Parents are getting divorced lads
I don't know what to fucking do and my mum is drunk off her ass and crying
Dad is screaming and moving out
Can someone help me?
>>27429667
It never gets better
super originalityyy
How old are you, faggot? Kill yourself.
>>27429690
Old enough to live with my parents.
I'm really sorry man, that's awful.
>>27429667
>my mum is drunk off her ass and crying
Now's the time, OP. Just slip it and hold her. Hold her and make love to her.
>>27429667
recycle Louis CK's material: divorce is always good news. No good marriage has always ended in divorce.
If two people loved each other immensely and had a perfect marriage and then one day they got divorced, that would be terrible, but that has happened absolutely 0 times.
I wish my parents had gotten divorced, that would have been great. My violent autistic father could have taken care of his favourite violent autistic son and I could have stayed with my wet mop of a helicopter mother until I also got sick of her shit and moved out on my own when I turned like 19 or something.
Instead I'm 30 and still live at home with two idiot parents still stuck in a loveless marriage.
>caring about parents getting divorced as an ADULT
sorry to hear that OP jk not really you fucking FAGGOT
>>27429725
This is a problem for both of them. All you can do is lock yourself in your room.
You will only make it worse if you try and say shit.
If it has been hard in their relationship, it is probably better to have your parents divorcing. It eventually get's better
>>27429667
Wait for your dad to leave then seduce your mum while she is drunk and vulnerable.
>>27429816
He's already gone, his son lives across the road from us and he's staying with him.
>>27429870
He's my step-dad I might add but he's been there since I can remember.
>>27429813
Yeah it gets better. Just like when people told me when I was 15, 15 years ago, "don't kill yourself it gets better", and I still want to kill myself every second.
I don't know why I listened.
