Who /drg/ here?
Anybody else here notice that as time goes on, they've become more able to function semi-normally for those brief moments of sobriety in between when you're completely fucked up?
I've noticed this with the following:
>high doses of weed
>acid
>benzies
>alkies
>lean
I'll be completely fucked and when that happens I revert to babbling in my first language (Espanol) and being an uncoordinated fuck.
But somehow, everytime that there's one of those brief moments where I NEED to pull through, I'm able to compose myself like a Champion.
Examples:
>fucked up on acid, 4 joints of kush and a couple tequila shots
>mom calls cell phone during height of my peak
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>respond
>"Everything's fine mom. Yeah I'm just playing Nintendo and eating some chips with my bro. Thanks for checking on me! Bla bla etc. etc."
>same day
>have to buy alkies for some underaged hispanicfag b8's
>at supermarket
>at checkout with white lady
>while she's bagging other stuff I'm babbling in Spanish to b8's about the alkies
>comes up to our turn
>right as she's checking price of my purchase I ask one of the dudes for the money to pay the bottle in Spanish
>cashier addresses me asking about paying in cash or check
>oh shit oh shit I forgot how to speak English
>will my mind
>snap to Champion Mode that one second
>"Yes, mam. I'll be paying in cash please. Thank you! Have a nice day."
And countless other examples with my solo benzies experiences.
Who else here /champion/ on drugs?
Also /drg/ general
>>27435144
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OG Ride or Die Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1BQFSZtT58
>>27435144
Here's a story about how I got cucked during one of my weeklong drug binges
>>27435275
>be me (the OP)
>20 yo manlet hispanicfag
>currently NEET
>dropped out of college
>still friends with 3 other bros from old college who I visit sometimes to chill, smoke weed and trip
>one of my visits
>came on a friday night
>>27435299
>friday night: weed lmao with I'll call him friend A
>saturday: acid trip all day with A, smoke 4 joints (same timeline as the OP), and take two shots
>saturday night: run into old oneitis from college
>manage to do fine without spilling too much spaghetti
>>27435377
>sunday: try to taper off from harder to softer so only smoke weed that day
>was super down to go for a double day double dose but A strongly advised against it so we didn't do
>bump into oneitis again
>chill a bit
>feel a little more in control
>still spill minor spaghetti (said some /pol/ meme out loud but quickly realized my mistake and stopped. plausibly played it off as "stupid sarcastic fucked up joke lol so random")
>>27435455
>monday: go cold sober almost all day
>didn't want to spill spaghetti again in case I bumped into oneitis again
>guess who I bump into again
>spill no spaghetti
>at some point oneitis keks at some spur of the moment joke or comment I made that I don't even remember what I said
>daywentwell.jpg
>or so I thought
>monday night
>A convinces me after long talk that since I handled going all day sober, I deserve to share a little victory joint and some bong rips with him for to sleep better
>>27435504
>we end up getting fucked and watching spoops and gore/rekt videos
>start telling him story bout some crimes I witnessed going down in my hood
>door to dorm room opens
>in comes friend B and his old HS friend (who I had met before)
>mind you this is about 1 AM and I'm already toasty in my cranium from the rips and hits
>>27435583
>ask friend B and his HS friend (I'll call him The Stallion) where they had been
>"Oh, just driving down to some national park, anon"
>"Nice. Sounds fun."
>Was already good friends with The Stallion so I start talking to him about how my weekend drug binge was going so far
Tots out of the blue, but you wouldn't happen to be RJ from CMH?
>>27435613
y u para 1? continue tu estoria
deliver the end of story op, my friend and I are waiting
Sometimes, my parents used to be able to sniff me out pretty easily when I was drunk or fucked on something though
>>27435613
can u pls hurry, we are tired and want to see where this story is going. even though we already know how it ends
>>27435613
>so then I start talking to The Stallion about oneitis
>as I'm talking friends A and B have an "Uh oh" look on their face
>>27435876
>B says to A "You fool should we tell him?"
>I immediately get hint of what's going on
>my autism senses are tingling
>"Wait, hold on. Don't tell me it's...Oh...chet."
>>27435912
>apparently the friday night
>at the exact same time while I had been smoking out my nigga A
>The Stallion (also a nigga) and not knowing that this particular grill he met while black out drunk happened to be oneitis
>He made out with her, sucked ass, etc
>They fucked that night
>While I had been carefree, totally unaware just smoking A out of his own stash
>>27435912
ooooo op, u r a tru cuck. I really liked my little czrs pizza. :IP
>>27435934
>A and B had been hoping I wouldn't find out
>I did
>I was high out of my mind
>contrary to how most people are, when I'm a little high I'm chill but when I'm too high I become Instigator as fuck
>and getting cucked by my own friend is pretty damn provocative
>>27435934
u lyin lil bitch. that's soooo not what happened. I as oneitis kimi know this. babdool
>>27435967
>call him out as a traitor, backstabbing scumbag motherfucker
>to his face
>straight run up to him (this fool's at least a good 4 inches taller than me and semi-bear mode fat)
>still catch him by surprise bc I'm so quick
>grab him by the shirt collar and throw him down on the couch
>yell in his face
>how dare he make a cuck of me
>>27436011
>call him a little bitch nigga who knows no honor
>get so pumped I'm about to start the race war and genocide his entire existence off the planet
>>27435144
Give some benzo stories friend
More stories pal
>>27436018
>B calms me down a little by joining in and saying "You're right anon. Stallion is a little bitch."
>Stallion says "The fuck?"
>B says "You had us drive the whole way back, we didn't even make it to the national park. All because you were too much of a little pussy to use the roadside bathrooms."
>>27436099
>Stallion: "Yo B I'm not trying to get diseases on my ass."
>I pipe in
>"You cockmongler. The only disease on your ass is gonna be when I sodomize your intestines out of your body."
>Stallion ignores me
>B keeps goading me on
>This so-called alpha male chad was such a little pampered bitch that he needed to use a gold-plated toilet seat for his precious behind
>I can't stay mad anymore
>Keking too much
>>27436131
Legit not even mad at stallion.
He took advantage of his opportunity.
Bravo on him.
Just goes to show that I lost my way.
I departed from the path, fellow robots.
I submitted to the temptations of roasties and trying to socialize with normies.
Worst of all, I had thrown away the Black Pill, which Eggy so tirelessly worked for before he became a fallen angel. A burnout wagecuck.
He did it for us, anons.
That's the beauty.
He did it for us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
>>27436261
Who here /heroin/?
Got a an old friend from HS who can get me the hookup.
How's it like for a diagnosed shizo?
>>27436359
Is it easy to hide from mummy?
She works in the day.
>>27435144
>>27435299
>>27435377
>>27435455
>>27436011
>>27436099
>>27436522
And on this day of the Holy Resurrection, the Lord had sayeth "Let there be dubs."
>>27436666
evil quads on easter
this is truely a dark day
>>27436666
Confirmed for Day of the Rope
>>27436666
Deus Vult.
The fire rises!
>Satanic quads from Christ-chan Herself
>only 3 replies
When exactly did /r9k/ become a bunch of cucks?
Do you faggots have no race pride anymore?
Do you even care about Western values?
Will you gladly sell out your nations to the 3rd worlders without a fight?
anyone know a good dealer in melbourne who sells prescription pills? preferably one that doesnt have bullshit prices like the ones i've been talking too.
>>27436982
What's a good price for prescription pills in shitpost central, ausbot?
>>27436982
Is the meme true?
There's really nothing to do in your shitty desert island other than do drugs and chad it up at the beach?
will mixing DXM syrup with Sprite/Mountain Dew kill nausea?
>>27437042
As a junkie who hasn't died yet, I can assure you that testing the effects of specific combinations through trial and error in small doses is the way to go.
Do what makes you feel good.
I ate large amount of dxm some time ago and i feel sort of empathy for myself and peoples, feeling ive never feel, really unforgetable experience desu. Id consider buying acid, ketamine or other cool drug but i am kinda scared of police. Is tor, bitcoins, buying from same country safe way in 2016? Should i use my default bank account?
>>27437097
Burgerfag?
Safe. Only major drug smugglers are targeted. DEA doesn't give a shit about that molly you get delivered in your mailbox.btw the CIA is the world's number one drug trafficker
>>27437236
nope middle eurofag
>>27437348
Hup Hup holland?
