Say something you wish you'd do.
fuck a gardevoir
Have sex at least once before I die
>>27431398
I wish I felt comfortable whoring myself on youtube. Among other forms of whoring myself on social media. I also wish I wouldn't be such a faggot and just start building my clickbait empireshit is so fucking easy, goddamn it.
>>27431414
If i can do it so can you :)
end it aII
but benis in bagina
I wish i would just get a job and a fucking car, shit
>>27431427
Why would you wanna do that?
Feel comfortable with my lot in life
>>27431458
Hey now, if you have the guts to end it all, why not have the guts to try and better your life?
>>27431483
I don't really want to do that, but I know I'd be able to manage a job out of it, among other things.
>>27431464
small town guy?
>>27431508
I did. I did everything I was supposed to and none of it worked.
>>27431524
Well if you want to practice tumblr has fucking TONS of thirsty guys... although it wouldn't be very fulfilling...
Cant find a different job?
>>27431398
live on my own
>>27431542
What happened? what'd you try to do?
>>27431542
I KNOW THAT FEEL WAY TOO WELL BRO
>98k nurse
>drive a nice car
>5'8
>fit
>no gf
where do we go from here senpai?
>>27431605
Same goal as me. I'm seeing a military recruiter on Monday, ever thought about it?
>>27431632
>how often do you talk to a woman?
>do you have an online dating account?
Live
desu ne
Not stutter.
>>27431670
YOU DID IT!!!!!1
i'd like to smash a big slut with big tits and a nice ass with my 2 best friends before I die
>>27431682
holy FUCK are you that thirsty you gotta raid my thread to try and get your "gf" more attention? THAT IDOLATRY.
>>27431689
i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
>>27431692
In this day and age, finding a slut is easy. just carry a wallet my man!
>>27431660
>every chance i get these days
>yes but it's for where i am from it's next to pointless
>>27431713
I totally would at this point.
>>27431750
not with that attitude! People can sense negativity m8. Treat it like a lift. you cant bench 200 starting out. If you keep looking at the end goal you'll never see the beginning.
>>27431398
Be excellent at Painting, draftsmanship, mathematics, writing, and an instrument.
Have Frank Yang levels of emotional output.
Accept suffering.
Have better memory.
Not feel terrible whenever i try to read any book.
Be a child again.
Find a companion in life.
> I DON'T EVEN NEED THIS FUCKING JOB, FUCK YOU AND ANY DUMB CUNT WHO HONESTLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HOW I USE SCRAP PAPER
> I'VE GOT MONEY BITCH STOP WORRYING ABOUT THIS JOB AND RAISE YOUR SHITTY KIDS
wagecucking is a nightmare you can't even wake up from
>>27431816
Asking for too much at once wont amount to anything. Pick one and work on it as hard as you can :)
>>27431822
if you dont need it why are you still there suffering?
>>27431852
That's what I wish I could say. I'm actually poor and need the money, desu.
>>27431794
fuck you normie, gtfo my face with that google search motivational bullshit
>inb4 just b-ur self
>>27431883
Look, i'm gonna say what you need to hear. When i try and tell you that finding a GF takes work you immediately dismiss me as some normie: and you know what? The girls dismiss you immediately for that attitude. You have a job, are fit, and still no GF? That's better than 90% of us here, there isnt so "normie culture" keeping you from finding a GF you just act unpleasant. You worked for that degree and that body, no work on your fucking personality instead of snapping back at people who try tonmotivate you.
good luck.
>>27431627
>Got fit
>Started eating healthy
>Got a good job
>Went outside a lot
>Moved out of home (even tried a new city)
none of it made any difference.
>
>>27431941
Have you tried to seek out a therapist? If your life is everything you pictured but you're still sad there might be something wrong up there. I know seeing a therapist can be a tough step, but trust me it can help if you haven't done it.
>>27431398
just get a gf. going on fucking 21 and havent even held a fucking hand, got dam.
>>27431941
are you me? i did this shit exactly and they are either all snatched up or just not interested
>>27431978
I live in America. I can't really afford one.
>>27432022
I didnt get mine until 21 either, don't give up man!
>>27431978
>talk to a person that has to sell out and just tell you what you want to hear
>ever taking them serious
It's a fool's choice.
>>27431398
kill everyone but me
limited original
>>27432039
We all are the unwanted.
>get over my bullshit and get swole and study like I mean it
>be comfortable in my own skin
>>27432042
Damn, sorry to hear that. Im sure there's a few self help groups in your area though!
>>27432047
That kind of attitude is why they dont work. Of course they do it for money, if they dont do a good job though you leave and find another!
>>27432059
Why would you wanna do that bro?
>>27432100
>Im not talking about for money. Im talking about they cant have an opinion, or tell you you're wrong. They have to accept whatever you feel, and tell you lies to make you feel better. They only work for simple minded subhuman pieces of shit that should kill themselves if they're that deluded to believe there's any admirable resources that a therapist can offer.
>>27432220
are you in the uk?
>>27432240
no i am not, what the fuck does it mean my comment is not original every fucking post i try to make
JUST PICK ONE AND BANG HER
THIS IS SUCH A NORMIE PROBLEM FUCK
Pull a McCandless minus the starving in a bus part.
>>27431398
I wish I can make both my parents and the love of my life happy to the point that they would never raise a finger of complaint. I wish I was an aryan qt so my SO wouldn't ever be looking at them, and at me instead. I wish my parents loved me, and I wish I was useful. I feel so worthless.
take out the trash
>clean up this house
It has been a cluttered dust bowl ever since I was young and can remember.
>tfw rooms and corners not touched in years or decade
>tfw literally goat pathways in every room
>tfw you can never have anyone over ever
I have seen how other people's homes look, my family can live better than we do right now, to do otherwise is stupid.
Anyone else here have hoarding parents?
stop drowning in my skin
I'm aware of the memery that goes with making that reference, I wish it wasn't so accurate
No matter what you do certain people won't like you, but that's inevitable and I feel stupid complaining about it. Everyone has people that don't like them.
Talk to somebody.
>>27431940
Get awokened
>>27431398
Help my gf with her weight so she can be happy but is stubborn like a mule. Also... So she can wear hot things for me and peg me.
I wish I would stop walking this middle line.
I wish that I had just died when I should have died, but I didn't. So it's years later and I'm still alive.
I'm not going to kill myself because I have family and some friends I guess. I know that if I killed myself I would seriously hurt some people.
But I'm not really living either, I've given up on life. I don't really respond to people and spend 99% of my time alone. I have no hope and know even if I achieved whatever worldly things I sometimes wish for, I wouldn't find fulfillment. People return to their base state generally, I could win the lottery or become a cripple and I would still feel this way after getting used to the situation. I've tried on and off to change for the past 6 or so years and I guess I've just given up that last bit of hope that I had.
So I wish I could either live or die because I'm not really doing either.
>>27434271
Alex???
this comment is certified original
>>27431398
See John Lennon's imagine be a reality
>>27431398
Have the courage to tell Mom and Dad I love them.
>>27431881
Try neetcucking?
>>27434421
Nah m8 it's Levi.
Who's Alex?
anything.
blixbloxblooz
>>27431398
Find a genie in a bottle and get them wishes
Move to France but it's impossible unless you're brown enough.
>>27434461
Do it Anon. You must muster up the courage. I do it every night; also know that you will make them feel tremendously good by telling them you love them!
Talk to girls more, I'm decent looking but a manlet which doesn't help confidence
Be a successful musician
>>27434461
I overcame this block last year. I'm 36.
I don't mean to disappoint you, but after 18 years of guilt it was an underwhelming experience. Do it, get it out of your system, and move on with your life. Your parents know you love them.
>>27435186
I am schizophrenic.
I actually told my mother and sister I don't really love them.
They were all devastated, but I had to tell the truth.
ur mom x-DDD
>>27431632
high heel shoes, anon
Fucking kickflip, sjaisoowpsdasddhajasodks
Die before I have a siginficant effect on anyone's life.
I am incapable of prolonged happiness, it is not for me, I don't want to drag anyone down with me though.
My grandparents and parents will have to go first though, so hopefully its only another 30 years of isolating myself before I can fufill this.
Stop being fat without quitting drinking.
>>27434385
If you live in or around New York I'll be your friend.
>>27431398
Tell her how I feel.
Take knot
>>27431398
i wish i picked fucking smite instead of exhaust. fuck meeeeeee.
>>27431398
I've been waiting to message this one guy who I saw on POF, but he hasn't been online since Christmas Eve. He posted his Instagram so I messaged him there but he never responded back despite being active on there.
I want to try again but I don't know how, he's absolute perfection and I wouldn't know how to anyway.
I wish i wasn't an autist
