TRUE ROBOT THREAD
You can only post in this thread if
>virgin
>never seen real girl naked
>never had gf
>kissless
>handholdless
just reply anything, let us know you're out there. WE'LL HOLD HANDS ONE DAY
does accidental hand touch count as holding hands?
I'm such a loser that even Weezer, Have a Nice Life, and Xiu Xiu don't resonate on the same level as me.
Music for this feel?
>>27429966
i exist (i think)
>>27430082
nope. welcome aboard. I was starting to worry i was the only true beta
>>27429966
I score pretty high here though, but I qualify by your post requirements
Honestly, I think all humans can be shit so I learned to not trust fully on anyone.
>>27430082
Yes, expect your board ban soon
nonvirgin soiling this thread
>>27430272
u r cancer of r9k. out out out
does it count if my team won a competition and one girl hugged me and held my hand for one second
>>27430330
no. u r a true roboto. congrats
Now the question is do you want a gf and/or have sex? I myself honestly don't care about it, I'm content on dying a virgin.
>>27430374
i do want those, but at this point i dont care if i dont get them.
>khv
>still live at home
>got denied from Target after two interviews
>mfw the job I applied for was as a minimum wage cart pusher
>>27430374
I was planning on dying alone until I met my bf here in 4chan (male bi before you ask).
I hope I don't die with a bleeding anus and aids from this relationship.
We haven't even met yet, but he is a virgin 4channer too that doesn't even like going outside.
>>27429966
riporting in desu
>>27430451
b8
I hugged a grill once, I assume that doesn't count.
>>27430449
cheer up bud, you are worth it to me. you may be a waste of space who cant do anything right to anyone else, but youre worth it to me.
>>27430511
if it was over 7 seconds it counts, otherwise i say your one of us
I'm 3/5 am I welcome?
>Ugly
>Short
>Asthmatic
>Lisp
>Curly hair
>Literal, identified, autism
I am an abomination of nature.
>>27430533
nah it was more of a 3 second pity hug after a horrific first date.
Yes, she was a single mother at 21 and I was 17.
>>27430511
Sorry but it isn't b8.
I am technically boyfriend less until we actually meet, if it ever happens.
>>27430541
no chance in hell. i would die happy if i had any of them, much less 2!!
>>27430449
I'm literally this as well as everything in OP>>27429966
>tfw in back all the time pulling items for the instocks grills
>also do their shipping and handling shit they recently started
Its my wet dream since nobody talks to me or bothers me
The only time I get scared is when I have to go on the sales floor
Man, I'm so proud to be able to post here.
Such an exclusive and cool thread!
>>27430592
>Sorry but it isn't b8.
Sorry to hear that. Even though you'd expect a mongolese feces casting forum to be the best place to find faggots, I would recommend your local LGBQT+++++++ meeting.
>>27430566
>single mother
an hero
>>27430116
I hate all bands that talk about relationships
I only can relate to Swans, Built to Spill, Krautrock, Big Star, and classical music
>>27430630
take your sarcasm and gtfo. we are brothers ITT and are just trying to give each other some love. normies have no sympathy
>skinny, 135 lb
>5'10
>18
>brown-ish skin
>dark curly hair
>socially inept
>anime loving fag
I'm a hispanic, and I'll probably never get a gf/wife because most latina girls don't give the time of day to skinny guys like me, and what's the point of dating after 25?
>>27430171
Scored a 42. Higher than expected but at this point I relish the idea of hitting Grand Wizard status. If I can't be the best then I might as well be the worst.
>>27429966
>back in high school
>tfw all my supposedly robot friends start getting gfs
>friends stop talking to me because the girls tell them I'm "weird"
>that shit eating grin on those girls' faces when they invite my friends by name to a party while I'm there trying not to look like a creep
>fast forward two years, two friends have been cucked while the other killed himself
The robot life ain't so bad.
>>27430637
I wasn't looking for anyone.
Go fuck yourself.
29 khv here
where I'm going you can not follow maiqt
>>27430171
39
Weewooorignal
>>27430374
I do, but it seems weird, foreign and out of the question for me, I'm too deep under layers of post-irony to participate in normie activities
This website has brought me a lot of laughs but fucked me up in a lot of ways.
>>27429966
The only girl I've ever seen naked IRL was my mom.
>How many times.
Honestly? A lot. Lost count.
>>27430374
I do, I think it's time to settle.
>>27429966
Why am I like this. Why couldn't I just be born a chad.
>>27430736
qt3.14? do you still see her? get pics pls.
>>27429966
>Being this beta, what a feggg
>>27430374
I want one, but I've come to accept that it most likely won't happen.
>>27430788
y r u on this board if ur not a beta?
>>27430171
I scored 40. A true robot. For the most part my life is pretty well-adjusted. But im a 23yo khv, that's where i lost most of my points.
>>27430788
cant find sauce fuuuck
>>27430374
I do but I don't deserve one since I look like Danny Devito but without the success (not fat either but that's not much of an accomplishment). Started listening to ASMR videos to simulate having a gf which is nice. Hard to find good ones though.
>>27430171
11
Time for suicide, I suppose.
>>27430841
mega originalityyyyy
>>27430764
my mother is a stacy
no, was kicked out today
don't have any and i'm not making a facebook just to get some
>>27429966
HELP ME OP
NORMIES WANT TO TAKE MY KISSLESS VIRGINITY
THEY ARE SETTING ME UP
I DON'T WANT TO STOP BEING ROBOT
WHAT DO?
>>27430880
Yeah well, we're all here for a reason m8. I'm aware I'm not alone.
>>27430898
Its a trap
Don't do what normies want you to do, it only leads to misery with a smile
>>27430929
But they said they're going to beat me up if I don't turn up to it
They are starting to think I'm gay
>Eyes are going to shit
>Going to have to go the doctor soon
I really don't want to leave the house, guys.
>>27430980
my eyes went bad a long time ago. i havent done anything about it cause i dont wanna tell my parents.
>>27430898
hold on to tight to your cock anon, don't let it out of sight, some treacherous hoes out there.
>>27430976
Fap to staright porn in front of them.
>>27430898
>Having people who care about your well being
normies get out ree
a girl kissed my cheek because of a dare and a girl slathered lotion on my hands for like 3 minutes because I said I don't use lotion on them. does that count as kissless/handholdless? also during a haunted house this girl clung onto my arm. I just feel like a failed normie
>>27431102
thats more than most of us have had, but as long as there was no sexual intentions i guess it counts.
>>27431102
Nah you are a robot.
>>27430980
Left the house for the first time in months. Spent the entire time bitching about how the sun is the poor man's moon.
The outside and its everything can go straight to hell.
>>27431153
i wish it was always dusk outside. not too brite, not too dark, bugs and animals sleeping. still rather be inside tho.
>>27431153
I don't understand how you guys do fine staying inside all day for so long.
My doctor says that my legs are gonna be amputated if I keep up this charade, so even if I hate going outside, I must.
I am useless as I am, I can't even think how much worse it would be if I was in a wheelchair.
>>27429966
>true robot
>only relationship stuff
>not including NEET status aswell
failed normalfag pls go
>>27431257
do you have anything you would like to add?
>>27429966
Reporting in.
Never felt affection from the opposite sex, ever. I cant complain too much though, I do look disgusting.
>>27429966
The most normie thing I have ever done is go to a dance with a grill in highschool. Her friends forced me too. I was cucked into it.
I have also hugged 3 girls, but that was in middle school days.
Am I a true robot or nah? It is so much worse now.
I fit 4 of the 5 requirements. The one time a girl has held my hand was when she was really drunk and I was walking her home. It was sort of romantic and she instigated it, but she never mentioned it again after that and she was so drunk she was almost passed out, so she probably would have held anybody's hand. Can I still be a robot. This is like the only place I have.
>>27431285
glad to have you. get /comfy/ and stay a while
>>27431293
your a robot, was the dance girl a qt? if so, i would still think about that every night
>>27431350
you can stay, but one more slip up like that and your officially a chad.
>>27431257
>>27429966
KHHV
I had a job but I've been NEET since september now.
I also got no driver's license but I bought a state i.d. to be able to drink. I have 1 friend in real life but I haven't seen him in over a month.
>>27431411
no job, no liscense, no id, no friend here + all in the op. how bad am i? only 20 tho
>>27431502
are you getting any sort of income? do you play any online games? I'm 23 and not on any income just been leeching off my mom
you're pretty much fucked if you're like me
>>27431551
no income, but i am taking online classes. no online games, but a lot of regular vidya and internet. i only have another month til i graduate, no idea what im going to do.
if a girl tried to have sex with me but couldn't because I was on too many drugs and couldn't get hard, does that disqualify me?
>>27429966
Does getting a kiss on the cheek count
Some girl kissed my cheek in the 8th grade
>>27431748
>>27431768
both of you are really stretching it here. i'll give it to you since it was nothing really sexual, but its still more than most of us have gotten.
I've kissed girls on the cheek, but it really doesn't count, it's how we greet people here in my country
Cant believe I'm saying this, but I'm literally all of these.
Fuck. I'm nothing but a failure.
>tfw pure anime romance made me so judgmental Im a robot
I dont wanna be here with you fucks, but youre all I have
>>27431929
>>27431975
its nothing to be ashamed of. as long as we're together we can be happy
>>27432032
Im not ashamed
I just hate that Im here and cant find anyone I want to devote myself to
If hookers don't count, I'm still not kissless.
But I've never kissed a girl while sober. I hope it counts for something.
>>27429966
>Virgin: Yes
>never seen real girl naked: I saw my mother naked coming out of the shower when I was 4, so I don't know if this counts or not
>never had a gf: never never never never
>kissless: never never never never never
>handholdess: see above
i wouldnt be any of those if i didnt have such a fucking small dick. if i looked the way i do now which is 3-4/10 at best and had a 6 inch dick i'd have more than zero confidence in myself.
>>27432115
if you can remember it vividly your not a robot, if you cant, welcome aboard.
>>27432163
you are a true robot for sure. i ennvy your beta-ness. age?
i hate myself for posting in this thread but fuck everything, it's true.
>>27432202
19
I just never had high expectations of life.
>inb4 young fag reee
pls no hate
>>27432208
hey, thats how it goes. you'll find love one day, maybe..
>>27432244
me neither, i always assumed everything would be given to me. nice double dubs.
Khhv but it's worse because I'm a faggot
>but gays are sluts you can loose it when ever you want
Not when your body looks like shit and you have a micropenis. I have basically accepted the reality that I will never get laid and will just live at home playing mmos and shit forever.
>>27432301
Men are more visual creatures than women are, so I can understand your pain gayanon.
>>27432301
hey, life could be worse than playing mmo's. at least you'll always have internet people. just hope it not one of those games that you have to pay for monthly.
>>27430696
Sorry about your friend, anon
>>27430171
24.
I don't think there's a light at the end of this tunnel guys.
>>27429966
>>virgin
>>never seen real girl naked
>>never had gf
>>kissless
>>handholdless
5/5
And some say tall white guys can't be robots...
