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>Be me 16 in highschool
>Live in a kinda small shit town
>Hang out with my friends
>We are too beta to hit on girls
>Drugs and alcohol are for niggers
>We literally just fuck with people or watch movies together
>We buy fucked up clothes from thriftstores then go to the mall and act mentally handicapped
>One day we go buy knives, a two liter and cord from the dollar store
>Cashier looks at us mildy scared
>wegongitsumraep.jpeg
>we decide to hide the knives in the bushes
>we go tie the cord around two poles outside the mall
>we didn't think anyone would actually trip on the cord
>literally 10 seconds after some landwhale who looks intoxicated comes stumbling out
>ohshitnigger.wav
>she trips on it and nearly eats shit in the pavement
>right then the mallcop pulls up
>we are dying laughing but then run
>The mallcops are autists and don't run after us
>we go to the side of the mall
>tie cord around two liter and swing it around the parking lot
>soda sprays everywhere
>mallcops surround us
>ask for names
>we all say fake names
>we get kicked out
want more delinquent stories?
Fuck it, mane.
Go on. You got one guy here who's intrigued.
>>27430324
Is that a PacMan fanart on a monitor? Who the hell takes a picture of a picture on a monitor?
>>27430324
>literally 10 seconds after some landwhale who looks intoxicated comes stumbling out
kek
Gotta make your own fun.
>>27430453
Who the hell draws pac-man fanart?
I wasn't with my friends when this happened
>Fucking around in the mall
>some edgy fags start yelling shit
>dressed like fags
>combat boots, knives on their belts, cuttoff jean shorts, bucket hats
>naturally by bros yell back
>kids start coming towards them
>friends start to get in the car because these kids look like tweakers
>kids are squaring up
>my friends have toy guns that look real and they pull out the guns
>edgy kids think they are real but don't back off
>who the fuck isn't scared of kids with guns who are dressed mentally handicapped?
>mallcops come
>my friends skedaddle
>they dump all the guns off in a ditch because the edgy kids might call the cops
>cop shows up to my friend's house
>asks about weapons
>friends say "no ossifer we dont k ow what you are talking about"
>cop says "ok you guys seem like good kids. Those other kids were trouble makers."
>cop leaves
sidenote: we are sorta well dressed and white so we get in a lot less trouble. Also the edgy kids were hispanic and at least one of them was on parole
>>27430586
>who the fuck isn't scared of kids with guns who are dressed mentally handicapped?
Tardgangs ain't nothin to fuck with. Gonna pop a cap in yo ass if you don't give them that chocolate milk.
>>27430586
Not as good as the first one, but that's because the first one involved a fat bitch tripping.
GG, OP.
>get invited to some gay party
>we all dress retarded
>we get in
>there are like five of us and we dont say a fucking word to anybody
>we get imvited downstairs to watch some gay movie
>we all give fake names when we introduce ourselves
>my fake name was Derek
>some gross fat bitch keeps saying "Derek come sit by me"
>i ignore her
>owner of the house is some german chick
>my friend keeps saying "du magst mein kampf"
>they are getting upsetti
>it is halloween so there is a big bucket of candy
>most people are taking polite small handfuls
>me and my friends are grabbing big fucking handfulls
>german bitch takes the big pot of candy away from us
>we all say "we are so hungry give us candy"
>we accumulate fuck tons of candy
>we eat it all and stuff it in the corner
>one friend spits laffy taffy on the carpet
>we all say we need to use the bathroom
>take all their pizza and leave
>go to skate park and try to gag purselves until we vomit to kek the skaters
>they all think we are drunk
>we throw pizza like frisbees and go home
should I continue?
