I'm 19 and I've lost the will to have a girlfriend.
I'm too intimidated by the legality of divorce and child support. The reward for poking a hole in that condom is too high for any woman to resist.
Does anyone else feel the same way?
>>27433530
>19
lmfao fuck off kiddo
here is the secret cheat code to finding a good woman: are her parents still together and have a good relationship?
or just get a vecectomy
>>27433530
On the off chance I ever knock a girl up and she decides she has the right to 18 years of financial servitude for a decision I have no say I'm going to kill her.
>>27433530
> reward
> raising a child
Ok pal
Good you realised it now, fuck hoes but always pull out
>not at least 21
shakin my head famalam
I know minimum age for 4chan is 18 but its a goddamn long way from 18 to 20-something
if your hormones aren't fucked up too badly you will change your mind as soon as you have any possibility of sex
they call it being "one blowjob away from jumping ship"
>>27433596
>average child support fee is $430 a month
>just keep the child alive so the money keeps coming
>>27433530
>girlfriend
>divorce
>child support
>>27433677
girls have shown unquestionable interest in me before
all it did was make me uncomfortable because I can't do it unless I have an emotional connection with the person
>>27433530
Always bring your own condoms. Never let them out of your sight.