so we can work together on achieving that goal.
We will not be friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom snd ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team
MEETING IN PERSON WILL EVENTUALLY BE REQUIRED.
Firstly, i want to stress the relationship will be mutualistic, which means if i feel that you're not useful to me, well have to break things off, vice versa.
We are not friends. Think of it as a help me help you relationship. Again im not your friend, im not there to discuss your favourite chinese cartoons. We will more something akin to a team & partnership.
Everything we do must have a greater purpose e.g. I will not play video games with you if heres no greater purpose behind it. E.g.2. If you need get your eating habits right, i can help you with that.
We don't need a o be emotionally distant from each other, we can express our personality if we want, but always remember in the end were not friends. This thread isn't about looking for a friend.
>>27435892
Sure, let's do it. Reporting from Townsville, QLD. I shall pass through Sydney in late June. Driving to Melbourne. Heard that's where I can find single women. All the women here are taken by chads-soldiers in the army.
>>27435892
What happened? Didn't get enough people for your autism parade?
if you live near macquarie park, i might let you train with me at the gym, so long as you're not annoying or too shit of a person
I live in Fairfield
I love dick in my ass
>>27436963
Train with this guy, he does a great eagle impression.
>>27436963
You sound a bit creepy to be honest
hey we have a Skype group this is our anthem if you want to join you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSnRq6iyHKg
Holy fuck, OP.
I literally thought of this exact thing while at work.
I'm a guy from the UK. I'm 19 and have high ambitions. I can teach you a lot and mostly want you to keep me in check, and eventually teach me and give me insights on things I overlook.
>>27437022
I want to join. Add WilliamOfTheNorth
>>27437050
Meeting in person will be eventually required
How is OP gonna laugh at you with his Chad friends if you're in the UK
You sound like a right poof there mate
Higgildy-piggildy we're totally not friends, I'm a gruff buff neet begging for friends on a chinese cartoon board.
what's up gaybos lol
>>27437109
whoa... asl pls?
>>/soc/
tbqh you butt fucking faggos
OP here, you must like any of the following images to join as they are my favorite and at some point if you could masturbate with me at my house to them I would appreciate it thank you
Hey, I'm from Sydney as well, what's your email address?
>>27437170
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>>27437185
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>>27437192
it's hard to top that last one but this one i find very fascinating and i love jerking off to
>>27437198
wow mmm i'd love to kiss this ladys boobies
>>27437217
this is all I have for now but please respond, I'd like to have a mutualistic masturbation session with you robots
Im in sydney and this time last year was a friendless NEET faggot with no gf. But now I have managed to turn myself into a normie all by myself. I dont need your help op, but good luck with this
>>27437285
Good job anon, I'm glad you didn't need a mutalistic relationship where we all masturbated together and weren't friends
>>27437062
Hmm, I'd be willing to even move, since nothing is holding me here. All I care about is money
>>27437444
or you could form a similar group in your city/town. just a suggestion lol
>>27436963
>implying I can fix my complex socio-sexual problems by pumping iron
You dumb fucking meathead. You cancerous, normie shit.
>>27436983
>>27436963
talk details, now.
>>27437022
Give me your Skype
>>27437174
[email protected]
I'm from penno if you wanna meet up
>>27438486
Wheres "penno" exactly
>>27438500
Mate, youre fucking dreaming of you don't know where penno is, its 30m from Chatswood and 40m from the city 2120
>>27438500
Penrith most likely
>>27438532
Give the full name of the suburb so i can see how far it is from mine
>>27438536
Where are you from? Any interest in joining?
>>27438553
Pennant Hills, 2120
>>27438570
I'm from the goldy tbqhwy I just speak australian
>>27438576
30 minutes away from Burwood. Possible.
>>27438576
Add me on skype.
Tomtem1
>>27435892
>if you're not useful to me I will break things off
What are you expecting from robots? Robots are useless to everyone, including themselves, which is why they need improvement groups like this in the first place. What are you looking to get out of this?
>>27438681
Are you interested in joining or just asking?
>you will never be australian
feels so fucking good
>>27438697
Depending on your answer I may have to join your group.
>>27438710
>may HAVE to
Lmao, wut?
>>27438721
You gonna answer or what?
>>27438762
I think having a robot willing to change teaming with another robot would be a good motivator.
But say it doesnt work out, it doesnt matter, nothing's lost.
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>>27438762
I know you're asleep but ill say this anyway; If we did meet irl i wouldn't have hesitated to swing my fist across your head, frankly speaking
>>27435892
Frac?
>>27440588
no kid, i have no idea what frac is, and no don't bother telling me
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>>27435892
damn, you sound like a straight cunt
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>>27440974
>cunt
Ill take that as a compliment, cunt
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>meet up thread
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>>27441413
Actually kid, this is the perfect plan for robots, but you wouldn't know would you? Normalfuck
>>27441474
perfect plan for weeding out the normans, sure
>>27441491
You mean robots wont step forward?
>>27436963
Hey fuckhead I don't need your permission
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>>27441615
>>27441656
>>27441716
Are you having a stroke? Do you need medical assistance?
Gyhy
>>27441779
No, im bumping the thread
>>27435892
you sound incredibly autistic holy fuck, is autism magnified in ausland?
>>27441880
Thanks for the bump. Keep at it
>>27441905
i saged twice
>>27441925
Oh okay, then it gives me a reason to get creative with my own bumps rather than ndjvjjdnfn
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>>27441822
Oh this is reassuring. I was really worried about you.
>>27442050
How many anime reaction pics so you have on you computer?
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>>27442083
I'm on my phone so not many. I mainly have lewd stuff on my phone.
>>27442216
How many anime reaction images do you have on yiur phone?
>>27442226
You're just trying to get me to bump your thread for free right? That's what I am to you, a cheap bumpwhore. You will discard me when you're done with me. You're just using me. Hot.
You certainly have Chad potential.
>mfw he's already done with me
Well good luck aussie wannabee chads