IAmA 25 year old guy who swiped right for hours and never got a conversation out of a match. AMA
You are not alone anon. Let's fap this away.
I'm only 18 but I know these feels anon
At least i got some messages from bots so i know the app is working properly
>>27435351
They always stop responding to me. Bitches on tinder get instamatches tho so of course they move on fast
Not sure what I did, but I think I might have like a really shitty internal score. I've been on and off this stupid app for years, and I've gotten literally one match ever.
I'm not even ugly
>>27436140
>I'm not even ugly
Im ugly as fuck and ive gotten over 150 matches in the last 8 or so months
What the fuck man
I live in europe btw. There seems to be less activity but !!
I searched for men in my area
Incredible: only manlets or fat guys or stupid guys with shitty jobs
I dont know why i get no match then i am 6'2. No selfie and do lots of sports so good body
I think i will try some fake pics and no bio but changing to search to male gave me a bit hope
Or the girls all just swipe left thousand times to search chad idk
Delete your tinder account
Change your age on facebook to 16 or 17
Remake tinder account
You can have unlimited likes and are guaranteed at least 50 matches a day
>>27435351
at least you had the balls to make a tinder account, I couldn't even compete with the basement dwellers in my area.
>>27436281
Just do it man
I mean we have nothing to lose but our virginity
I think i got punished by swiping right on everyone btw. Dont get matches with bots now.
Whats the point of tinder plus then, shitty stupid app
>>27436281
Same, i live in australia and failed.
>white
>22
>5/10 face
>work-out
>have my own transport
>litrelly 10 matches in 4 months
>5 bots
>2 unmatched me, 1 send me a message, rest ignored.
Fuck living here.
>>27436603
Change your age to 17
My tinder stories
>Made account 7 months ago
>Swipe days before even getting a match
>Start getting multiple matches yet all the girls delete me in like 5 minutes without a reply
>Finally start talking to a few girls
>Never meet
>Match one girl and set up a date, she backs out
>Delete tinder for awhile
>Just started back 2 weeks ago
>Finally swiped and met girl
>She is cool and has nice cow tits (F cup)
>Im a manlet and she is taller than me, but I find that hot
>Supposed to be fucking her soon
So unless your Chad, its gonna take awhile to find a match...
Yeah i dont get any matches now
When tinder plus is finished i will create new account but use emulator for new device id and new simcard
I don know i dont match bots lol
What do you write when you got a match ?
I sperg out before it begins already
I've tried tinder for years, never been on it for more than a few weeks at a time though. It's too depressing. Time to move on, us cyborgs will die alone
>>27437653
My first ever match was a girl who was studying the same thing as me at a local Uni. Said hello, never got a response, since then i've had a few matches say hello to me and I just ignore it.
>>27437861
>>27437653
Statistically, lines like "Hey, how are you doing?" get more replies than just saying hi, or hello. They literally see those so many times they subconsciously ignore them because it doesn't stand out. You want to be different and give them a chance to talk about themselves.
>>27437861
What the fuck
How stupid is she?
I mean even if she just wanted to know if you WOULD like her , she could have responded with some bullshit
But not replying at all is so fuckin stupid
>>27435351
so you're the same as 90% of this place except you actually tried congratulations
>>27435351
Don't lose hope. I'm 19, black and was in the same position on Friday.
I made a tinder before I went to watch Batman vs Superman and only had one match after swiping to the limit. I was pretty disheartened. But when I got home from the movie I had 13 more matches and as of this post I have around 42.
I hardly match with black girls though.
>>27436328
you need a jewbook account to have tinder
>>27438654
because "Hey, how are you doing?" is the epitome of being different
>>27439625
>I hardly match with black girls though.
I wonder why that is. Couldn't be the whole search engine bias towards interracial relations.
>>27439664
Any source on that?
>>27436203
>>27436140
Tinder is literally all in how your photos look.
I know an ugly as fuck guy, like a balding manlet, who hooks up with girls off tinder every week because he's mastered which pictures to use.
You have to use really douchy ones that make you look like someone who doesn't give a fuck about women and drinks all day.
Don't ask me why it works but it does.
>>27439664
>search engine bias towards interracial relations.
where is evidencse
>>27439664
>Tfw I'm getting cucked by a search engine which can somehow analyse my pictures and tell I'm black
>>27439745
it's a huge company owned by jews. what else do you need?
>>27439625
>I hardly match with black girls
Count your blessings.
I got black chicks like pic related always responding to me.
Don't be fooled by the white Stacy, Its the black girl in the right.
>>27439629
Yeah it costs 3 minutes to create a fake one
how to use tinder just for talking with girls in real life?
I suck at talking to anyone, but with girls it's just like "oh, ok" whenever I talk.
There's one girl in one of my courses who always tries talking to me/complimenting my drawings/will walk up to me when I'm having a cigarette and she'll try to talk but I'm usually high so I can't say much.
Will Tinder help me have conversations with girls that I can transfer over to the one from my class? She's decent looking, like 6/10-7/10, kinda frumpy where here clothes look like salvation army clothes or what she slept in, and seems nice.
>>27439771
I'm a Jew myself, and the topic of Tinder never came up during the last Prague Cemetery meeting.
>>27436603
/rural-ausfag/
Yup, not even going to bother with this shit.
>>27439867
being jewish doesn't give you instant access to the jewish inner circle
>tfw you only get like 3 matches a week and two of them are bots and the one lives 30-40 miles away and you already swiped right on all the grills within 15 miles
What am I doing wrong? Like how the fuck do some of you get like 50-300+ matches?
>tfw your principles are eroding and making a tinder account is starting to seem more and more appealing
Making a Tinder for the first time.
Is it a good idea to display your interest in your Tinder? (videogames and other nerd shit)
Or should I put that I like outdoors and that's it.
Also I'm not located in the USA, more like in somewhere in south america, is Tinder popular here or I'm wasting my time?
>>27439866
please respond...I got dubs, that has to count for something....right?
Hello? anyone??
>>27440253
Dude do you think robots can give you decent tips?
Well i used fake gps noe and matched the whole capital but got zero matches. Cant be that there is no bot. Tinder seems to have blacklisted me. What the fuck did i pay for?!
>>27439866
I'm the black anon from earlier.
It definitely will help you get used to following and responding to live conversations. It won't really teach you what to say exactly as you'll find yourself reusing the same lines on multiple girls on tinder.
Just don't take the conversations you have on tinder seriously and you'll naturally improve your conversational skills significantly.
>>27440118
The interests are just your fb liked, but the girl only sees the interests/likes you have in common. So don't worry.
Tbh the only thing that matters are your pics, especially the first one
>>27440511
>the only thing that matters are your pics
It is a hookup app, after all.
>>27439717
Care to explain what pics to use or angles? I know you kinda did, but care to elaborate further?
>>27440574
Well then they all hook up with the same couple of chads around me. The funny thing is its not even 1/10 of the guys here and the chads have shitty jobs like working in retail
But it approves how stupid women are
I would never want a girlfriend 25+ because i would feel as the beta cashcow
>>27440469
Thanks anon
Original Comment Filter
This a good picture?
>>27439644
It's different from fucking "hi" "hey" and "hello" you gigantic faggot. Don't argue with fucking statistics.
ITT: people pretending to be shocked that 1) women get far more responses than men and 2) for men on Tinder, looks are everything.
Which reminds me. Say an attractive woman is tired of Chads who only think about their own needs in bed because they've got plenty of women to choose from. Wouldn't she better off, if she's just horny, to go for a 5/10 because he's more likely to put in the effort of satisfying her?
>>27435351
Idk I get instamatched all the time :)
>>27435351
joint the club bitch
>>27442324
I wonder why :D
>>27442324
Congrats. Next time i will use a photo of hitler
is there anything known about how the algorithm works? Do facebook frienda and likes matter?
>>27435351
Same. I'm not even that bad looking.
Swipe EVERYONE right every day for two weeks and nothing happened.
Do you have to actually keep your GPS and the app active after you swipe? I always turn internet, GPS and the app off when I'm done swiping
>>27442002
your black and probably over 6ft
your looks dont even matter
>>27443215
Op here
I just deinstalled the app. Cleanes with es explorer. Then installed again and logged in. Now i got a match within minutes, idk
Hope its not a bot but at least my profile seems to be online again lol
Blackbot(?) here. I'm somehow doing well on this app, despite being in bumfuck Virginia
>>27443460
Tyrone. Post your pic
Probably they all watched bbc porn
Maybe you could fake that you are active by using an android emulator
>>27443460
WHAT ARE YOUR PICTURES
>>27442002 HERE, HOW MANY PICS ARE YOU USING
Don't mind my autism
>>27443509
>>27443655
My main pic. Orihinol
Keep it sick, bitches love to get dissed.
>>27435351
well now you're stuck in tinder elo hell. must suck being low tier
I had a date with a girl on tinder and everything was going alright until we started making out and I just felt nothing from it.
We then tried having sex but i couldnt get my dick up.
I guess i wasnt attracted or invested enough into her.
anyone else know this feel?
>>27443049
I've heard the more matches you get, the higher up the rotation you go, also the more mindless swiping you do the lower you go.
>>27443854
He can always just delete his account and restart
>be 20
>be moderate looks (mostly due to athletics from /fit/)
>be photographer, get some nice pictures of self
>get 4 female matches after TONS of swiping in the course of a week
>try setting profile to search for males
>only swipe right for every 1 in 100 (basically twinks and guys I might be friends with...)
>match almost every single time
>tfw after 2 hours of swiping you get as many male matches as females
Should I just become gay /r9k/?
Shit then i will have to delete account.
I deleted all my matches when they didnt respond so i will be very low ( had around 30 in first week)
>>27444884
>>tfw after 2 hours of swiping you get as many male matches as females
Yes.
Show your profile mane
>>27445015
Shit the meme arrow was meant for: Should I just become gay /r9k/?
>>27444884
I know that feel. Even had a date with a twink.
Should i try to superlike average girls? Maybe they think its a.huge complement and sont get these often
>>27445249
Does it even matter ? I really doubt people get laid more with the supermatch
>>27435351
>Don't use a seflie
>use a group pic
>add an animal
>>27445455
It supposedly increases their chances of liking you back 3x which would mean you're more likely to have conversations and thus more likely to meet/fuck/etc. I've been super-liked a single time and swiping no was very difficult because I felt bad rejecting them. I wouldn't have except Jesus Fuck sometimes you too much is too much
>>27445015
>>27445163
>tfw not attracted to the face though
If they had a woman's face I could do it. It's just... Like how would you...? I mean, it's not like I've ever been on a date with or kissed a female either, but... I might actually end up doing this lol. I've ascended to top-tiers of desperation and am almost ready
>>27445479
Should i try to add laser galaxy background to my pic?
I dont know if women have this kind of humor but it should stand out of the male selfie idiots near me a lot
>>27445479
>use a group pic
Be sure the group pic is towards the middle or back. If your group pic, unless it's very distinct who you are (and check this with others), is your main picture, you're likely to confuse people. No one wants to have to guess who you are. And be especially careful not to use too many of them
>>27435351
Yeah, stop using Tinder.
>swiped every time the 12 hours passed
>swiped 9/10 girls just to not get dqd as a bot or something
>got 3 matches
>all fat, bottom of the barrel 2/10s
Is a normal 4/5 non fat girl too much to ask?
I used fake gps maybe they noticed the huge jumps across countries lol
Fuck this i will wait and see, i guess i am at the bottom of the womens carddeck
But when i show up its like a trap card MATCH haha
At least i hole so
Fuckin kill me :(
How do you escalate shit?
I feel like when we talk I'm just having this retarded casual conversation and boring them to death.
But I'm not black enough to get a pass for saying "yo when u gun let a nigga hit".
>>27445908
If you're white try going to Philippines or Japan lol. Females be thirsty for white dick there
I got 10 matches after 2 days being on there.
Am I Chad?
>>27445949
Be sure to use smiley faces and type "lol" and "haha" a lot even if nothing funny was said (be careful not to use this in serious conversation, about emotional things, etc... use common sense basically... it's a way of keeping things light hearted and "flirty"). You don't necessarily ask "yo when u gun let a nigga hit" rather you ask if they want to hang out, get Starbucks/Juice it Up (choose two casual things and let them decide) and then take it from there. If things go VERY well and she's thirsty she might invite you back to her dorm or apartment/etc. or if they go pretty well you can make a second date. If they don't go well... find another match lol
You can always just come out with, "So, do you want to fuck?" But that's extremely risky and like 80% of females will bail right there unless you're Chad (and even then... females seem to be much more private with sex and their personal things)
>>27445964
I tried japan
I am a pale as fuck ginger
Honestly i think i could work as an escort for pretty young ladys there if i could speak japanese i think
Got so many matches but this doesnt help here where i live
>be flirting with a girl on tinder
>out of nowhere she ask if I'd be down for petplay
As she looked and sounded super normie before that
>>27446464
Well did you do it, anon?
>>27445163
>>27445015
What the fuck. I just did some swiping. I swiped right on three males (literally out of about a hundred) and all three were matches.
>tfw not gay
I'm literally gay Chad. What the fuck is this?
>>27446568
No she unmatched with me.I would be down for it but my gut said it was a troll or she was messing with me
>>27446671
>tfw this
I honestly wouldn't have known how to respond to it.
>What's that, lol? Sounds fun!
Will make her uncomfortable to explain
>Sure!/agreement/consent/etc.
Too eager, what if she's a troll?
>Sure, but can we meet first? Just so I can be sure you're not a serial killer lol?
It'll be awkward doing this with her after meeting somewhere...
How fucked am I socially?
>>27446671
>tfw found this one girl and started getting kniky with her
>I didn't reveal any sort of powerlevel to her
>she starts it all
>getting weird
>asks if I have a gf
>tell her I don't
>she somehow things I have a gf though
>this continues and she asks about her I say I don't have one
>she laughs at me and calls me a faggot
>found her facebook
should I message her family and friends? It would reveal nothing about me and I can SS and unmatch her anyway.
>>27446798
>Sure, but can we meet first? Just so I can be sure you're not a serial killer lol?
This is similar to what I said to her (minus the serial killer bit) and then she unmatched me
>>27446905
I just thought! Maybe she felt embarrassed? Like, had this happened to me, as much as I'd have enjoyed it, I'd have been embarrassed and I wouldn't have even been the one who did the asking/initiated-things.
im talking to an 18 year old who was raped by her father for 4 years and has lived in foster care most of her life, she has ptsd and cuts herself.
im 11 years older and still trying to bang her, she dildoed herself while on the phone with me, but she is wary of meeting irl since shes already been raped on a date before.
being stacey is fucking easy she has like over 3k matches and shes far from top tier. she got like a message a minute from various chads.
>>27447037
Ask her to meet at like Starbucks/some-similar-place-that-is-very-public so she'll feel safe
>>27439717
You realize if he's hooking up with them, that means even after they see him, they're still ok. It's clearly more than just his photos.
>>27447066
yeah thats the plan, i just feel like when im digging through the trash it shouldnt be this much effort to meet/bang.
>>27442002
O-opinion on this? Any other pictures I should have?
>>27447658
take pics while holding the camera higher (so its a top down view). pics taken from this angle always look creepy and unflattering.
>>27435351
Hijacking thread
Have a coffee date on Tuesday. I can hold a conversation but afraid of running out of things to talk.
Any fool proof topics? Would shit like travel destinations work?
Or asking her favorite book authors and if I don't know them explain her him and his style of work?
>>27435351
I NEVER got any matches until I took my shirt off in the pics. Seriously women on tinder are just as shallow as men.
>finally convince a girl to get coffee with me
>she's an 8/10
>she implies she'll fuck me sober after we get coffee
>gives me her number
>the day we're supposed to meet she never responds to my message
Going on Sunday evening and still no response.
>>27447902
sorry brah, been there. women are horrible and dont respect other peoples time or feelings.
>>27447658
Hold camera higher, do it outside towards sundown (when the light is nice but before it becomes too angled into your eyes), and hold it further from your face
>>27447902
HURRY text her and ask her if it's still on. Just because she didn't respond doesn't mean it's off. It's possible she didn't get the text/didn't see/fell asleep/forget/etc.
Only redpilled female on tinder?
