how long would you last?
few seconds
100 seconds most likely.
>>27429299
I haven't bathed in 2 weeks, she would gag and throw up at my penis after she tasted it.
blowjobs look better than they feel, plus most girls just can't suck a peen for shit
about an hour at least
never came from blowjob only
fuck if i know, i've never had a female touch me sexually before let alone suck my dick.
a long time, might not even cum. kids, death grip is real. always use lube. take it slow. maybe don't use porn every time. also, drugs and alcohol will fuck your shit up in ways you don't even realize yet.
you're welcome
As someone who has had a dude suck his dick- awhile. And I can cum by masturbation in under 20 seconds. Then again, it's also impossible for me to piss with someone else in the room so that might have something to do with it.
>>27429358
>>27429362
These to be honest
>>27429299
Like that? Fucking forever.
That's exactly the kind of cutesy blowjob of a girl who thinks she knows what she's doing but has no fucking idea. Gimme a bitch who's gonna tie her hair back and give me a steady, rhythmic bobbing motion while providing firm suction and working the underside of my glans with her tongue, and knows to just fucking stick with that continuously.
I'm already finished.
>>27429409
>>27429394
why the fuck do normies need to shit up our board? there are literally dozens of other boards for you fuck off seriously
>>27429299
A long fucking time.
>no pressure at all
>no speed at all
Blowjobs aint that great desu.
>>27429358
This anon has it right. Most women think it's gross or muh empowerment or just downright suck at it.
>>27429299
too long
I don't really like blowjobs. stop being a prude and sit on it
>>27429409
those cutesy blowjobs only work when the girl is really attractive and the guy she's sucking off is amazed at just having his dick in her mouth
take away the attractive part and it's just an annoying tease that will take an hour to cum
>>27429299
You barely feel anything when getting sucked off
It's really disappointing
>>27429299
If that's all she is going to be doing, then it'll take a while, senpai.
A good blow job always involves the throat, most girls gag before it gets anywhere near the throat. I basically trained every girl I've been with to give proper head.
>>27429444
nice trips, but it's over guy. 4chan is over. just pack up yo shit and move out. there's nothing left here but scorched earth. fuck it famalam, just make poopchan or somethin
What the fuck is wrong with his dick?
>>27429409
This dude right here knows what's up.
I've never had a blowjob so I'm not sure if never having sex and the excitement would make me cum instantly, or my years of death gripping would make it impossible.
>>27429508
it's called being uncut, the way nature intended
the Jews snipped me so now I must suffer for the rest of my life
>>27429409
>>27429489
>>27429497
>>27429358
>girls
>she
lol
>>27429299
with a girl sucking my dick, all fucking day
Probably be like the dude in the video, semi-erect
Now plop my dick into the mouth of a twink or trap and Cap'n Ahab will be shouting "Thar He Blows"
Maybe 2 minutes at most. This is why I don't even bother trying to have sex.
>>27429299
I have a hard time cumming from blowies, only did it once and after like 10 minutes of trying really hard cuz my friend was giving her all.
>>27429508
He's got one of those darth-vader-helmet dickheads, and he's not 100% erect. Makes it look like his glans could fold in half
>>27429299
I pity cutfags, who will never know the immense pleasure contained in the head of a natural, unmutilated penis.
An hour plus. I cum quicker masterbating than from actual sexual acts
>tfw it's the most abstract of feels
>>27429299
any tips on not cuming as fast senpai?
>>27429579
oh man i'm laughing
>>27431320
don't let anyone touch your dick
NORMALSHIT TOPIC DETECTED, GET OUT
>>27429299
Forever
tfw overmasturbate to ridiculous porn and so IRL doesn't do anything to me
>>27429444
do you seriously believe r9k is full of people like you? "normies" have been on r9k since the start
>>27431320
Inject the tip with novocaine before fellatio.
>>27429299
Im circumcised so probably half an hour.
>>27429358
This. Spoken from experience
>>27429358
They try way too hard like OP's picture shows.
>>27432855
I think circumcision is a blessing for us, it gives a reason to not even try to get sex.
>>27429299
Let's just say my dog has done a quicker job than any of the girls I've fucked.
Getting blown is a great precursor to sex. You should decide do I want to cum while getting blown or do I want to cum after fucking a pussy.
Id get blown, fuck the pussy, then when I am ready to finish have her slow down with more blow, then turn her around pound the puss like an African brush Pygmy and bust either inside if safe or all over where ever.
So to answer probably long.
The last time that happened was 5 years ago. And much has changed since.
>>27432899
Hahah sure buddy >experience
>>27429579
Guys give the best blowjobs
Uncutfag (no anteater though) here
Most women I've been with have no idea how to give a BJ to someone with foreskin. I have a pretty elastic foreskin too and it is also still pretty sensitive. I've had some painful BJs before when we were drunk and I couldn't communicate well.
If r9k is so anti normies, why is everbody a normie here?
>>27433365
they came for the tendie memes. they stood from the feels
>>27429358
this is true af
Been edging myself to my fetishes so I feel like I could last a while.
>>27429358
>>27429362
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.I prefer this.
I've never been able to cum from oral and take at least 40 mins to cum from sex
thanks jews
at least you have muh freedums! lol americans.
>>27429496
>>You barely feel anything when getting sucked off
>It's really disappointing
found the cut fagtron
anytime my gf goes to suck it's awkward cos i just want to steer her away from sucking it to doing something else but they get upset and it ruins the mood. insted u gotta pretend to be enjoying it for like, a minute or two then be like 'i cant wait i gotta fck you now' lol
I am circumcized so I wouldn't feel anything and I probably wouldn't even be able to get hard, not that I'd let a girl suck my dick anyway as I think it's gross and unsanitary and it isn't like I'd ever found myself in a crazy situation where some crazy girl wanted my disgusting NEET hikikomori cock, and if I did I couldn't make her brush her teeth and use mouth wash first, but I guess that's life.
It's a truck question because a woman would never treat me like that
>>27433840
>wanting to suck on roastie flaps
>knowing how promiscuous women are in this age
Anon...just...no
>>27429409
>turning a blowjohn into a makeshift handjob
>thinks he knows what he's doing
wew
Could you ever kiss a girl knowing she's had another mans dick in her mouth?
if you asked me this a few years ago id probably say "i wouldn't end up cumming" but seen as ive been fapping to porn for quite some time id probably cum really quickly. probs last a few mins. maybe 5.
>>27431490
At least you get it. The normies on here have been piling up day-by-day. R9K just needs to fucking die already.
>>27429369
I have had one touch my arm. It was really interesting and I hope to try it again sometime
>>27429299
>bj from girl
im more likely to get off to your dubs
>>27429358
I loved my exs blowjobs desu. She just sucked it hard like an icy ice cream and went up and down slowly. Cummed fast from it.
>>27429409
this
You'd be surprised to know that she actually has to bruteforce your dick to get you there and basically just jerks you off with her mouth on the tip for most of the time. It's not that great.
>>27429299
Anywhere between 1sec and 2 hours.
I couldn't tell because I've never had a bj, ever.
>>27435579
yeah, i had a temporary friend who was a girl pick something of my lap and accidently brush my dick, she said 'oops' and blushed. Did she like me>
>>27434256
So fucking true. Blowjobs are shit and basically just foreplay. My gf can't really do them, but to be fair, i'm her first sexual partner so she's inexperienced.
>>27435860
I also thought so but getting off to bjs is almost impossible unless girl is really good
>>27429358
W-what if I suck on your peepee anon?
does this mean i will never be good at blowjobs? what makes a blowjob good?
>>27429299
Well, back when I still had a gf, I would usually last longer than her jaws.
She'd blow me for 10-15 minutes, get tired, switch to jerking or riding for 5 mintute, switch back to blowing.
I actually have pretty good stamina in bed.Too bad I'm ugly as sin and haven't been with another girl since the last one left me 2 years ago
>>27436308
>what makes a blowjob good?
http://www.xvideos.com/video10105296/brittney_jones
untill he comes
ayy
>>27431320
think unsexy thoughts
a whole diggidy lot because I lost all feeling death grippin my ding dong
>>27431490
Tbh i miss the days when r9k was mostly about retard stories and other greentext
>>27429299
Every time I see stuff like, I think I'd cum within 30 seconds easily, but literally everyone who has ever gotten a blowjob says they're nowhere near as good as they look. I just don't think I can believe that when they always look like they'd be pure bliss desu..
>>27429299
>uses only little bit of hand
>only little licks and slight sucking
Shit blowjob is shit.
>>27429299
How could you be so cruel as to not provide sauce?
>>27436514
I love blowjobs and nothing is better than get your cock sucked by someone who knows what she is doing. It took almost a year to teach my ex how to do it good.
Damn, now i miss her.
>inb4 blowjobs suck
If you like them in porn you will like them in real life, but ONLY if the sucker is good.
Seriously post sauce or link. My fucking phone won't let me download the webm
>>27429299
Wouln't last long for a webm, but wouldn't mind if she would continue after cumming.
>>27429299
i've NEVER EVER came from a blowjob, no matter what. it's so fucking boring, like sticking my dick in a bowl of warm water.
pussy feels amazing.
>>27436540
here you go anon
Private Gold 051 - Living in Sin
http://www.pornissimo.org/videos/785/private-gold-51-living-in-sin-2001/
>>27436550
What if I'm always bored as fuck with blowjobs in porn and tend to skip them?
>>27429299
I want to suck a dick now
The angle plays a massive part of it. Sit on the edge of your bed while she blows you, it will feel much better
>>27429299
A lifetime since that's not happening.
>>27436514
just stick a finger in your mouth and imagine your finger is your dick
it doesn't feel bad, but it's nothing special. the only time it feels good if a girl uses literally vacuum levels of suction on your dick and jerks you off at the same time. most girls don't do that though, they just bob up and down on your dick and they think that feels good. it doesn't.
